This is the best explanation of what’s going on that I have found so far, thanks to Reddit user jdeeth
it’s interesting to think that taylor swift got a reputation for writing unfair breakup songs targeting famous men when her two most detailed and targeted songs are about john mayer, who dated her when he was 31 and she was 19, and jake gyllenhaal, who dated her when he was 29 and she was 20 and is now 39 dating a 22 year old
it feels like maybe just maybe she wasn’t being unfair, she was just saying things about people’s faves they didn’t want to hear
Since S2, Sherlock has initiated almost every single intimate encounter between himself and Molly. And people still want to call her pathetic for being unable to move on.
“I hope you’ll be very happy Molly Hooper” I say as I give you a lingering kiss by the corner of your mouth that’s totes platonic and not at all wistful
Would you like to spend a day with me (watching me do what I do best, I am impressive, really I am)?
Fancy some chips?
Also, can I crash at your place sometimes?
Also, when I crash at your place can I sleep in your bed sometimes?
Hi again, Molls, would you come give me a FULL. PHYSICAL. EXAM. in like two weeks? Bring an Ambulance with a bed, no windows and yeah, my coat. The one I left the other night when I, ahem, borrowed your bed.
I can’t resist going on with this…
Also, as a graduate chemist and experienced junkie who can devise and execute elaborate plans deceiving all my friends and catching a serial killer while completely off my tits, I must come and see you cause I really really really cannot figure out on my own how to drink for a couple of hours and not get drunk. I need your ahem practical experience.
“What do I need? You. Sure, I could have just asked for your help, but I decided to ask in the most suggestive way I could think of. Also when it was just the two of us, alone, in the dark. #totallyplatonic”
Oh, whoa there, Miss Molly, you’re not going anywhere for lunch. Yeah, totally brought us some crisps to snack on ‘cause I can’t lab without my pathologist. Sorry I didn’t bring more to eat but I sorta, kinda like it when you’re … hungry.
Hiya Molly!! Is that our ambulance? How fab are you!! You can totes do a physical on me when no one can see my reaction…and plz plz plz do tell me to cough.
Our goddaughter’s christening? Let’s act like a very old married couple when you can stop me from being a jerk with one word …. ok ok maybe not a total success but I texted from behind my back which is extremely difficult just for you Molly … see Molly? … I can be nice-ish
Remember that time..far far away…when i was acting absolutely cool and collected and like a dude! When Irene was at 221B, trying to find where i hid my phone. And I totally did NOT break character and broke gaze when John said “Molly Hooper, she can get the phone..” *nervous tittering* No, dont remember. Good good…
Oh! Oh. Heh. Sorry. Totes thought that that little giftie was for some other dude. Heh. Yeh. Shouldn’ta gone off like that, but, you know… *shrug* I mean I thought that was for some other dude and you’re bringing it to my house so I thought… heh. Yeah. Sorry. Let me make it up to you by giving my First-Ever Sincere Apology To Anyone Ever and giving you a kiss on the cheek. There. Totes platonic.
I mean, I know I said, “I love you,” once and you had accepted it, but I’m gonna say it again for funsies, even though the clock is ticking down on your life. For god sakes, don’t make it into a *thing*.
I swear I just need to read these comments whenever I need a cheer up. :) ♡♡
Yeah, sex really doesn’t bother me at all. I honestly don’t care that the earth revolves around the sun or who’s having sex with whom. I’ve played games with a dominatrix, spar innuendos with my brother, wrote an entry on John’s blog talking about he and Mary’s Sex Holiday; I deduce cheaters in relationships faster than the housing bubble blew up in America. So, I have no idea why are we’re making it a big deal that I experienced a minor brain aneurysm, and system shut down, when Molly said she was having quite a bit of sex. That’s normal, right?
This post is pure gold.
Friendly reminder that every one of these is text. Not subtext. Text. Canon.
I just realized that I’m going hear the original version of all too well sometime soon. Maybe not from Taylor, (but honestly who knows, she might pull it out at one of her shows, please I would die), but definitely from a Swiftie. And honestly it’s something I’ve been dreaming of since she told us that it was originally 10 minutes long.
Also if you would like to see the lyrics yourself the Lover deluxe edition is out now, only at Target. Go buy it, there are no skips!
i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…
“ballet isn’t a sport”
The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.
Ballet is raw AF
This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class. Did I mention she’s awesome?
Hey I could actually use these!
Somebody teach me proper French pronunciation and I’m ready to go.
🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!🌈 While we have so much to celebrate, we also have a great distance to go before everyone in this country is truly treated equally. In excellent recent news, the House has passed the Equality Act, which would protect LGBTQ people from discrimination in their places of work, homes, schools, and other public accommodations. The next step is that the bill will go before the Senate. I’ve decided to kick off Pride Month by writing a letter to one of my senators to explain how strongly I feel that the Equality Act should be passed. I urge you to write to your senators too. I’ll be looking for your letters by searching the hashtag #lettertomysenator.
While there’s no information yet as to when the Equality Act will go before the Senate for a vote, we do know this: Politicians need votes to stay in office. Votes come from the people. Pressure from massive amounts of people is a major way to push politicians towards positive change. That’s why I’ve created a petition at change.org to urge the Senate to support the Equality Act.
Our country’s lack of protection for its own citizens ensures that LGBTQ people must live in fear that their lives could be turned upside down by an employer or landlord who is homophobic or transphobic. The fact that, legally, some people are completely at the mercy of the hatred and bigotry of others is disgusting and unacceptable.
Let’s show our pride by demanding that, on a national level, our laws truly treat all of our citizens equally. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”
I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.
“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.
Did you know that…?
1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him
2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse
we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs
one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale
we are talking about a universe where this is canon
for god’s sake
Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????
It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla
Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again.
I thought Perry was with the Panda?
That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents
‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘
had me crying
I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.
what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb
@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.
and he is trying to be a good guy now
also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good
2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)
this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb
Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.
I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.
yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case
Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?
What the fuck became of my post
Also Doof is legally an Ocelot
Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post
It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.
What the FUCK
Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots
I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing
do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
You do that every morning???
is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons
Wait, other countries don’t do this.
*whispers* Not even Russia
I remember when my dad had a conversation with me
because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)
and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”
and I said “why not?”
“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”
RE FUCKING TWEET
you literally don’t have to say it though
you can just sit your little self down or eyeroll the whole time and a common thing is for people to say it wrong or replace it with other shit for shits and giggles
You don’t have to stand for your national anthem either, but people seem to give you shit if you try that.
Also not done around the world; having your countries flag hanging in every room.
When you remember you left the stove on
When you left your scarf at his sisters house
when you post a picture with five holes in a fence and everyone loses their minds
when it’s new year’s day and he’s not cleaning up bottles with you
when you bought a dress but he didn’t take it off
when you did something bad but it didn’t feel so good
When someone tells you who is Taylor Swift anyway ew
When people make a chain post
Wen speling isnt fun
So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”
And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”
“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”
And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”
“is he very verbal?”
“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”
“was it hard to potty-train him?”
“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”
“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”
“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”
“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”
“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”
“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”
“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”
The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.
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What if the reason she hasn’t given us the album title yet is because this isn’t the lead single…
the fuck???? This would totally be such a Taylor thing to do considering how much she loves her pets….
god i hope this is true
I legitimately have been saying all day that it sounds like something from a Pixar movie soundtrack.
Welcome to New York played in the first movie as well…
also ME! bbmas rehearsals are taking place at universal studios back lot… (per her ig live where you see the trams of people go by) and the movie is by universal MMHMHM
Also it is customary for Taylor to release a song for a movie between albums, often indicating the shift for the next album. (Crazier, today was a fairytale, safe and sound/eyes open, sweeter than fiction, IDWLF)
This song is for my album 💗
Gonna tell you everything so soon I promise!! There’s just lots to tell you about it so I wanted to wait a sec and let us all calm down first 😃