thefingerfuckingfemalefury :

etrianodysseyobsession:

Always worth reblogging

THIS RIGHT HERE

hawlucha:

I need this

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

lady came to return the $35 nintendo eshop card because Princess Peach is on that one and “its a gift for a 15 year old boy do you have any cards that are better suited for boys” i never thought i would ever personally encounter One Of Those but i had to stand there smiling holding up a $50 card with Link on it without letting “maam do you have worms in your brain?” fly out of my mouth at mach 3

thewriterandthestoryteller :

salt-of-the-ao3 :

pervocracy :

stuffman:

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

Always gotta reblog the Two Cake Theory

The Two Cake Theory

lady-raziel :

raid on happy trails penitentiary, November 17, 2019, (colorized)

lunaesteria :

callmebliss :

smallest-feeblest-boggart :

onceuponatmi :

Holy SHIT.

THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.

Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.

i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair

This one involves way more stabbing

ok but why is no one talking about her pet peacock

? ? ?

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ROADKILL

modern-day-gay:

To any of you from Australia

As im sure you’re aware there are currently lots of severe fires burning around australia, many of which are not yet under control despite the best efforts of fire services nationwide.

If youre anywhere in Australia please please please stay safe, alert, and make sure you have a fire action plan ready in case of an emergency!

Also, im not too knowledgeable on whats happening in states other than NSW but in NSW parts of some major motorways (so far the M1, A1 & B56 that i know of) are closed due to being in the paths of severe fires so please be careful when driving and check the RFS website for more information and updates!!

preciousorgans:

We love our bread we love our butter but most of all we love eachother

gyranoshebettadont :

fluorescentjellyfish :

beyoncescock :

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

What I love most is that we can all agree this shit timeline broke off in 2012

retrogamingblog :

LGBT+ Flag Nintendo System Pins made by Jessica Kellogg-Kuhn

kittydesade :

goddammitstacey :

An inspiration to us all

Patreon | Instagram | Goddammitstacey.com

When I find myself in times of trouble, Space Mom Carrie comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Fuck ‘em.

trainwreckbisexual :

fall-out-parker :

trainwreckbisexual :

christmas is coming soon so here’s lots of love for:

• all the trans boys and nb people who are going to get “girl presents”
• all the trans girls and nb people who are going to get “boy presents”
• all the lesbians who are going to be asked why they don’t have a boyfriend
• all the gay boys who are going to be asked why they don’t have a girlfriend
• all the closeted kids who are going to have to listen to their families being homophobic and transphobic
• all the lgbt kids who have to spend time with their abusive family members
• all the lgbt kids whose families disowned them
• all the trans boys and nb people who are going to have to dress feminine for their families
• all the trans girls and nb people who are going to have to dress masculine for their families

lots of love to all of you, i wish you the happiest of holidays ❤️❤️❤️

i wish YOU op the happiest of holidays. ilysm. thank you.

💖 and the same to you!

dat-soldier :

moonlandingwasfaked :

tilthat :

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

damn……… laughed to death at his own joke that wasn’t even funny

you had to be there

just-a-humble-garbagecan :

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

halcyonshit:

i’m honestly not really sure how to ask, but i need help. my mom had a masectomy after having aggressive stage 2 breast cancer, and while she’s on sick leave we’ll have enough to cover bills, but that’s it. we won’t be able to afford groceries, clean laundry, or her vitamins we need right now. what we need urgently is her vitamins, neosporin, and protein-heavy foods. we also need to get more bandages and and money for gas to transport her to and from appointments to the doctors. if anyone could offer literally ANYTHING it would be so, so appreciated. i can even send pictures of reciepts with the things bought with the money. literally anything, we’re desperate at this point. if anyone can help please message me and i’ll send you my paypal or venmo info, whichever works best.

pancakeke :

erytria :

pancakeke :

unmovinggreatlibrary :

the-foley-knoll-horror :

pancakeke :

megatome :

pancakeke :

discsfine :

pancakeke :

my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!

reblog to steal her bones

NO

we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones

STOP!!

They took the whole skellington

Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.

I love how you can’t say “first person”

Let’s be honest there’s probably someone on here who’s gone grave digging.

I regret to inform you that this is a direct reference to a tumblr grave robber

classicslesbianopinions :

greek tragedy is when everyone gets permanently canceled (dies) because they did something problematic (against the gods)

polomrmatthews :

becomingathena :

Ok like I’m here for the whole “if it doesn’t make you happy, don’t do it” movement but like, be smart, yeah? Don’t just quit your job out of the blue, even if it is soul sucking, get another job first. Don’t just kick your roommate out because you aren’t getting along, talk to them first. And don’t say absolutely everything that pops into your mind, because discretion will save your ass on occasion. I’m not saying you can’t live authentically, but be smart.

And while we’re at it, rudeness and honesty are not the same thing. “I’m just being honest” is not an excuse to be nasty to someone for no reason, and “that’s just how I am” is not an excuse not to change your behavior.

yaboybigbadguzma :

hideousgourd :

fischotterkunst :

fischotterkunst :

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

corrynkeel:

It took this addition for me to comprehend the joke. Thank you.

guardiantempest:

tchaikovskaya:

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

tchaikovskaya:

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

gehenna27 :

ayellowbirds :

ash-ash-bo-bash :

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

Crab antlers

nowletmeseeyourkezzhands:

Op, i weep for your dash.

random-artsy-stuf:

Pan,ace,and my gender is out of place.

Aka, im also nonbinary.

fallenfromforgotten:

poly pan and trans so pretty gay

strangeuselessthing:

V gay

flashex3410:

im pan, am I allowed to reblog this

pastel-lemon-yellow:

u mean a look for the u know i had to do it to em meme

a-bisexual-teenager:

I treated this like a where’s Waldo when I was looking for me

official-lucifers-child:

Thank you

its-justanegg:

I’m so proud of you

official-lucifers-child:

Yeah rip my dash ngl it’s pretty darn crazy

theoceanphoenixhasrisen:

rip ops dash

official-lucifers-child:

Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now

celeste-tyrrell:

Child oh my god-

official-lucifers-child:

Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!

beckaboi:

What it im bi is that ok

official-lucifers-child:

Thank you!!! 😊😊

sero-beyond:

That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie

official-lucifers-child:

Exactly

everyoneprotector:

no

official-lucifers-child:

Does it look like I’m okay???

everyoneprotector:

you alright dear?

official-lucifers-child:

Exactly. I’m not joking.

loveyatothemoonandback:

holy jesus fuckign ch rist

official-lucifers-child:

Blue is followed, white is not

This is not an up-to-date list as several people have reblogged this post since I took these pictures

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

yes

sero-beyond:

have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?

official-lucifers-child:

rb if ur gay

Yeah I do too

It’s so crazy

There anime I’ve never seen

What is going on?

So much art

So much weird posting

fluffygif :

Credit: mypomfamily

awesomacious :

Have a nice day!!

@every-unicorn-has-a-unique-horn

everythingfox :

“Fish rarely get love from people in the way that dogs or dolphins do when they should.”

(Source)

generalgrievousdatingsim:

friends was right. it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month, or even my year

gattonero17:

I guess pan and questioning counts too?

remusthedukeofdeodorant:

Hi I am very bi does this count?

fallenfromforgotten:

poly pan and trans so pretty gay

strangeuselessthing:

V gay

flashex3410:

im pan, am I allowed to reblog this

pastel-lemon-yellow:

u mean a look for the u know i had to do it to em meme

a-bisexual-teenager:

I treated this like a where’s Waldo when I was looking for me

official-lucifers-child:

Thank you

its-justanegg:

I’m so proud of you

official-lucifers-child:

Yeah rip my dash ngl it’s pretty darn crazy

theoceanphoenixhasrisen:

rip ops dash

official-lucifers-child:

Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now

celeste-tyrrell:

Child oh my god-

official-lucifers-child:

Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!

beckaboi:

What it im bi is that ok

official-lucifers-child:

Thank you!!! 😊😊

sero-beyond:

That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie

official-lucifers-child:

Exactly

everyoneprotector:

no

official-lucifers-child:

Does it look like I’m okay???

everyoneprotector:

you alright dear?

official-lucifers-child:

Exactly. I’m not joking.

loveyatothemoonandback:

holy jesus fuckign ch rist

official-lucifers-child:

Blue is followed, white is not

This is not an up-to-date list as several people have reblogged this post since I took these pictures

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

yes

sero-beyond:

have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?

official-lucifers-child:

rb if ur gay

yes!!!!!!!