gahdamnpunk :

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

mcrbois :

mychemicalraymance :

rnychemicalromance :

rnychemicalromance :

can you believe mcr is going to play a show next week on friday. can you believe it

can you believe mcr is going to play a show a week from today

a-blank-space :

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone

realistichuman :

sadhoc :

sadhoc :

cock and ball therapy

cognitive behavioral torture

furiousgoldfish :

Putting your own child into state where they want to hurt themselves is inhumane cruelty. Getting your own kid to the point where they feel suicidal is insane level of monstrosity. Forcing your own kid to lose hope of ever being happy or free of you is prisoner-level torture. Parents who do this should be banished from society and never allowed near any children.

anneuhken:

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”

anneuhken">anneuhken:

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

anneuhken:

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”

anneuhken :

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

idunnotm-has-no-idea :

grimauxiliatrixofficial :

tiredcoffeebeanthings :

lumistar :

alys-yeet-dot-beep :

aegipan-omnicorn :

dragon-in-a-fez :

dragon-in-a-fez :

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

angel-vein :

Me: good morning

My brain at 6:57am: you should have killed yourself when you were 15

haraversian :

peterbuggert :

A cisgender woman gets escorted out of the women’s bathroom by two policeman because she was wearing “masculine” clothing and didn’t have an ID to prove she was female and complying with the law. The policemen call her sir and refuse to let her simply go to the bathroom until she can prove she is truely female.

This backfire of transphobic legislation only shows that bathroom bills are not meant to protect anyone. They are meant to punish anyone who does not fit strictly within their deffinition of a man or a woman often leading to sexist generalizations and assumptions to judge who may or may not be “really” a woman.

“We don’t want men barging into women’s restrooms harassing women!” says bathroom bill supporters.

Lo and behold, as a direct result of that sentiment: men barging into a women’s restroom and harassing a woman.

They literally caused the exact situation they claimed they were trying to prevent. God, the irony.

plasticblisss :

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

i-hate-chick-fil-a :

Right wing white man john boehner fought marijuana as an elected official and is now - shock - in the marijuana business!!

taterkasserole:

taterkasserole:

taterkasserole">taterkasserole:

taterkasserole:

taterkasserole:

taterkasserole :

tab-irl :

transgirl-link :

Steel Ball Run

nivrir :

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling
- reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh)
- 700 horsepower from various upgrades

- built-in Net Radar radar detector
- windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector
- AL Priority laser jammer system
- aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft)

- brake lights and tail lights disabled
- vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes)
- 2 ipads for additional police tracking
- 2 GPS systems to prove their record

- police scanner
- CB radio
- 18 spotters along the route to watch for police
- and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

swedishlandscapes :

Halloween 2019.

como-chin-gas :

karlmarxbongrip :

punk gender baby

(they/he)

zerocapitalism :

zerocapitalism :

this has happened to me four times now. where nurses have almost killed me. lmao tellin doctors im just looking for pain killers

theyll be like “she doesnt show any signs of pain”

sorry my mom didnt raise a little wimp.

the funniest part to me is i wont even be asking for pain killers. ill just be like: 😑i am in the worst pain i have ever experienced and i can feel death closing in. same shit as always lmao. am i right, doreen?

and theyll be like: this bitch just wants opiates im tired of it.

tho i will say it’s fun listening to the doctors yell at them for almost murdering me.

zerocapitalism :

anyway sorry nurses. but when im literally dying i dont got the time or energy to make a show of it for you so you dont fuuucking kill me.

me, going septic: damn sure wish i didn’t have to wait three hours for antiboitics while you nurses are convinced im a drug addict who needs to be ignored, even tho u shouldnt ignore them either tf

zerocapitalism :

lmao so everytime i go to the emergency room i’ll be like “yeah i feel like im literally dying. my pain an agony is unbearable. that’s why im here” but i’ll say it in a really flat calm voice. almost like im bored.

so the nurses will shrug me off run some tests. like ok. whatever drama queen.

then the doctor will come back with the tests, vaguely panicked, like “okay. so you’re dying.” and the nurses will be all shocked and ill be sitting there with my continued bored expression and flat voice like “yea… that’s what ive been saying.”

and the nurses will be like “but you arent ACTING LIKE IT??!!!!”

and im just here like “oh sorry didn’t know this was a fucking final exam in acting class. goddamn.”

nurses. just wondering. can u maybe not be so fucking bitter and hate drug addicts so much that you’d rather have people going into septic shock die than potentially help out an addict? thanks.

lavenderjade13:

$1,152/1500!!!

lavenderjade13:

EDIT: WE NEED THE MONEY BY TOMORROW FOR THE SURGERY WE ARE $470 AWAY FROM BEING ABLE TO SAVE HER PLEASE PLEASE HELP

lavenderjade13:

UPDATE

We were able to find a place that can do it for cheaper but we also had to spend money for today so now what we’re at is

$1,030/1500

Please please please help

lavenderjade13:

$1375/2000

Thank you all so so much

lavenderjade13:

UPDATE:

We are still able to use some money on our Care Credit card which we have to pay off in 6 months so we now need $650

$1340/2000

lavenderjade13:

EMERGENCY DONATIONS FOR OUR SICK CAT

Hey yall its me again. Im Jade Laura Reynolds, me and my partner Ember @thebravoshow">lavenderjade13:

$1,252/1500!!!! Thank you so much everyone who’s sharing and donating!

We just got her in the hospital for tomorrow, we gotta pay a deposit of $900 tomorrow morning for them to start the surgery so we should know soon how shes doing!!

lavenderjade13:

$1,152/1500!!!

lavenderjade13:

EDIT: WE NEED THE MONEY BY TOMORROW FOR THE SURGERY WE ARE $470 AWAY FROM BEING ABLE TO SAVE HER PLEASE PLEASE HELP

lavenderjade13:

UPDATE

We were able to find a place that can do it for cheaper but we also had to spend money for today so now what we’re at is

$1,030/1500

Please please please help

lavenderjade13:

$1375/2000

Thank you all so so much

lavenderjade13:

UPDATE:

We are still able to use some money on our Care Credit card which we have to pay off in 6 months so we now need $650

$1340/2000

lavenderjade13:

EMERGENCY DONATIONS FOR OUR SICK CAT

Hey yall its me again. Im Jade Laura Reynolds, me and my partner Ember @thebravoshow are really scared for our cat Reeces P.B. Cup. She needs life saving surgery THIS WEEK or we’re going to lose her.

Shes swallowed what the vets call a Linear Foriegn Object, which is just some big piece of trash or plastic that blocks up their GI tract and if not removed has a 100% fatality rate from cutting off blood supply, starvation or puncture of the intestines.

We’re in really dire straights here. The surgery is gonna cost us around $2000. We have a little money saved and our families have already helped us a bit so we need $1100 in three days, by December 14th at the very very latest. We dont know how long she has and we cant risk waiting. Anything you can give us will help us so so much. Please, shes our child and we would be beyond heartbroken if we had to say goodbye so soon so please please share and donate.

Venmo: @lavenderjade13

$890/2000

slutprivilege :

has this been done before?

cisgenderheterosexual :

So cringy when people are like “cats aren’t affectionate i know this first hand!1!” Maybe your cat would follow you around as well if your vibes weren’t so rancid

trans-riot-grrrl :

rittie :

8oo :

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door 

I saw myself in Jenny as a kid and had no idea I was trans until I was an adult

cupboard-queen :

ghost-squirrel :

apparently sex is great and all but have you tried

1. listening to rock music with good headphones and volume turned up and you feel like you’re deep-throating the bassline

N O

moonrise-mlm :

Guys with long hair literally destroy me holy shit. Like I’m sorry you can’t be that gorgeous. You look like a literal ancient deity

stealthboy :

the thoughts “weed has many positive uses both medicinally and otherwise, and the criminalization of it is rooted in ignorance, racism and classism” and “weed can be harmful and mentally addictive to certain people” can and should coexist

hotmeat89 :

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

buzzlightyearhugecock :

buffbuzzvapedaddy :

THEY CALL ME TITTY SQUEEZE MCGEE

no they DON’T!!!!!

go to FUCKING therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theglowpt2 :

jennifer’s body told us all men in pop punk bands were evil before we were ready to hear it 

vomitpuppy :

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000