just one <3
nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy.
this is great
nah that cheetahs like “U gotta adjust the lens my dude ah shit point the camera over there look nala and simba havn sex again”
ARE YOU FILMING
WHAT ARE YOU FILMING CAN I EAT IT
I HAVE IDEAS FOR YOUR NEXT DOCUMENTARY
THEN THE SEQUEL
EVEN MORE CHEETAHS
THESE ARE GOOD IDEA I WOULD LIKE A PRODUCER CREDIT AND TO BE PAID IN ZEBRAS PLEASE
A group of cheetahs is called a coalition. This is the first thing I said to a boy one time. We ended up dating less than a month later.
My sister had a few of her friends over today…
I just laughed at this for way too long.
#how do you know which pair is yours (via airred)
I can’t believe this is real.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain
and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet