@partycardigann

taskmastercaps :

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Nish Kumar says, “It was a present that was given to me for my 21st birthday. So we’re talking ten years ago now, and it’s a mobile phone hands-free kit. And what it actually really is, it’s just a massive rubber band.” The studio screen shows a mannequin head with a thick neon-orange rubber band around it, and an old-school Nokia phone tucked into the band. The audience laughs. End ID.]

mintokkies :

210116 Vlive 

asiandramabitch:

spill-the-stars :

Black Sails + text posts

Part XII

sofarawayinthemilkyway :

Mi-joo + Spring Onions 💚

crayonflop :

wow she’s just like ME!!!! like and share if this also just like you 

dingyuxi :

I saw on the news that a car driving 200kph crashed into this car, but the guy who drove this car only ended up with bruises. I also saw the news. It wasn’t this car. This car obviously has a V8 engine. I bet it drives really fast. It’s always been my dream to drive a car like this, and it happens to be right in front of me. It has a V6 engine, not a V8.

melisscan:

@melisscan

🐾🐈

iridessence :

toasty-bat :

iridessence :

wolfydawolfli :

totheark :

4-2-2011

I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child

babybara

holy shit

shineemoon :

210116 amazingsat_official ig update with Kibum

dingyuxi :

I don’t regret anything. I don’t resent anyone either. Those two didn’t get  punished. That means they didn’t do anything wrong officially. Then I should forgive them, since they’re innocent.

britishcomedians :

James Acaster on his appearance in The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C (1/?)

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

fun little info graph I found

junghaesin :

#pouty seongyeom

britishcomedians :

James Acaster on his appearance in The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C (3/?)

ashawol :

jinki woke up and choose false testimony

appassionataaa:

thoranda :

If the story of the pirate Jack Rackham is to end with him standing alongside Blackbeard as an equal, together defeating the governor who hanged Charles Vane and in so doing restoring pirate rule over Nassau… this is an ending I can live with.

kdramasdiary:

tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

jaehwany :

Gosh, I’m a mess. So this is how he saw me yesterday?

asiandramabitch:

crayonflop :

taking my 5′5 gay boyfriend to work every morning bc i’m afraid he might follow a stranger with a puppy into a van on the way 

isthisabattleship :

Oh hey it turns out that a company being paid by the government to supply food to foodbanks and free school meals has been charging £30 for £5 worth of food and expecting children to eat off of £5 a week. Bet there was no public tender for this contract either just give it straight to their dodgy mates. Yet again Tories out here starving children.

taskmastercaps :

[ID: A screencap of Nish Kumar on Taskmaster, with a small yellow flower inserted into one nostril. He says, “This is very undignified.” End ID.]

taeminupdates :

2021 SHINee season’s greetings teaser

asiandramabitch:

kdramadaily :

And the award for the most fake realistic fainting goes to…