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Thank you so much for everything. You know who you are.

“Your mother wouldn’t let us do a lot of things when she was alive.”

“What makes you think these jars are for sale?”

“It is I, Climos, god of climate change.”

Lane made a video of the Dorothy sketch! And Matt and Jonathan are in it! Check it out.

Vote for it on Funny or Die!

“I’m an attractive, church-going woman! There are no single men at my church! This is really hard for me.”

“Ah! Lookout! Looks like we got a frozen improviser here.”

“I read all about this in my dream book. Dreams symbolize how you really feel about people.”

“Folks say to me, Lenny, how many people does it take to make a quartet? Well, it takes four, baby.”

Milestone! Our YouTube channel has surpassed 5,000 views! That’s crazy! Thank you so much! It’s been a really fun year for all of us.

Party. received some bad news earlier this week…

Behavioral therapist Paula Meeks is known for taking doctor-patient confidentiality very seriously, with the exception of her hilarious patient, Amy.   “If I were to keep her personal problems to myself, I would actually be doing humanity a disservice,” Meeks said.   Amy se

Having a conjoined twin is wonderful. There is nobody better for sharing secrets, as well as organs. But what happens when your twin and her boyfriend start to get freaky? Unless he also has a hot conjoined twin, you’re going to have to distract yourself for a while. Never fear! We have a couple o

Party. and The Misses promo cards. Collect them all!

Best of Season Three show tomorrow night, 6 pm @ Magnet Theater! … https://www.facebook.com/events/488852077921231/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

Friends say Jenna Helmken’s embroidery Etsy store, Animal Crackups, has changed in recent months, noting signs of increasing mental and emotional instability through her “quirky” and “irreverent” handmade products.   After quitting her job at the Apple Genius Bar in August 2011,

The Best of THE MISSES and PARTY.

It’s Party.’s Best of Season Three show!

Sunday, December 14 @ 6pm

Magnet Theater
254 West 29th Street
New York, NY 10001

Make a reservation here

It’s flu season, and those of us lucky enough to win this year’s flu lottery will get to spend some quality time at home, binge-watching some really great CBS procedural dramas. But that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t get some ‘me’ time, too. If you do your makeup just right, you can

All of Party., screaming all at once.

“A Las Vegas night like this always gets ol’ Johnny thinking, thinking about how big and wonderful the universe is." 

“Yeah, people who get the cooties shot are ten times more likely to develop autism.”

“Oh, excuse me, Zeus. You skipped me. It’s I, Climos, god of climate change.”

High heels are out and flats are in, as more girls nowadays are choosing comfort over sexy. But comfort and protection go hand-in-hand. And nothing’s sexier than a loaded gun. Take America’s birthright and work it, girl! Here are ten ways to spice up your look with a loaded gun.   (Bu

Happy Thanksgiving from Party.!

I wear glitter from time to time. But even when I’m pretty sure I’ve washed it all off or wasn’t wearing any at all, I wake up with a thin layer all over my body every morning. Does this happen to you? It doesn’t? Weird.   Every day by mid-afternoon, I look something like a Hooter

Van Gogh’s girlfriend just didn’t appreciate his genius.

Mom dies. Hilarity ensues.

All of Party. makes a cameo in this sketch from our friends, Action Park. Watch for it!