EDM @ WPG postgame 11.16.21 // he’s not feeling it
WHY does sid's little black polyester zip up make him look SMALL??????? this man is built like a BRICK SHITHOUSE but in his half unzipped thin long sleeve he looks PETITE??????
dude I know I have so many questions. how can this perfect chonky winter boyfriend:
be the same person as this slender and dastardly handsome dandy:
I could never have a hockey podcast. you would expect the first reason for this would be “tumblr user rimouskis knows jack shit about any other team but for the pens” and while that is true it is not the primary reason. the truth behind why I could never have a hockey podcast is because I am physically incapable of stopping once I’ve begun talking about sid and each episode would just end with my voice fading into the background as I explained some story that very few other people would care about. it isn’t meant to be. no one would desire nor enable that.
No please this is what the people want GIVE IT TO US
Okay we been knew but Jeff is THRIVING on the Pens. Like. I’m so proud.
Same guentzy, same.
Lmao this guy is a mood
Here’s E-Rod’s little slip and slash
Lmao I was watching the game recap and they accidentally showed the goal turnover before they showed the actual goal
lis sent this to the group chat earlier and I’m just. I can’t stop laughing at the idea of dr. ovechkin, museum curator. the museum is just like, an apartment with no furniture and a bunch of sticks leaning against walls or proudly displayed on tables. dr. ovechkin’s stick museum. geno flatly refuses to attend the grand opening of “sasha’s stick house,” as he calls it, and tells ovi that if he gets wind of a single malkin stick in there he’s going to break into the museum at night and snap every single one of ovi’s precious artifacts (except for sid’s stick, which geno will steal for his own personal collection of autographed crosby paraphernalia).
Dude how is it that we cannot win or lose in regulation ?
just a two-time emmy award winner and an almost-actor
MacKinnon also has appeared on, and is a huge fan of, the long-running Canadian television series Trailer Park Boys.
Does he have his actors’ union card? He laughed and said he actually got a letter from the Screen Actors Guild-American Federation of Television and Radio Artists.
“If I paid, I could be a certified actor,” he said.
-Sidney Crosby and Nathan MacKinnon: Buddies on and off the ice, October 2016
Sidney Crosby is a two-time Emmy winner.
Crosby is credited as a producer on the video “Merci Sidney”. He previously won an Emmy in 2016 for the video “There’s no Place like Home with Sidney Crosby,“ in which he was credited as a talent.
-Crosby wins second career Emmy, Sept 2020
okay i do think the beginning of last season was way worse because i had never weathered any significant sports agonies before and was so Full of Fear about potentially missing the playoffs. but now i know that sports agonies are just what sports are, and more importantly i have learned that the playoffs aren’t real—they are a collective fever
dreamnightmare, in which villainous teams called horrible things like the “isles” and the “bolts” and the “golden knights” feast upon the flesh of other, far more beloved teams. what’s the point of going to the playoffs? to watch evil flourish, unchecked by god or man?
no thank you. this season my expectations are much lower. i would like to see sidney kill a man in front of god and everyone and then tell the ref the guy had it coming (he had it coming! he only had himself to blame!). i would like to see letang skate to the box looking like an expensive designer cat being subjected to the indignity of a bath. i would like to see geno felled like a redwood, but gently, so as not to damage his knee, and also i would like to see him strip men of the puck, not to do anything with it, just a cat doing cat things. i would like to see evan rodrigues finally break down and confess to a priest that he was never a hockey player, he was just some kid on a school field trip, but then sid got so invested in teaching him how to be a top line winger and instilling a growth mindset in him that it felt too awkward to explain, to which the priest says, my child, we don’t really handle this kind of thing - is there, ah, someone in HR you could talk to, maybe? i would like to see kappy and zucker get high and explore each other’s bodies. i would like to see zucker explore kappy’s body while kappy, stoned out of his mind, recounts a confusing sex dream he had about their silver fox of a coach, which zucker kindly agrees to never mention to anyone the next morning. i would like to see mike sullivan take off his tie and strangle a ref with it, which unfortunately for kappy means more confusing sex dreams. and i would very much like to see the team finally realize that every time they let dark bryan rust wear their gloves he grows stronger as they grow weaker, until finally they realize they must engage the services of a powerful witch to break his hold over the team.
i am but a simple woman-creature, with simple desires. what are the “playoffs” to me? a dark dream. a vale of tears. satan’s playground. away with all that! bring me what i have wished for and i shall ask for nothing more.
i would like to see mark friedman requested for the flyers’ locker room in a sacrifice verse, which the team has to call the command room in toronto about, and toronto says ‘absolutely not, they will tear him limb from limb. send someone else.’ i would like to see brian boyle be hugely, almost upsettingly tall, landing huge hits on a regular basis while also somehow exuding the aura of a man who will return to college in his post-nhl life to study philosophy and have spirited conversations about aristotle and foucault with his professor and a class full of 19-year-olds who didn’t do the reading. i would like to see danton heinen finally come clean to the team that he has a weird but harmless fetish, and then the guys, after some consideration, are like “…okay bud. you know what? it’s fine to be attracted to furries wearing high heels. you’re not hurting anyone. we don’t want to ever accidentally catch sight of your porn again though, so please make sure you’ve closed out of the browser tab before you pull out your phone to show us a tiktok.” i would like to see mike matheson throw off the shackles of playing “responsible defense” at last to embrace his true calling as a forward with awful defensive metrics and a penchant for wraparound goals (OR as an ice dancer). and i would very much like to see tristan jarry have a huge, triumphant bounceback season, and then at the end of it, when everyone is excitedly expecting him to be the pens’ long-term starting goaltender, tristan calls a press conference to announce that he is retiring forever, at the tender age of 27, to devote his life to the full-time farming of barley and other grains. who am i forgetting
Im gonna need some context as to why Geno is posting a random gaming stream on his insta stories ￼🤨
It just fucking slipped through