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requests are open!!!!!
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS
last year we can reblog this? it’s the only year we can reblog this you absolute scholars
theo and boris are generally fancy gays out in public (boris is more of a victorian vampire kind of fancy, but he’s fancy) but as soon as they get home boris transforms into a complete gremlin. old sweats, oversized sweater, mismatched socks with dachshunds and giraffes on them. theo thinks it’s ridiculous and he loves it.
men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually
also this is true regardless of whether they bind or plan to have top surgery
I know you’re aiming for trans and nb people rn, but this would also probably help cis men with gynecomastia too :D
This is one of the rare occasions when “cis men too!” is a good addition, and you’re so right! That did occur to me when I made this post and I’m glad you pointed it out
is it disrespectful that, in psych, my teacher was like “the shot that hit JFK was instantaneously fatal, because the bullet entered precisely at his medulla and cut off respiratory functions” and my first thought was “buckys got good ass aim”
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
3 days into 2018 smh
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
I’m in tears send help
it really is funny tho how u dont see tumblr “influencers” like can u imagine someone rolling up to a 5 star restaurant and expecting a table without a reservation and a free meal cause they made a post that said “I Are Gay” ? like i would riot
oh love this
we doin like the blackout poetry thing now i dig it
this is my favorite
you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol…
I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are -women- I’ve met who could play him and you’d barely notice
Johnny Depp impersonators are like, their own class, like Elvis impersonators
you could replace Depp in all movies that producers wanted his character type in ever and no one would be the wiser
Pirates of the Carribean
but every scene is an entirely different depp impersonator
no one notices until the credits roll and there are like 1700 names for “Captain Jack Sparrow”
this is the dream
Ten years ago I was at Disney World and the face actor for Jack was spot-the-entire-fuck-on. A little kid in a Jack Sparrow costume walked up to him and he stared a moment and said “Well… you look familiar!” with just perfect comic timing, then leaned down and asked the kid “er, where’s your mum?” When she was pointed out, he stood up, squinted suspiciously at her for a moment, then said “Oh, good, you don’t look familiar.”
He was just so good, we stood there and watched him for like ten minutes. Hire that dude. Shoot Johnny Depp into the sun.
andy did That and made sure that the woman who played eddie’s mom also played his wife and made it obvious that his entire marriage was based on mommy issues and repression and yall have the NERVE to say he made eddie straight in chapter 2 the fucking NERVE !!
marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )
venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him
this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners
marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist
venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard