does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy
I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife” but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot
this is basically how every adult in amestris treats edward throughout fullmetal alchemist
bi characters in loving m/f relationships are good yall are just cowards
trans characters in loving m/f relationships are amazing yall are just fools
characters of color in loving m/f relationships are wonderful yall are just chumps
disabled characters in loving m/f relationships are stellar yall are just weak
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.”
“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.
Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”
W H E E Z E
I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“
But since humans are super hard to kill and try to be friends with everything, a common unspoken rule in space is that if a human is afraid, you better be pissing yourself in fear.
So the crew hears a scream from the quarters, and a crew member rushes to see what’s happening.
“Human Jane, what’s the problem? Are you hurt!?”
and she just fukin shrieks “SPIDERRRRRRR!!!!!” and everyone goes batshit insane and spiders are cataloged as extremely dangerous death creatures.
But then on another ship, a human crew member asks if they can bring a small pet, and it is approved as long as the human can prove that it’s not dangerous.
So they pull like a tarantula out of its little cage and let it crawl all over them and the other crew members stare in horror as the human just pets their eight-legged death beast and coos at it like a baby.
i hate the phrase “stop killing unarmed black men”. stop killing black men period. armed or not. if you value your second amendment rights so much then this shouldn’t be a point of contention on whether or not lethal force is used on a person.