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sisyphusshrugged:

ask not for whom the baja blasts

mistandsundews:

speak not of rare pepes when you can have

pepe pig

wlwmermald:

i like that everyone’s pregaming this anniversary a whole day early

abbaswift:

the one direction twitter account for the first time in two years: hi-

me:

tpwkera :

99% sure that seeing a picture of one direction together in 2020 would give me enough serotonin for the rest of my life

inspireschoolofartsandsciences :

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

classiestlassie :

gemstone-enemas :

pantheris :

reyairia :

stuck-in-jelly :

whyyoustabbedme :

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

Please. A transcription would be nice.

caption:

“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]

Now with transcript!

mr-styles :

Harry Styles | Beauty Papers Magazine x

next-time-you-invite-pam :

grimauxiliatrixofficial :

haraamzada:

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

I’m reblogging this again cause there are so many things to appreciate.

The Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson posters. The snake belt as a headpiece. The facial expressions. The fact he stops him from already wanting to take out the trash, just to tell him to take it out.

harryfashionarchive :

Harry performing ‘Falling’ on the BRITs | February 18, 2020

Custom Gucci Lace Shirt, Trousers, Gloves and Suspenders

For his first solo performance at the BRITs, Harry wore a custom ensemble from Gucci. The white lace fabric is detailed with embroidered ribbons and floral appliques. The shirt’s elasticated sleeves give way to white lace gloves and the trousers are held up with white suspenders. Harry chose to go barefoot for this number.

Speaking with Naomi Pike for Miss Vogue UK, Harry’s stylist, Harry Lambert, gave the following comments:

“Alessandro [Michele] and Gucci are a dream to collaborate with. We have had the performance look for around six months, and during the first fitting we could all tell that it was really special. […] We decided to keep it aside for the right moment. When it was confirmed that Harry would be performing “Falling” for the first time at the Brit Awards, there was no question that this was the moment we had been waiting for.”

boba-fettuccine :

a cannae fucking believe a had tae see some goy on here pure foamin at the mouth about jojo rabbit ‘glorifying’ nazis because the ‘nazi protagonist gets off scott-free’. you mean the child. the literal 10 year old child that realises he’s been brain washed and breaks away from the system he’s been indoctrinated into. youse have no problem saying you wanted to see a 10 year old kid get executed. AND yous think you’re the good guys? yous think YOU are woke?  i have tae laff. 

butter-is-a-milkshake:

Taika Waititi: *does anything*

Me: fucking superb you funky little man

fourdrinkamy:

university is just. it’s you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world

marthajefferson :

“In films, we are voyeurs, but in novels, we have the experience of being someone else: knowing another person’s soul from the inside. No other art form does that. And this is why sometimes, when we put down a book, we find ourselves slightly altered as human beings. Novels change us from within.”

— Donna Tartt, boykeats )

bastille :

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

im-god-now-fight-me :

lifeofcynch :

f-eelgoodinc :

jiang-she :

teojida :

and-shes-gooooone :

king-crimson :

lovesiicck :

slbtumblng :

kingboa :

gainbijou :

essence-of-armbarring :

essence-of-armbarring :

my favorite reaction images are the ones where it’s two pictures of one character and in one they’re just looking awkwardly to the right/left while keeping the same expression

these are my only moods

lest we forget

Same

the best part is that where the eyes start and where they end combined with the facial expression conveys an entire mood and all of these pictures have a slightly different emotion affiliated with them

anxietyproblem:

zahnegott-lives :

not-racist-frog :

thatpettyblackgirl :

every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless

Me

imagine being this weak. if i get thirsty i drink from puddle, if chapped lips i kiss my bro, etc., many solutions to be found in nature

blanska :

classicaldynamics :

future-struggling-musician :

Always reblog when I see this video

and people say the baroque times weren’t fun. it was lit af back then. bach was turnt

betweenheroesandvillains:

me: wants to be hugged and held, is totally touch starved and needs to be cuddled

also me: allows only a very limited number of people to touch me at all, let alone in a slightly intimate way. barely ever allows myself to show emotional weakness around people. gets anxious when someone hugs me for too long.

sighinastorm :

xphilosoraptorx :

goatyellsateverything :

supreme-leader-stoat :

archer-bro :

xubbs :

presbyteriansideblog :

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

quality religious jokes, people

skippit:

cat-memes-only:

harrystylesdaily :

Harry Styles for The Face. Photography by Collier Schorr.

jeanjauthor :

foxy-voxy :

xfilesbaby :

fleurdulys :

The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze

1874

why does this communicate the universal mood we women experience so perfectly

This is doubly annoying because she’s clearly in mourning; look at her clothes. those are mourning clothes. The way she clutches her handkerchief. The wetness of her eyes. She’s not a lark to the seaside, she’s traveling to or from a funeral.

And this dandy fuckboy can’t look beyond his own nose and have some fucking respect.

This is why I support artists.  You can tell a story without any words at all.  You don’t even need to title this piece “The Irritating Gentleman” and yet most 21st Century women will know exactly what this 19th Century woman endured on the day of that painting.

the-macra:

ratcoded:

the-macra:

Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

that-one-guy-that-one-time :

baby-ur-a-haunted-house :

jaimebeazley :

chloe-cristata :

nasaqueer :

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

Mayor Of Hell, Inspired By Trump, Declares Heterosexuality Illegal

AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????

This is really funny oml

The thrilling conclusion

So I thought this was old but it turns out Hell became Gay Hell yesterday, on the 17th of June 2019.

malortsev:

cheryl’s wax figure: removed bc she’s no longer relevant

liam’s instagram: posts a picture of him and bear out of the blue

me @ cheryl:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

The Gen Z aesthetic is occasionally remembering that the earth is dying and your future goals might never become true because of that. Can boomers please piss off and listen to climate scientists? I’d quite like to live a life. Thanks.