Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard
White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting
This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec
The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief
can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.
Please. A transcription would be nice.
“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]
Now with transcript!
This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd
I’m reblogging this again cause there are so many things to appreciate.
The Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson posters. The snake belt as a headpiece. The facial expressions. The fact he stops him from already wanting to take out the trash, just to tell him to take it out.
Harry performing ‘Falling’ on the BRITs | February 18, 2020
Custom Gucci Lace Shirt, Trousers, Gloves and Suspenders
For his first solo performance at the BRITs, Harry wore a custom ensemble from Gucci. The white lace fabric is detailed with embroidered ribbons and floral appliques. The shirt’s elasticated sleeves give way to white lace gloves and the trousers are held up with white suspenders. Harry chose to go barefoot for this number.
Speaking with Naomi Pike for Miss Vogue UK, Harry’s stylist, Harry Lambert, gave the following comments:
“Alessandro [Michele] and Gucci are a dream to collaborate with. We have had the performance look for around six months, and during the first fitting we could all tell that it was really special. […] We decided to keep it aside for the right moment. When it was confirmed that Harry would be performing “Falling” for the first time at the Brit Awards, there was no question that this was the moment we had been waiting for.”
a cannae fucking believe a had tae see some goy on here pure foamin at the mouth about jojo rabbit ‘glorifying’ nazis because the ‘nazi protagonist gets off scott-free’. you mean the child. the literal 10 year old child that realises he’s been brain washed and breaks away from the system he’s been indoctrinated into. youse have no problem saying you wanted to see a 10 year old kid get executed. AND yous think you’re the good guys? yous think YOU are woke? i have tae laff.
“In films, we are voyeurs, but in novels, we have the experience of being someone else: knowing another person’s soul from the inside. No other art form does that. And this is why sometimes, when we put down a book, we find ourselves slightly altered as human beings. Novels change us from within.”
— Donna Tartt, boykeats )
the best part is that where the eyes start and where they end combined with the facial expression conveys an entire mood and all of these pictures have a slightly different emotion affiliated with them
every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless
imagine being this weak. if i get thirsty i drink from puddle, if chapped lips i kiss my bro, etc., many solutions to be found in nature
me: wants to be hugged and held, is totally touch starved and needs to be cuddled
also me: allows only a very limited number of people to touch me at all, let alone in a slightly intimate way. barely ever allows myself to show emotional weakness around people. gets anxious when someone hugs me for too long.
I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish
But God is so good and He always knows what we need!
Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him. He just told him to eat. Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.
AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE
“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“
And God said, “Have a Snickers.”
And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.
Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.
The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.
quality religious jokes, people
The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze
why does this communicate the universal mood we women experience so perfectly
This is doubly annoying because she’s clearly in mourning; look at her clothes. those are mourning clothes. The way she clutches her handkerchief. The wetness of her eyes. She’s not a lark to the seaside, she’s traveling to or from a funeral.
And this dandy fuckboy can’t look beyond his own nose and have some fucking respect.
This is why I support artists. You can tell a story without any words at all. You don’t even need to title this piece “The Irritating Gentleman” and yet most 21st Century women will know exactly what this 19th Century woman endured on the day of that painting.
Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs
Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe
Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????
This is really funny oml
The thrilling conclusion
So I thought this was old but it turns out Hell became Gay Hell yesterday, on the 17th of June 2019.
The Gen Z aesthetic is occasionally remembering that the earth is dying and your future goals might never become true because of that. Can boomers please piss off and listen to climate scientists? I’d quite like to live a life. Thanks.