anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.
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does anybody know how long the sauces keep in the fridge if u wanna make them ahead
Can I choke you?
My bathroom is a mess.
please tell me that’s what you see in the silhouette too
February 1, 2013
today, April 9, 2021, is the first time I’ve recognized what the silhouette actually is. I’ve thought it was literally ms thing there for half a decade
“Damn that’s wild…..try this phone game though”
While we’re playing Lily’s Garden… they be playing Lily’s Heart 😔
you guys are missing the best part
He must have been that shitty
OKAY, BUT, WAIT, I JUST SAW A NEW AD AND lily is just standing at a party
When her friend walks up
And nods her head in this mofo’s direction
To which Lily DOES THIS
BUT IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE SHE NODS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND
And follows up with this
AND THE PAGE MADE THIS THE CAPTION FOR THE AD
SO LILY DIDN’T JUST GET RID OF THE GUY BUT SHE ALSO TOTALLY ROASTED HIM WITHOUT HIM KNOWING.
Y’all Lily’s garden ads are off the shits
Truly a paragon of cultural zeitgeist is Lily’s Garden
Don’t say I didn’t give you the dick pics ya’ll wanted LOL they keep taking my stuff down but I see dick pics here still so this is the best I can do.
Here to remind you to eat your fruits and veggies
As nice as the color turned out, my scalp bled from bleaching 🙃 oopsie!
Sugar, spice, and…..depression with anxiety 🙃
If you got tagged in a post about Ray Bans, I apologize. I think I got hacked :( I already changed my password and whatnot. I hope the person enjoyed my dick pics though lol