Harry and Ben at the hotel pool in Rio De Janeiro - 07 May 2014
I just blocked some stranger on Insta out of pure shame because I accidentally double tapped their pic from November
I fucking hate that trope in swordfighting where they just push grind the swords together as hard as they can while looking in each others eyes. Just fucking kick the other guy in his nuts! Not like he’s going to notice anyway while he’s staring intently at your beautiful eyes, and noticing your stubble, and damn, those lips look surprisingly rosy, and his golden hair…
I wanna go meet my cousins fresh baby at the hospital but I only just washed his present so I need to wait for it to dry 😠
Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.
Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…
Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.
Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.