devil may cry is a franchise where the foundation its built on is all the things everyone knows are cool but will never ever admit to finding cool
intense ass devil may cry battle music: shadows fall across my soul as the demon inside me screams to be free
me, an adult: oh man, thats cringey haha. oh, wait. adrenaline is screaming through my veins and im ready to kill and die
The series is utter garbage with zero goddamn substance.
Even something with a ridiculous premise can have substance & actually be interesting.
But the fuckers who wrote these stupid games are too lazy and talentless to put in any actual EFFORT because they’re fucking morons.
DMC sucks ass. The 2001 game is the only somewhat decent entry.
biden literally talks like the shaggy “boy am i glad hes frozen in there” video
me and cockroaches when we see each other
Imagine having the deaths of multiple African children on your conscience for something that looks this shitty
You talmbout African deaths but engaged to a white woman? Oookay buddy. Just say you hate people indulging in pretty jewelry and go lmao
@pileofknives you know not all diamonds are born of blood and conflict right? You know that artificial diamonds exist right? So you done or you finished 😂
Hey do your arms hurt from that reach?
Lmao I just think it’s ugly and the diamond industry isn’t separable from cruelty but uh okay, why are you taking this personally? Did you make this? Is this yours? “Hate people indulging in pretty jewelry” yeah dude you got me there, fills me with rage.
me when im logged on to defend the diamond industrys honor: actually, this hideous ring is good. and maybe nobody was even killed to make it
my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.
months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.
of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day
i fucking love her.
FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD
i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post
so evidently normal guns exist in star wars (called “slugthrowers” because of course) and they’re apparently super broken and extremely useful because they go right through shields designed to deflect energy weapons and if a jedi tries to deflect them with a lightsaber the bullet just melts and turns in to an equally lethal spray of molten metal
imagine you’re the most badass sith in the universe and Some Dude With A Handgun challenges you and you’re just like “heh… primitive weapons… bring it on” and he shoots you and you suddenly get splattered with a shower of molten metal and you fucking Die
Oh I guess I should specify that what’s disingenuous is using a picture of the illegitimate coup “president” Guaido for this headline when the UN recognizes the legitimate president Madura as the leader of Venezuela
This is so hilariously disingenuous