LGBTQ+ superheroes for Pride month ❤
Nice try but the first 3 are not gay. You Tumblr degenerate send your wishful thinking. seriously do you people have to ruin everything…
Deadpool is pansexual. Loki is bisexual and gender fluid. Wonder Woman is bisexual like all the Amazons. Educate yourself about comic canon before saying something ridiculous.
Do you have any reliable sources that can back this up?
You mean… besides the fucking comics?!
Wonder Woman was shown as canonically bisexual in the main DCU continuity in Wonder Woman: Year One (She was heavily implied to be numerous times before then but it was stated canonically in that comic that she had romantic and sexual relationships with multiple Amazons and left her girlfriend behind to journey to our world to stop the threat of Ares sons bringing chaos and war to the world)
She’s also canonically bisexual in Wonder Woman: Earth One where she straight up tells Steve Trevor that another Amazon is her lover and also in DC Comics Bombshells where she and Mera were girlfriends
Loki is canonically bisexual and generfluid…they have shifted from male to female multiple times stating that both are their real form and Odin, Loki’s father, referred to Loki as “Their child who is both male and female” in a published Marvel comics
And anyone who thinks Deadpool is straight has not only never read the comics but also apparently never been to see either movie either because I’m not sure what part of Deadpool grabbing Colossus’s chrome plated ass and dry humping him made them think “Yeah this is a Totally Straight Hetero Just Bros Being Bros”
Fake fans 🙄 Read the comics. all your faves are queer
Wait did people literally not get the memo on any of this?
Fake fanboys act like google is broken and literally the only way they can acquire information is by harassing queer ppl on tumblr with these inane questions.
This adorable proposal.
This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!
This made my whole damn day
I’m grinning like a maniac in a five guys restroom stall
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
Well, which one is it going to be?
And so it begins
having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂
By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now
it truly happened … just as the prophecy foretold……
Real life fake dating au…
i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased
however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic
and her own fainting couch
but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible
@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
This might be…interesting. though, you gotta admit, the card looks kinda cool.
Hey I’m broke as a joke.and I need like…10 dollars
GUYS I RANDOMLY FOUND 5 DOLLARS IN MY ROOM AFTER REBLOGGING THIS WHAT THE HECKITY HECK
Okay most people who already cared about Rocko’s Modern Life know about this by now so maybe it’s not as big a deal to spoil why more of you might care or want to give it some views, even if you weren’t around for the original show.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
THE POST, THE P O S T
Yasss it’s here!
He was a trans man you fucking freaks
Imagine hating trans men so much that you read the history of someone who presented as a man for so long that most people only discovered he was ~biologically female~ after his fucking autopsy and be like “well clearly he was just gender fluid” I’m fucking
he specifically asked to be buried in the clothes he died in!!!!! we only know he was trans bc someone disrespected his direct wishes after his death!!!!!!
you know what. considering that trans men are way more likely to experience hostility from health care workers when we get pregnant (2), and many trans men are sexually assaulted and need abortions, and trans men often do not receive adequate care for reproductive issues and cancer, and most of us will be outright refused care because we are transgender at some point in our lives (2), if you believe that trans men who ask to be acknowledged in the current discussions about abortion/reproductive justice are “making it all about men” or monopolizing the conversation in any way, you need to rethink that.
trans men/transmasculine people are welcome to share your stories and experiences in the notes, everyone else please do not speak over us.
I had maintained all last week there were pros and cons to keeping both tommy and holly but that all went out the window the second cliff decided to seek Nicole out and tell Jackson she was considering straying after that happened they needed to cut her regardless cause the damage was done
I had to stop watching big brother once Tommy was out because he was like the only reason I was watching
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
i request the big spicy joy
I would like some big spicy joy
Reblogging just because it’s called big spicy joy because that’s the best name for joy I’ve ever heard
I mean if someone wanna gives me some big spicy joy, I won’t deny it
I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders
the signs arent even right
I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender
Go beef jerky! Destroying gender roles one beef at a time
holy FUCK I didn’t— oh my GOD
i’m pretty sure my brain just short circuited
can we also imagine jack and davey doing “thrill of first love” and “play the game” for a sec???
This makes me so indescribably happy. I think they’re now the most famous person out there using gender neutral pronouns. I’m so okay guys. I’m so okay I’m gonna cry.
This made me so happy to see! Good for them, glad that they felt comfortable to share their identity with us ♥️
Cis people with trans headcanons are.. suspicious
If you’re cis & you immediately go “hehe he’s trans” when a male character is short or thin or whatever…….. I don’t trust like that
If you’re cis & you immediately go “ooh she’s trans” when a female character is tall or muscular or whatever, I especially don’t trust like that
Cissies can and should reblog this but y'all best not be clowns in the notes
hey op I’m trans so i hope you don’t mind if I add:
transmasculine/trans men need to check themselves about this too.
we have to ask ourselves: hey, why do i headcanon that female character as a trans woman, while i think this other female character is cis? is there a (possibly hurtful) pattern?
just because we’re trans too it doesn’t excuse us from transmisogyny
You’re right and you should say it
As a trans woman, we have to keep an eye out for this as well! Making headcanons that a character is a trans man because they’re “small” or “thin” or “soft featured” is really suspect and not great!