@pr

anyone watch love is blind im finally finishing it

pr:

what would be your recommended indian food takeout order for our first time

thank u everyone here is whats happening

sirenswansong :

tryna find a part of me you didn’t take up

what would be your recommended indian food takeout order for our first time

hostilepopcorn :

hostilepopcorn :

I was trying to find illustrations of cattle color visions and instead I found the “western cows are fake GMOs and eastern cows can cure disease” side of the internet again😔

“western cow’s milk causes disease, eastern cow’s milk cures it” is a big thing

marcchagallthebride :

i literally don’t care if straight women experiment w their female friends or whatever like why is that an issue that anyone gives a shit about. first off a woman who feels compelled to experiment w gay sex is almost certainly not straight. but second off even if they are i don’t fucking care bc what people do w their own bodies in their own free time is their own business & not mine, yours, or anyone else’s. you don’t need a laminated wlw card to make out or have sex w a woman like some of u seem to have straight up forgotten that confused & questioning people exist & that it’s ok for them to have fun & mess around on the way to discovering their sexuality, it doesn’t have to be an experience that’s defined by struggling & suffering.

random but did karlie ever come out with her book

there was a book? :o

airsignz:

chesthair:

i love all you little people living in my phone <3

colorsinautumn:

Happy Earth Day 🌎 never forget that major corporations who try to dump the responsibility of protecting the environment onto the consumers directly contribute more to the problem of pollution than any one or multiple individuals or even large communities of people. Corporations are killing the planet by getting away with it by absolving themselves of responsibility for plastic pollution and will make the consumer feel guilty for the most minuscule of actions while there is no accountability for their major violations.

everyday i think about kiwi accents

serpentinesomebody:

anxtgoblin:

anxtgoblin:

they-call-me-ren:

they-call-me-ren:

gay-slime:

Girl help I am 3 blocks down with one dirt block over my head to hide

On my way

Girl help I am 3 blocks down with one dirt block over my head to hide

on my way

Girl help I am 3 blocks down with one dirt block over my head to hide

midsummerknife :

i could show you 

incredible things 💎💗

wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw:

YES HELLO THIS IS A THING WATCH IT PLZ

madokaost:

i don’t know what a “headcanon” is i just know more about the characters than the author told the rest of you

funnytwittertweets:

miru-arts:

alittleprincess1995 :

STEVE: “So what’s different this time? Something must be. I mean you know the definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over –” JOEY: “and expecting different results. Sure man. […] I guess you could say it looks like the same thing over and over again, but that’s not insanity. Out there on the streets, that’s insanity.”

transgenderer:

the fact that the primary forum for politics in our age is a website defined by the mechanical inability to write a long, nuanced take is so absurdly on the nose

cock-dealer:

cock-dealer:

being attracted to men is a gift actually

“If given the choice who would choose to be attracted to men?”

me. men are hot

kristina100000:

me giving my eyebrows a skinnier shape in my bathroom as enrique iglesias plays in the background

alatar-and-pallando:

kitharion:

captainsingleton:

memewhore:

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

By the way:
-The pig was fine!
-Fermentation byproducts are quite commonly used as animal feed and don’t usually get the critters quite this ‘toxicated!

this video combined with this response

made me laugh til i tooted

owlmylove :

galacticlioness :

diirtyhorchataa :

wereopossum :

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

I wanna know where this is

Huh, I never actually thought about dancing in rollerskates. And she’s just fucking working it! Also her outfit is so bright and warm it fits the vibe perfect! A Queen

this is Oumi Janta! this style of skate dancing is called jamskating, and she’s an incredibly talented jamskater to make moves this hard look this easy. she’s also appeared in several ad campaigns!

artakin:

Echoes of your name inside my mind…

foryourportraits :

my house of stone, your ivy grows, and now i’m covered in you

foryourportraits :

it could be love–we could be the way forward!

artakin:

No, nothing good starts in a getaway car

artakin:

comic strip: gold rush

artakin:

comic strip: this is me trying