Hello! My name is Male Manga Artist, and I’ve got a up-and-coming best seller story to pitch to you!
This is my main character Spunky Boy! He will go through amazing character development, such as remaining spunky for 95% of the story, except for one arc where he becomes dark and angsty. Yes he’ll snap right out of it. The many many human atrocities he witnesses will not faze him, except during 5 minute speeches when he acts like they have.
And now we have Angry Rival Boy! It will be obvious within the first 50 chapters that I actually like Angry Rival Boy far more than Spunky Boy, and I’ll spend the following 200 chapters acting like Angry Rival Boy is the real protagonist.
Can’t forget the women! Here are my three female characters: Titties, Bigger Titties, and No Titties. Titties’ personality is Love Interest. She’ll have an arc where she realizes she should define herself by something other than her love for Spunky Boy, at which point I will effectively write her out of the story because I can’t conceptualize women having any kind of inner lives that aren’t about men.
Bigger Titties’ personality is Refined Older Sister. She has no backstory. Her family is rich. No Titties’ personality is being angry and scorned, especially when every character points out how she has no titties. No Titties will be effectively written out of the story by chapter 50 because I’m not sure what a female character without titties can even do.
Oh, haha! How could I forget! I also have Matriarchal MILF, a 40 year old with gazonga titties and a drinking problem. She is VERY smart and experienced, or at least I say so. She’s stuck up and likes to yell at men. I’ll release a sketch on Twitter of her lounging in her pajamas drinking wine and petting her cat, to show I understand women (her gazonga titties will be bursting out of the pajama top).
The rest of the cast? 47 male characters who all have more character and development than any of my 3 (sorry, 4) women. I’ll forget about 95% of these characters when I get bored of them and write them out of the plot. This is fine because I will come up with 47 other male characters, and a few more no-speaking-role Titty characters I can use to hook new readers by releasing sketches of them on Twitter. I even have one scene planned where a Titty character does something badass and useful while her gagongahonkas flip flap floop flipperoo all over the page. My audience will brand me progressive for this.
Oh? What’s the plot of my show? Haha that’s obvious. Magic. Friendship. There’s some gimmick in this world that is really cool and interesting, and also there is a villain. Do I have the story PLANNED? What do you mean? I already told you all the women’s breast sizes. Do I have an ENDING? Why would I plan to end the story???
What’s that? A 10 year contract?! Great! Yes, thank you, I do think I’m a genius as well. Can’t wait for the tv adaptation to become the next international anime phenomenon!
wasnt azula being fatphobic when she called iroh uncle fatso??
you’re right…. let me add fatphobe to the list of Why Azula is Problematic right underneath her multiple war crimes
Theres 100% a growing attitude among leftists that spend all their time logged on that reading theory is either not worth it or is “elitist” and its incredibly bizarre. The left is not some club you join by watching YouTube videos all day, we’re a very large group of people who base our beliefs on complex, fact-based understandings of class analysis and economics, theory exists to clarify these things. Anti-intellectualism in the form of talking like theory is just two old dead white guys is both counter-productive and actively stupid
Tiktok is not theory, tumblr is not theory, Twitter threads are not theory. Get some short beginner recommendations and start reading, its easier than you think
don’t you hate it when your therapist turns out to be a sadistic mad scientist who actually only talks to you so later he can force you and a bunch of other people into some shady death game that’s somehow connected to the yakuza?
so anyway in my essay on why we need to talk more about gin’s trauma,
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE, PLEASE READ!
Sources are in the notes! Please read those articles as I am not a journalist and simply summarising the info from them.
On Wednesday (15th of July 2021) the UK Government announced a statute of limitations on all possible Troubles-era prosecutions before 1998. Essentially, this means it will be impossible for the victims of the conflict in Northern Ireland to receive justice.
The Troubles (1960s to 1998) was a complex period of history in Northern Ireland, where over 3,500 people were killed. Over 50% of the deaths were civillians caught up in the conflict.
While Boris Johnson claims the amnesty will allow the people of Northern Ireland to “move forward”, in reality it will allow terrorists and war criminals to escape justice. It protects all sides of the conflict, from republican paramilitaries to loyalist paramilitaries to UK security forces. The latter is estimated to be responsible for 10% of the deaths during the period. The statute of limitations would allow the UK to hide its war crimes, such as the Ballymurphy Massacre and Bloody Sunday.
This issue is incredibly complicated, but simply put the actions of the government are a slap in the face the victims’ families. It is not a matter of unionist or nationalist, this is an issue of the UK continuing to not care about the North and the victims of the conflict.
Please, please, please, read the articles in the notes and call out the British Government for this injustice.
Wait were you guys actually horny for anime girls? I just thought we all held a platonic affection and respect for their personalities and accomplishments
My experience with my asexuality has mostly been “I thought we were all like this” and me finding out that others are not in fact like this
No, I just thought it was a cool concept and design
When I say something like that it’s almost always intended as an ironic comedic exaggeration, as I thought everyone else was doing…. I didn’t realize other people were serious.
Where do you buy clothes?
idk but there’s mostly just soup
i try to explain to light yagami the economic inequality that pushes people into crime and that killing isolated evildoers will do nothing because the systems in place will keep creating criminals and when he gets home he makes me die from a bowel explosion
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
most fucked up fact about evangelion is when its revealed that the giant robots are actually really big regular guys and the red stuff that comes out of them when they get hit isnt cooling fluid or whatever its like actual human blood. second most fucked evangelion fact is that shinji’s netflix VA has a karkat themed twitter account
i should clarify that i endorse this fully and i hope they never change their layout. seeing a verified karkat twitter account and then seeing THAT fucking pinned tweet is like taking two consecutive punches to the throat and i mean this positively
Look at her.