Hey Tumblr, is this porn?
Hey Tumblr, is this porn?
Why is this so hot - fuck!
Not a GIF, not porn, but still….hot as fuck.
You may be small, but I’m that big around. I can put my hand around my cock, but most girls can’t. (Disclaimer: I fuck a lot of shorter girls)
Put this in all female bathrooms with cameras.
Ever play Hook Up Roulette? Me and 3 other guys chip in $100 each. Spin the bottle and see which guy gets which girl. She then decides HJ, BJ or Fuck.
DM me to talk about how it goes down. Maybe multiple rounds are needed?
That Jiggle She Gives Me Is Just Incredible!😍
Even Tho It Was Just A Small Jiggle I Can’t Seem To Get Over It!! Her Booty Was Just Perfect!!🔥
Any Thoughts..💭 Please Leave Me A Note😊 Plenty More Asses Just Like This In My Vault!!
To every man out there: You ever see a girl put herself together like this - take action, she’s looking to be yours.
You can get triggered anytime, anywhere.
DM to jack off.
It was definitely a weird move to bail on my friends at the bar in Catalina. I was leaving with a much older couple I had just met. They said they had a sailboat out in the harbor. We chatted about smoking weed, but it was obvious she wanted to smash and he was a total cuck. She had a decent body and what looked to be some pretty nice fake tits. Most importantly, I was horny as fuck and the island seemed dry on hot chicks. This was an unusual hookup but seemed like the sure thing. I was down to smash.
When we got to the boat, they offered drinks - and I have to say it was nice to be in a secluded environment knowing that anything probably goes with this couple. And it happened quickly - there was no tour of the stateroom, no flirting - just her slithering down on her knees to pull out my cock and give me a slow, sensual blowjob in front of her husband. Him making little comments about how good she looked, my cock size, and if I needed a refill. It was dark but just smoggy ambient light to see the action. She pulled down her top and pulled up her skirt. I sucked her youthful tits while she climbed on top of me. As she squatted over me guiding herself in, moaning as she took me - he said, ‘Gwad damn boy, look at the size of that thing!’ I grasped her ass and began to working the inches into her. A dingy boat passed and clapped and cheered as they saw us fucking. I don’t ever think they saw the husband. It was great but I wanted to move her around and try some different positions. I stood up and guided her head back to my cock. She was impressive taking me almost to the base. I bend her over and fucked her across the outside table.
It was her that suggested we go down to the galley. We laid down in one of the stateroom when she said, ‘Listen, don’t hold back, I want you to really fuck me. It’s what he wants too. He might want something even more than that…if that’s okay.’ Not quite know what she meant by that, but I wasn’t confused at all that this women wanted to be plowed into the next century. The bed was awesome and the rocking of the boat was as good as it gets. I began to fuck the absolute shit out of this woman - loud claps and long groans that you would expect from a late 20s hung athletic stud and a mid 50s sexual cougar.
Eventually the husband made his way to the doorway to watch. Drink in hand and eyes on my crouch, I began to realize what she meant by what he was really interested in - my cock. While I was balls deep in his wife, he goes - ‘Damn baby look at the pecker - feels real good, don’t it?!’ She appeased him by translating to me ‘Yeah baby feels real good in your mouth too’. She looked at me and said ‘Baby would you be a doll and be good enough to share that big giant cock of yours in my baby’s mouth?’ Mentally, I was like - Fuck - but I knew it was apart of the deal. So I rolled out of her and held it up to the deck, ‘Get over here and suck on it’. I’ve never seen a man move so eagerly toward a cock on one fluid motion. It was weird and gross but I understood it. The weirdness was this old dude putting his gross manly mouth on my cock, but I turned my attention to the knowing, lovingness of his wife who almost seemed to be thanking me with her eyes. While this guy got his rocks off, she climbed on my chest to block the view and gave me her tits to focus on. I really liked how gummy bear her tits were and her skin was stripper soft. It’s helped as he picked up pace and I began to fuck back into his mouth. I felt him lose a hand to unbuckle his belt from his pants, which slightly worried me as if he was going to try to get into some kind of butt sex that was not welcome. I quickly realized he just want to jerk himself off. For some reason, I didn’t want to cum but I was close and she picked up on it. She began crateling my head in her tits and talking dirty ‘Yeah baby, release that big load from those huge balls - let that cum out of your big perfect dick - yes, yes, yes - do it, do it, do it for me - that’s it, pump that mouth - let it go baby!’ It was all just too much, I blasted in his mouth with my face smashed in her tits as she coaxed it out of me with her encouragement. It felt fucking good. But like a weirdo he nutted too, groaning and howling like an old man clearing his rusty pipes. I didn’t see it, but I felt it and heard it.
The husband got up, thanked me, and excused himself for a nightcap. He told me to help myself to whatever I wanted, saying ‘and that goes for my lady too!’ He retired to the guest quarters and fell asleep. What happened afterwards was pretty magical as they do with a sexual minx on boat anchored in the ocean harbor. She cleaned me up - that man stink off my cock. Made me a drink and handed me a joint. Caressing me like I was the hottest thing she’d ever laid eyes on. She sucked me while I puffed that joint - rode me reverse cowgirl even. We went back down to the galley and fuck through the night, absolutely rocking the shit out of that sailboat. Did anal, tossed my salad - I must of blew almost a dozen loads - first in her at her encouragement, then on her body, tits, ass, face, hair, and of course mouth.
The last load was the best. It was the morning after, and I had to get off this boat and out of there. He was up and offering to take me back to the dock. As he waited outside, she gave me a goodbye blowjob, and for some reason I really wanted to get that last nut off. She worked hard as I stared as her impressively aged body on all fours between my legs pumping her hand on my dick going in and out of her mouth. Salvia and speed was her strategy - and at this point, I could feel her entire being trying to get the load out of me. I grabbed a hand full of her tit, pushed on the back her head, sat up to smack her ass, thought about how I’m fucking some guys wife, visualized other girls I’ve fucked, the works until it came - she held with my cock like a cowgirl riding a bull - overcome with intensity, I double handed her scull and punched back into her throat to let go of any remain semen I had in me. This time I was groaning and moaning to the point where the husband knew I was almost ready to go. I got dressed and we kissed goodbyes knowing I would never see her or them again - nor did I ever really want to, but of course I gladly do it again.
And the Award for Best Tits of 2020 goes to…(what is her ID???).
You tell me the sport and school…and I’ll circle back with their IG. Dirtiest of thoughts here.
No, I’ve never met an insanely hot chick who was causally day drinking at the pool bar while her boyfriend played 18 holes of golf.
And I have definitely never chatted her up to the point where she went back to my hotel room to get fucked while she received a text that her boyfriend was half way through the back 9.
No I didn’t eat her out, suck her tits, push her head down, choak her while I bottomed out insider her. And I certainly didn’t bone prone her while she texted him back saying she was doing a workout.
And I definitely didn’t have the opportunity to politely ‘introduce’ myself while waiting for drinks at that same bar while she was with Mr. 18 Holes.
She look twice as good at the first time I met her.
Q&A: You driving when you spot this chick walking down the street. Do you go home and jerk off because it triggered you so much?
Throwback to the time hubby called and asked if I wanted to meet up with a few of our friends after my meeting. I decided to be bold and take my bra off and tease him. Let’s just say we had some fun in the restroom 😈💋
My friends wife came into the office like this, she looked so good, I really wanted to take her over the office desk, her amazing tits nearly bursting out of her blouse