ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says “and no. I don’t turn into a bat” like they’re so offended that you’d even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you’re uncool and boring goodbye
what Big Hardcover doesn’t want you to know is that paperbacks are actually superior & easier to hold & sexier & more comfortable despite being less sought after & cheaper than hardcovers.. IGNORE hardcover propaganda they are deceiving you fools
I know what this sounds like, but I don’t think Tim Chalamet Willy Wonka is going to be a tumblr sexy man. I think we might somehow have too much dignity for that.
This shorted out my brain for 30 seconds, but when you’re right, you’re right
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.
but if I don’t order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed
buy every sandwich just in case