FAREWELL OLD MAN !!!
That’s my dad you’re talking about sO WATCH IT
That is all too unsurprising for this to be a joke
NUMEBEVR ONW VICTORY ROYALE
SOMEONE GET PYRO
PYRO COME HERE, I MADE COOKIES!!
What's up with the laundry bin? Can i give you a fluffy blanket to make it a more comfortable place for you? :3
how did you know I was stuck in the laundry bin again
At pyro can we get an owa owa
Please define that before I make a fool of myself
MMH MMMH MH?(?)
MMPH, MMPHH !!
hey completely unrelated but i had a dream last night where you and medic were in a WW2 style med bay and you had some weird disease thing where when you puked, the vomit would go out one side of your mask and into the vomit bucket next to you. you puked a lot and i was standing there watching. As for medic, he had his eyes gouged out and replaced. repeatedly. after a long flow of vomit came out of the mask I woke up in a cold sweat and with a very dry mouth.
//ASGDVDJDB OH DEAR … I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING BUT THAT IS UNNECESSARILY FUNNY TO ME—
FAREWELL OLD MAN !!!
Make dinner !!
Stretch out across the couch like a cat :]
Go sniff some flowers !!!!!!!! Screw seasonal allergies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sit in the sun, it’s nice out :)
Take some allergy medicine!
Oh that’s so gross dude go clean your mask
I have! But.. yeah. I’m— I’m gonna go wash it again.
In your mask???
Yeah! Which is.. gross.
TEACH PYRO HOW TO SWIM
ILL GET YOU OUT OF THAT THAT BIN!
(Soldier straight up turns the bin upsidedown and starts to try and shake pyro out of it)
[Pyro falls out of the basket and lands face down on the floor]
Pyro it’s almost been 24 hours, are you sure you don’t need help getting out of the laundry basket?
Aah, no, im fiine! Y’know, laundry baskets arent as uncomfortable as you’d think. I would not recommend them, though.
I’m just going to leave this slice of chocolate cake right here on the table across from you. Hope you don’t mind.
I have a feeling that that cake represents an alterior motive
You probably won’t accept help getting out of the laundry bin, but can I get you an apple juice to make things more comfortable?
Oh, sure!! Thanks !!!!
It’s been— ehhh— 7 hours? I may be stuck.
can you just make sure you're not stuck?
I can get out of it fine! No problem! See?
Okay. That was a bad example.
Look, the point is that I could get out of the laundry basket if I wanted to.
How do you plan on getting OUT of the laundry basket?
Look, I’m not staying in the laundry basket because I’m stuck, I’m staying in the laundry basket because I am having a good time. A whale of a time. In the laundry basket. Which I could get out of if I wanted to.
See if you fit in the laundry basket