if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character
someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
This one? @team0player0
This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO
My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:
When you’re at the bottom of the order and just space out for ten years until the dm calls you out.
Well I HAD everything planned out, but I follow the WIZARD in turn order and he just turned the entire terrain into Jell-O pudding to kill the guy I was going to charge at so now I have to reconsider what I was going to do!
But seriously, can you imagine coming from a nice date with your girlfriend, you’ve been dating for a couple of months, it’s going pretty well, and her ex is lurking outside her apartment and talking to her cat, which, while annoying is not that weird, and he seems like an ok guy, so you forget about it, and a couple of days later, you’re on a date in a nice restaurant, and the ex turns up looking like absolute shit, dunks himself into a lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you end up having to carry him out to the hospital where he has a seizure in the MRI and so you send him home but then you get his tests back and it turns out his fucking heart and internal organs are atrophying because of a sentient parasite which your girlfriend manages to separate only the ex runs away and the parasite ends up in your girlfriend who goes to give it back to her ex and then you end up in a weird four way relationship with your girlfriend, her ex, and a symbiote that finds the word parasite offensive
Op what the fuck
I enjoy looking at works of media through perspectives of those that are not explicitly shown to be the perspective that the viewer should be looking through
The reason Dan is my favorite character is because this is the entire movie from his perspective and he just rolls with it. Politely.
*checks tumblr* *consumes the three new posts that have appeared since i last checked tumblr* *refreshes tumblr* *consumes the one new post that just appeared* *refreshes tumblr again* *no new posts appear* *checks discord* *is overwhelmed by the big servers* *nothing new in the small servers* *checks tumblr again* *consumes the two n
you. you get it
I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.
Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.
also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old
And nobody gives you their true name.
everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces
wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie
this the video you’re talking about?
like for example:
- I’m hungry and I want to eat. But when I get to the kitchen I realize I have to cook something. It’s not that hard but it’s something in the middle of where I am now and me eating. So I end up not eating.
- I’m cleaning my room. There are dirty clothes all over the floor. But my laundry basket is full and so I can’t put my dirty clothes where they are supposed to go. Now my momentum for cleaning is shut down and I go back to something I know how to do, like change playlists.
and that’s on executive dysfunction
The thing about adhd is like if you hit any sort of roadblock while doing a task, no matter how small an obstacle, it’s gonna throw you completely off track.
a superhero on an intergalactic adventure trying desperately to save the world in record time so she can get back to the birthday party her wife is throwing for Jennifer, their adopted 2 year old
she travels through the universe, periodically interrupting battle scenes to remind co-workers and hostile alien entities alike that she has to be home by 5 to help her wife wrap the presents
her co-workers are unsympathetic, to the surprise of the friendly alien delegate they picked up along the way. Kr'zkex thinks it’s nice the hero is supporting her wife’s desire to “properly celebrate Jennifer’s first year with her new family”. the other heroes on her team groan every time she brings it up
in the end, she saves the world just in time. Kr'zkex gifts her with a priceless magical space orb “for Jennifer.” the hero makes it home with minutes to spare, kisses her wife in greeting, and tosses the orb to Jennifer, who promptly starts batting it back and forth with her paws bc Jennifer is, in fact, an adopted 2 year old housecat.
Today on “I’m an Adult and Get to Decide What That Means”: Mad scientist light switches
Today in that’s an excellent accessibility aid and I need the print file omg
Print file here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:649284
It’s got versions for several types of switches.