americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer
americans be like im gonna eat an ornge
americans see a tree rodent and go ‘look a skwurl’
americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr
can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol
what are you? gay?
You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.
oh yeah? oh yeah?
Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole
*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*
*doesn’t stop you*
im sorry did you need something you homophobe
Zagreus: Father, whilst I was ransacking your realm, I came across a peculiar shade by the name of Bophades…
Hades: HMMM…. I DO NOT RECALL THIS NAME BOY. WHO IS THIS BOPHADES?
Zagreus: Bofa deez nuts you miserable old man!
Hades: TSCH…. SUCH DISRESPECT FROM MY OWN KIN…. THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN SINCE UPDOG.
Zagreus: Updog? What’s updog?