@reallybadpickuplines

Wow I love your pants, they look great on you but I think they’d look better on my bedroom floor

I lost my phone number can I have your’s

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice!

randomthingieshere :

I guarantee that this will work 100% of the time.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Submitted by princess-kushana

I’m not drunk, you’re just intoxicating.

Are your legs Nutella? Cause I’d like to spread them

Is that dress felt? (No) Would you like it to be?

If kisses were snowflakes I’d send you a blizzard

I’ve always been really bad at math.
But if I put you and I together I know I’ll get 69.

Are you Haruka Nanase because you’re looking pretty free tonight.

I will never post things to the right blog will I.

randomthingieshere :

I’m bad at this. 

America: You must be a civil rights movement, 'cause you're causing an uprising in the south, and it's not going to be quelled any time soon.
Britain: Our love will burn hotter than the Great London Fire.
Canada: Let me show you how I handle my hockey stick.
China: I'm china get your number.
France: Don't treat me like Russia did to Napoleon. Don't leave me out in the cold.
Poland: Want to ride my pony?
Russia: Like the USSR in 1991 I'm falling for you
Scotland: How'd you like to see the Loc Ness monster?

Your love is like a Dictatorship…it has Absolute power over my heart!

German History Pick-Up Lines

1) I like to think that I’m like the Germans, since I can do both sides at once.
2) You make my heart inflate more than the German currency policy after World War I did to the Mark.
3) Are you German, because I want to screw you like the Versailles treaty.

APH Sweden Pick-Up Lines:

1) Will you be my wife?
2) How’d you like to try my Swedish meatballs?

APH Denmark Pick-Up Lines:

1) My axe has more then one use.
2) Can I axe you out on a date?
3) How’d you like to become the Queen of Scandinavia, at least for the night?

~!~ So for reference the ask box and submit box and stuff are open, apparently I forgot to do so earlier (oopsies) ~!~ So feel free to request topic wise (Current one is APH America, APH France, and the APH Nordics. I’ve just got Sweden and Denmark left sooo request… Or submit your own if you’d like! ~!~

APH Norway Pick-Up Lines:

1) Call me big brother or else I’ll have to punish you…
2) Let me show you how I use my Viking sword.
3) As a Viking I was some what wild. Now I just leave that in the bedroom, would you like to come check it out?

APH Iceland Pick-Up Lines:

1) You’re as cute as a puffin!
2) I’ll call you my older sibling if that’s what you want!
3) You’re not entirely dreadful.

APH Finland Pick-Up Lines:

1) I hope you don’t mind getting coal, because if I have my way you’ll soon be acting naughty.
2) I’ve got a present for you and it’s not the package you’re expecting. 
3) You’ve been way too good this year, let me help you earn that coal. 

APH America Pick-Up Lines:

1) How’d you like to help stimulate my economy?
2) Would you care to join me in the cockpit?
3) You know, the Hero always gets the girl.
4) On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?
5) Save a horse; ride a cowboy.
6) You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
7) How’d you like to visit the Washington Monument?
8) My fast food isn’t the only thing that’s supersized.
9) It’s my duty as a hero to keep you from dying a virgin. 
10) I’ve always been great at baseball, and I’d like to hit a home run with you tonight.

APH France Pick-Up Lines

1) L'amour is in the air, and it’s pulling me towards you. 
2) Would you like to visit the Eiffel Tower? I’ll give you a personal tour.
3) I’ll give you the secrets to my perfect hair.

APH Romano Pick-Up Lines:

1) You know what they say, things get really hot down south.
2) You’re a pretty great architect, you just made my leaning tower stand straight up.
3) The mafia are coming to claim your territory.

APH Canada Pick-Up Lines:

1) After tonight you’ll never forget who I am again.
2) Canadian winters can be pretty cold, would you like me to warm you up?
3) Are you maple syrup? Because I’d like to eat you up.