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some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don’t miss you at all
maybe now they’ll refolllow
YOU ERASED MY FUCKING DOG?
okay billy, i want to play a game. i am going to leave the room for 1 hour. before you, you see a marshmallow. if i come back in an hour and the marshmallow is still there, you will get a second marshmallow. but if you eat it, you only get one marshmallow. the choice is yours, billy. the clock is ticking.
I’m not gonna spend any time to get a selfie with a nice angle or anything, just fucking look at how handsome I look in my new shirt from Dan Flash’s