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From the moment her face turned into a disgusted snarl, he knew he’d have her. Getting what he wanted was never anything that he had to work too much for. These were the benefits that came with a pretty face. But her, Blondie-Temari, ugh oh she fought that from the start. God this girl couldn’t stand him and hell knows why. It’s not like he’d been wearing his cloak around Suna. Damn, it made this so much more enjoyable though. Satisfaction be his if nothing else. Praise the Lord for allowing him only this if nothing else. Just these moments.
Hidan’s warm breath emptied on the crux of her neck mid kiss. “Oh sweetheart,” he murmured into her skin. The delicious scent of her sweat, the taste of it in on his lips was heavenly. What sweet touch she game him, what willful desire.
His hungry kisses renewed with great fervor, tasting every inch of her jawline again and again. And then a bite right where he breathed with a rogue hand grabbing for her rear. Oh hell yes. He sucked and sucked through the skin as though her soul could be taken right through. The amount of blood that would have to be spilled for this he would worry about later.
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“ —- Not only do you have a foul mouth but you’re also religious. Do you not know how worthless it is to believe in a stronger spirit than man himself? Socialism can create Heaven on Earth, even without God. Not that he ever had it made to begin with even if he existed. “
“I don’t know what sort of brain damage caused you to be this stupid, but I’m about one step away from doing a few adjustments myself, Grandpa. What is up with you old people and thinking you got all the answers like you’re some sorta Gods yourselves. It really pisses me the hell off.”
“ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰ’ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ⋅ ᴱᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏᵃ ᵗʰᵃᵗ﹖”
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“You shouldn’t be here.“ His eyes stared hard at the other that dare to come near Kirigakure.
ᵀᵒ ˢᵃʸ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃᶰᶰᵒʸᵉᵈ ʷᵃˢ ᵐᶦᶰᵘᵗᵉ⋅ ᴷᵃᵏᵘᶻᵘ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵒᵘᶫᵈᶰ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵍᶰᶦᶻᵉᵈ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᵃᵐᶰᶦᵗ﹗ ᴴᵉ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ⋅ ᵂʰʸ ʷᵃˢ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ﹖ ᴼᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵘᵖᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ᵐᵒᶰᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ʰᶦˢ ʳᵉᶜʳᵘᶦᵗᵐᵉᶰᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᶜ'ᵐᵒᶰ﹗ ᴸᶦᵏᵉ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵒᵘᵗᵈᵃᵗᵉᵈ⋅ ᴴᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᶦᶰ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦᶫᶫ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵈᵉᵐᵒᶰˢ, ᶰᵒᵗ ʳᵉᶫᵃᵗᵉ ᴾᴿ⋅
"ᴼʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ﹖ ˢᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵃ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ᵈᵒ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ﹖”
ᴴᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵗᵉᶫᶫ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ⁻ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦˢᵍᵘˢᵗ, ᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵍᵉ⋅ ᵀʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵉʸᵒᶰᵈ ᵃᶰ ᶦᶰᵛᵃˢᶦᵒᶰ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒᶰ⋅ ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵃᶜʳᶦᶫᵃᵍᵉ⋅
“ᴼʰ, ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶦᵗ ᶰᵒʷ⋅”
“ Then shut your trap, kid.”
Every damn time Hidan spoke. It was like nails on a chalk board, completely unpleasant. Which is why it would do everyone a great service to stitch that mouth up. Such a wonderful thought that would get put to reality soon considering how disrespectful he seemed to get every second.
Interrupting or not, speaking needlessly about subject he had no interest in while they traveled was a massive nuisance. Dealing with Pain was a neccesary evil, they all had to put up with and sure they didn’t like him much, but it gave them enough purpose to go forth.
“ We’ve not much further, just be quiet.”
“I’m not a damn kid,” the grumbling cultist sneered. But just an eyeball of his partner sent gears turning into a spiteful turn of his favorite game. “Well, maybe compared to you. Fuck, I don’t think there’s a person alive that isn’t a toddler compared to you, gramps.”
And though he grumbled on under his breath about the bullshit of this and that, he didn’t raise his voice much further above a murmur. Of course it was an improvement over Hidan’s shouting and ranting, but it was a mere exchange from one annoyance to another. It was an unfortunate fact that the zealot was likely to forever remain ignorant to just how aggravating he could be. The problem just seemed like everyone else’s.
Fortunately or unfortunately, the buzzing didn’t last for long, and his gums when full flap with forgotten restraint. “And why do we always have to take the long way? It’s not like we couldn’t just kill anyone who’d be dumb enough to try and mess with us.”
“..You forgot about the Gedo Statue and the collecting of the tailed beasts….haven’t you? We need 10 members to seal those pests…..and we only have 9 since kakuzu keeps killing off the tenth.”
“Ya know…I actually did.” But could he be blamed for wanting to block out the most tedious hours of his life spent trapped in some dank old cave. “Whoops.”
Maybe it was Konan’s ‘cordial’ way of speaking to him or the news of that old bastard Kakuzu and his inability to take anyone that wasn’t impervious to death, but Hidan found his shoulder’s relaxing from all that burdensome tension.
“But I can’t say I’m too sorry about that, ya know? That shit is just aweful.”
~436+ Follow Forever!~
I have made so many friends, though it is likely we may never see face to face. That it is likely that some will leave, their impression will remain. I will forever cherish the time we have spent communicating and relishing in the shared love for our favorite characters.
My closest friends, those I see as extended family.~
Beacons of light within the Rain~
Mother’s loving child~
Champion of Father Time~
Cardinals of Oblivion~
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Puppeteer of Sin~
Sister in Wings~
Uncrowned King of Teeth~
Blinded by love~
Others I have come to adore~
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“Jashin, idiot. LORD JASHIN.” He did his best to sound annoyed, and he was to a degree. How long has he repeated that very same strain again and again to only be speaking to walls and mirrors? Granted, most of those people ended up meeting his God in the afterlife soon after anyway, but dammit was it too much to be heard out for once?
“I thought the ugly ones supposed to be smart or somethin’. You,” he gestured,”got a hell of alot to make up for. Seriously.”
He was yammering incessantly about N O T H I N G
and the miser could feel his temper simmer beneath
his skin like a live explosive. Chartreuse cut his partner,
a growl rumbling forth.
“ Shut the fuck up.”
Hidan did not even notice his partner’s utterance until well over the next thought. Even then, it didn’t register for a few more words.
“And you know what else, I really think Pain could really use a nice-don’t tell me what the fuck to do you old geezer.”
He didn’t like being interrupted. He really didn’t. That was a little hard to deal with considering his mouth could yammer on for hours about things others seemed to find absolutely unbearably tedious. Of course, this was lost on him entirely up until moments like these.
“I started caring when plans have been held up and postpone due to our near constant searching to replace your sudden disappearance. You of all people should know how violent Kakuzu can be!”
“Then you shoulda just let the fucker work alone. Like he can’t handle the dumb shit you guys make us do by himself.”
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“Oi oi oi. You’re late and Kakuzu killed your two replacements. For fucks sake where have you been!?”
“Okay! Okay! Calm your shit lady! I had some personal stuff to take care of, alright?”
“Since when did you care anyway? Seriously.”