you are allowed to dislike m/f ships, but:
- don’t make every m/f ship you don’t like out to be ‘abusive’ or ‘problematic’ for nonsensical reasons that hold no ground
- don’t accuse shippers of ‘making the characters straight’ when the characters could easily be bisexuals
- similarly, don’t refer to m/f ships as ‘straight’ when one or both characters are confirmed to be bisexual
- don’t get so mad about people putting canonically bi characters in m/f ships
- don’t say that everyone who likes m/f ships must be heterosexual
- don’t accuse shippers of m/f ships of being homophobic for putting a character that is part of a popular fanon same-sex ship in a m/f ship
- don’t go into m/f ship tags to talk about how you don’t like it
- don’t be a fucking asshole
Ah. Number 6. And 7.
Number 8 tho
Jumin: [trying McDonalds for the first time]
Jumin: [sound of digust] this burger tastes like uncooked Toast.
707: Jaehee did you hear that!?
Jaehee: [trying not to laugh] Mr. Han, by any chance. Could you repeat that?
Jumin: I’m just saying that this bun simply tastes like untoasted brea-
707: [Bursts out laughing]
Jaehee: [desperately trying to hold back her laughter but failing badly]
Yoosung: Do you ever see something that changes your life and you’re just huh?
Mc: I saw you.
Yoosung: Honestly, that’s so cute and sweet and it makes this really awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of a drawing of Jumin as a cat,
So pure ;-;
Jaehee: Has anyone seen Zen?
Jumin: no, haven’t seen him at all.
Zen: [breaks down the door]
Zen: THERE YOU ARE ASSHOLE!
Jumin: [curses under his breath] oh, hey Zen.
Zen: YOU LEFT ME AT A GODDAMN MCDONALD’S
Zen: [now smacking Jumin]
Zen: I WASN’T LOVING IT!
707: the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines.
707: like, grass goes in, fast comes out
707: most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil.
707: and yet here the horses are, producing the fast with only the grass.
Jumin: are you okay?
Mc: Hey seven why do you wear that mask that says memes all the time?
Mc: [lifts his mask]
707: [wearing another mask that says crippling depression]
Mc: [slowly lowers the meme mask back on]
Mc: I’m going to hug you now.
Accurate tho ;-;
Jaehee: Guys!! Zen is in trouble!!!
Yoosung: is he okay?!
Jumin: what did he burn this time?
707: is he dead?
707: did he d I e?
Jaehee: No! Of course not!
707: lol kay we good then
Mc: I’m kinda hungry-
707: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
Yoosung: WhY wOuLd YoU sKiP yOuR mEaLs
Jumin: You must maintain a balanced meal schedule. It is not healthy for you to starve.
Mc: It’s not a big deal…
Everyone: YES IT IS YOU WILL DIE IF WE DON’T FEED YOU THIS INSTANT