someone brought thus idea on me and now yall have to hear it too: dabi and the hargreeves.

frank-ieros-knuckles :

ayeforscotland :

Scots Makar, Jackie Kay, with an absolute belter.

Here’s tae ye all! Have a guid Burns’ Night!

stregaomega :

aerylon :

wildplantts :

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey :

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?!

I love that she is exposing the ugly stuff that goes on in washington. This is why the politicians hate her so much but the people love her.

What was that bit about “draining the swamp” again?

I seriously cannot wait to vote for her presidency.

ohimtherebabey :

bootleg merch! 

ohimtherebabey :

bootleg merch! 

juleecruise :

Kathy Acker

the-ria :

This is my headcanon take it or leave it

frank-ieros-knuckles :

frank-ieros-knuckles :

having p*riod cramps so im watching the burning angel interview to cheer myself up and i can tell u its working

“porn’s cool“ -gerard way, circa 2004

could-be-calliope :

shilol :

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

[ID: Image one is a Facebook post from “Celina 52 Truck Stop” reading as follows:

“Congratulations to Danny on being today’s Sunday Funday  Wheel of Luck winner! This supertrucker won a 5 pound Hershey’s bar which he says he will eat all in one setting! Good luck Chief, thanks for shopping at Celina52!

-Rick”

The post also has an image of a fat white man, presumably Danny, with a beard, a faded red ballcap, and a red t-shirt. He is standing in a corner store, presumably Celina 52, while holding a massive Hershey’s milk chocolate bar that is nearly the size of his torso. His t-shirt has great deal of quite and yellow text on it.

Image two is a zoomed-in image of the shirt, which reads as follows:

“I’m queer

and I play Dungeons and Dragons

And I have noticeable ADHD

I’m weird at parties

Not the fun kind of weird though, just weird

Like I will sit on the floor and follow your cat around

And tell people unsolicited facts about

Terrestrial isopods”

There is further text below this on the shirt, though it is concealed behind the giant chocolate bar. /end ID]

Also I found the t-shirt!!! Link

hizashi-and-shouta-comics :

Comic from 2019 (Patreon)

Here in Germany we have those smoothies with funny phrases on them and I remember accidentally buying the “Will you merry me” one for a friend which ended in a really funny moment.

sqribble :

I love horikoshi’s outfit swap drawing so much!!!! Made some up too to add to it hehe

starman-trashcan :

Ah yes, the Fabulous Killjoys:

*looks at smudged piece of paper*-

Yup. That’s them. Definitely. They’ll save everyone in the….. *looks at paper again* dessert? Yeah that sounds right.

arvo :

lgbtunis :

lgbtunis :

me after watching season 1 of the umbrella academy: idk why ppl talk about this as like this antisemitic piece of media there was maybe one detail that was a li-

the umbrella academy season 2: secret organization deep state shadow government throwing around words in yiddish we’re gonna refer to them as a cabal and jokingly call them lizard people ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE ~DEEP STATE~ IS A LITERAL CHILD-KIDNPPING REPTILIAN IN A FLESH MASK

me: aH

(goyim should rb just dont clown on this post lol)

[ID: a tweet by stolen person. @queersocialism edited to say: “wish i lacked knowledge about antisemitism’s history and anti-semitic dogwhistles y’all seem so happy” End ID]

actually gerard shot jfk

nothing like a little extreme sadomasochism between best guy friends

frank-ieros-knuckles :

dirty–candy :

rudeness-sarcasm-and-cytoplasm :

dailydestieldose :

soc93 :

neongenesisevangaylion :

:

“If I was gay…” and “I’m not gay but….” by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

this is honestly the funniest thing i have ever seen 

Also he came out as bi

incredible

ribombeee :

welcometothetrashparade :

i can’t believe i made a draw your squad base out of an mcr picture i’m sorry and feel free to use it ig 

thegalaxyinyoureye:

eightplustwelveistwenty">enderbot-magic:

thegalaxyinyoureye:

eightplustwelveistwenty :

demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers">demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers :

the used potential binder release ….. can we PLEASE get some mychem packers in on this bitch

*purchases an official my chemical romance packer in the TOROSAURUS size*

^ THIS

rejectedghosts :

MCR old school (33 /?)

transparentstickers :

Transparent vintage LGBT badges, images from lgbt_history on instagram.

Requested by @lynmunn

30-minute-memes :

What a good boi

samuelswig :

what-the-shiznicklez :

twshitlord :

Pro-tip to young trans guys:

If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.

My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”

Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”

People are saying that you should be unapologetic but the keyword here is “stranger”. You could be in danger if the person is transphobic, and you have no way of knowing their stance if you don’t know the person. So writing it off casually ensures the most low risk way of making your gender known.

Posting this again because of the new information added on.

ice-dispenser :

My friends(don’t have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the ‘best of tumblr’ facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i’ve seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it’s variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it’s rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

cristal-queer :

goldturnedgray :

cosmic-aria :

lastvalyrian :

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers">demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers:

demolitionlovers :

the used potential binder release ….. can we PLEASE get some mychem packers in on this bitch

*purchases an official my chemical romance packer in the TOROSAURUS size*

^ THIS

you know wht fine you win maya everyone else go home

abrokenbloodymess :

im literally goung to die

You better fucking not i don’t have that many friends >:(