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Send my muse some bad pick-up lines!

send ‘plot please!’ and I’ll give you a plot I want for our muses!

Leave “you’ve been on my mind” in my askbox for my muse’s reaction.

haven’t been here in months, how is everyone? any memes you guys want?

Reblog with the most dorky icon you have of your muse!

admin speaks;

I don’t usually do shit like this but I’m interested, to all my followers – what is your opinion on smut? do you like it? do you not? is it necessary? is it not? (this is for no real reason)

yooooo I am back!

Send me a ‘:)’ and I will generate a number between 1 and however many icons/gifs I have and I will use that number icon/gif to create a starter.

The 25th icon/gif in your folder is your muse's reaction to catching Santa putting presents under the tree!

AU in which muse A is a 21 year old stripper, flirting with customers to pay the bills. Muse B is a significantly older regular who has fallen for the young dancer and does all they can to track them down outside of work. Muse A either feels the spark or is horrified when the creep shows up at their house at 2AM.

Reblog with an image of your muse genderbent!

I haven’t been feeling so hot recently guys, thanks for being patient

halfswordkind replied to your post: Did someone say Christmas song lyrics …

it isnt even thanksgiving yet you heathen

Good job Britain don’t celebrate Thanksgiving then isn’t it? ;)

It doesn’t mean I’m posting it right now btw, it’s in the making, lyric memes take a while usually

Did someone say Christmas song lyrics meme?! OATS DID!

Okay, you can all refer to me as Oats! I like oats

Send me a number from 1-15 and I’ll make a starter based on the image. DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES BEFOREHAND! :)

MALE/MALE SMUT VERSION. HIGHLY NSFW. (though I tried to keep it kinda tasteful?)

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navigation page updated, go have a look :)

anyone here willing to help this poor sucker make a decent verses page?? I actually really suck with HTML :’)

Question: I *really* like that sort of meme that you just made! Will you be making more like that sometime? Not necessarily NSFW, but any memes that are like how that last one was?
Answer:

I will indeed, there’s actually two more nsfw ones coming out today, then I’ll work on others :)

Send me a number from 1-15 and I’ll make a starter based on the image. DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES BEFOREHAND! :)

FEMALE/FEMALE SMUT VERSION. HIGHLY NSFW. (though I tried to keep it kinda tasteful?)

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If I was to make another one of those image memes, what theme would you like to see? I’ll keep the poll up for about an hour or two.

vote please!

Bare in mind, the smut would be explicit and the angst would contain triggers. 

Question: I am a single ship muse and the one I made my muse for ignored me soon after we started something. What can I do? I approached others who played her muse as well, but there was little success. I'm growing more and more frustrated and lost a lot of motivation already. I approached her a few times, but she just said she would get to it, and didn't. I have been waiting since july now.
Answer:

It depends I suppose, are you bothered about having a ship or not?? If you are send the person in question a polite message saying you’re gonna move on, you respect they’re busy but you want to move on for you. If not, just keep rping with others without involving shipping :)

Send me a number from 1-10 and I’ll make a starter based on the image. DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES BEFOREHAND! :)

I got this idea from someone else, unfortunately I don’t remember the url – also I don’t own the images, nor do I claim to. genders of the people in the picture do not matter.

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Question: Sorry to sorta jump on this bandwagon but I always have trouble talking to everyone else about RPing because I feel like I'm bugging them. Do you have any suggestions on sorta how to get past that?
Answer:

You won’t be bugging them, it’s usually as simple as that. I don’t really have tips, just take a deep breath and press send as quick as you can so you don’t think about it too much haha

Okay, there’s a lot of people struggling to get partners recently. My biggest piece of advice is approach them, don’t leave it up to other people every time. I know people here have anxiety, so do I, but the worst thing that’ll happen is that they’ll say no.

Question: I need your opinion or advise on something... Or both, I don't really know honestly. So I recently started rping a character who (in the anime and games) is a cross dresser. Which is all fine and all and I am obviously cool with since I RP them. I'm terrified to open my ask though because there is a HUGE 'war' going on about their gender. Whether they are a cisboy or trans or whatever. Anon doesn't seem to matter because people still get hate with it off. I'm running out of space. I need help
Answer:

Okay, I don’t honestly know how helpful I can be with this because it’s unlike anything I’ve heard before. Play them how you please, open your ask, keep anon off so you have the ability to block those who send hate. Also, just state on your blog that you don’t want drama over it, you just want to play them how you perceive them.

Question: Hello. I'm another who is struggling to find RP partners for one of my muses... However, the muse themself is on a sideblog, so I can't go and follow RPers on it. Are there any other ways I can find partners?
Answer:

just send people asks explaining it, on anon if you don’t want them to follow your personal blog, just make sure you include your sideblog’s url

Jean-Paul Sartre starter sentences - put one in my ask! (Part one)

• “Commitment is an act, not a word.”
• “Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.”
• “Freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.”
• “If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.”
• “We must act out passion before we can feel it.”
• “Hell is other people.”
• “Life begins on the other side of despair.”
• “One cannot become a saint when one works sixteen hours a day.”
• “I hate victims who respect their executioners.”
• “When the rich wage war, it’s the poor who die.”
• “Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”
• “Everything has been figured out, except how to live.”
• “A lost battle is a battle one thinks one as lost.”
• “One always dies too soon or too late. And yet, life is there, finished: the line is drawn, and it must all be added up. You are nothing other than your life.”
• “Words are loaded pistols.”
• “I have no need for good souls: an accomplice is what I wanted.”
• “As far as men go, it is not what they are that interests me, but what they can become.”
• “Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear.”
• “Words are more treacherous and powerful than we think.”
• “I’m going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become.”
• “Better to die on one’s feet than to live on one’s knees.”
• “We are our choices.”
• “There may be more beautiful times, but this one is ours.”
• “She believed in nothing. Only her scepticism kept her from being an atheist.”
• “In love, one and one are one.”
• “Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.”
• “Existence is an imperfection.”
• “I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.”
• “To know what life is worth you have to risk it once in a while.”
• “Some of these days, oh, you’ll miss me honey.”

Send me a ☓ and I will generate a number for what the situation in which our muse’s first meet will be

ICE BREAKER MEME. meant for first interactions, leans towards modern things, for example bars, public transport, etc.

Muse A - the person who answers

Muse B - the person who sends the ask

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1. Meeting at a busy bar
2. Having to share a table at a coffee shop
3. Physically knocking into each other on the sidewalk
4. Sitting next to each other on a packed bus or train
5. Getting caught in the rain together, Muse A offering to share an umbrella
6. Being the only two people who aren’t drunk at a party so they start talking
7. Muse B struggling with their bags, Muse A offers help
8. Both muses getting stuck in an elevator together
9. Muse A calls a wrong number (Muse B’s number)
10. Both got stood up by their dates, decided to talk to each other instead of dwell.

Question: Sartre sentence starters, yo!
Answer:

Oh my god, thank you so much! I accidentally deleted the ask asking for this yesterday and was gonna make a post about it! you staaarrrr