Karyn: Bigfoot but shaven.
Thrawn: Mr. Clean.
Eli: You two are the reason why I have anxiety.
Eli: Come on now, I wasn’t that drunk.
Thrawn: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Eli: But you are.
Thrawn: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It’s 206. You start with 369 when you’re a baby but they fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you?
Eli: Hi, yeah. What the actual, literal, GENUINE kriff does this mean?
Snips and Skyguy
Eli while being held in Thrawn’s arms: Do I even weight anything to you?
Thrawn: No; it’s like holding a couple of grapes.
Thrawn: Do you ever get water hungry?
Eli: You mean thirsty?
Thrawn: Water hungry.
Thalias and Che'ri
Ar'alani: So what are all of your skills?
Thrawn: I can fight anyone.
Ezra: I can deflect a lot of blaster bolts.
Eli: I make good life decisions.
Ar'alani: That’s not really-
Thrawn: No, trust us. He is our most important member.
Eli: You’re so tall. What do you see?
Thrawn: Everyone’s flaws.
Eli: Can we talk about the comm message that you just sent to everyone?
Thrawn: It was a critical update.
Eli: It just says “I’m back on my bullshit.”
Thrawn: The people need to know.
(2/2) || Masters and Padawans
Ezra: Without ugly in the world, there would be nothing beautiful.
Thrawn: Thank you for your sacrifice.
(½) || Masters and Padawans
Thrawn: Cheese and Mac.
Eli: You monster.
Thrawn: The human body is 70% water. So they are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.
Eli: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.