So I didn’t agree with my father’s particular brand of faith. But never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exists in some form or the other. Not even the reflection in the mirror.
it’s 3am and I can’t stop laughing at this someone send help
my favorite part in twilight is in eclipse during the newborn training where Jasper says to Bella like “I know you worry about Alice, let me show you why that’s unnecessary.” and they spar and he loses and i think that there’s just something about this 6’3” covered-in-teeth-marks cowboy ready to get his shit rocked by his 4’10” wife that just makes me lose my shit
Emmett sitting in class and talking to Edward thru his thoughts and saying “do you think I look cute” over and over again until he gives in and looks and the bitch is sitting there smiling and looking like this :
So one thing that’s always bothered me about the movies is the fashion choices they made. Alice’s main hobby and interest is fashion and I don’t think what they put her in really reflects that at all. Rosalie I think in the first movie was done pretty well but all the other ones they put her in cardigans and dressed her kinda like a middle aged mom and it just does not work, especially when we see the absolute style icon she was in her flashback in Eclipse. Esme and Bella I wasn’t too upset about but I still think it could’ve been better. Anyway I chose one celebrity and their style to represent each character or at least how I picture the characters to dress.
Alice: Selena Gomez
Movie Alice just always has too much going on with her clothing, it seemed very Disney channel character to me with the amount of layers and stuff they put her in and it came off like she was trying too hard. I think Alice, being very keen on fashion and the trends, wouldn’t need to put so much effort in. With Selena I think that comes off very well, there is some layering and simple accessories but it’s not over the top and looks more effortless. (Also yes I’m aware of the irony that I compared her movie style to Disney channel and then chose a former Disney star.)
Rosalie: Taylor Swift
I think Rosalie would opt for a more vintage aesthetic with her fashion and her being the tall statuesque blonde she is would 100% be in outfits that showcased her long legs. Also with Taylor’s style in these pictures the vintage look doesn’t age her a bunch cause it’s done in a much more trendy modern way where as I few like they tried to do that in the movie but they just made her look like she was in her 30’s.
Esme: Reese Witherspoon
Reese’s style just radiates Rich Mom ™️ energy and that is 100% Esme’s vibe. I don’t have too much critique about Esme’s style in the movies but I still feel this embodies her better.
Bella: Kristen Stewart
Like Esme, Bella’s style in the movies isn’t far off from what I picture at all but you can’t deny that Bella would’ve for sure rocked Kristen’s tomboy style over the frilly blouses and curled hair they occasionally had Bella wear.
Imagine the pain you face when you spend months and years prepping to climb Mount Everest. As you reach the peak you see a shirtless Emmett planting a flag with the cullens family crest in the ground. Then yeeting himself off the side of Everest.
Okay but like nobody in Forks really questioned the Cullens cover story that much bc idk, they say they’re some random big city folks and yeah they’re pretty weird but thats just because they think they’re too good for everyone there. Their parents told them the cover story and, being a small town community, everyone went “yeah okay I guess that sounds right. he’s young to adopt but he’s like, a doctor so I guess that makes it fine” but Bella hearing it from an outsider perspective is just instantly like “thats the dumbest fucking thing ive ever heard are you on drugs?? is it cocaine? they’re selling coke?? do not look at me and tell me those grown ass men are 16 year olds im losing it” and the cullens have to move bc the entire high school is convinced that emmett and jasper are like 25