“you must be so excited to graduate!!”
The Dutch don’t take the English very seriously either
I’m not saying there is a common theme here, but…
I just want to add that the spanish one specifically states that brexit is like a monty python sketch, but less funny
“Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”
“Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.”
“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
this is the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators
Sometimes my state isn’t a huge sack if disappointment
Lemme guess, Louisiana?
Concept: a Game of Thrones style war drama, but set during the really shitty party of the Medieval period where nobody had any manpower or resources and your average “army” was like five dudes and a horse. Everybody’s doing all this grand political manoeuvring and alliance-making, but nobody’s capable of backing up their threats because all the lords are flat broke.
All that political maneuvering and stuff but when it finally comes time for a battle its like, “So Jim, Jim’s brothers, 2 of Jim’s friends, my aunt and my boyfriend are gonna storm that fuck Albert’s shitty little hill fort while he’s out checking on the cows.”
You get it.
1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.
2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.
3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure
1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side
2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before.
2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.
Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
[Image description: Cartoon of a traveller encountering two vast and trunkless webbed feet of stone in a desert. On the pedestal these words appear: “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” End description.]
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
who would have thought that finding men’s scooby doo pajamas would be this hard