much like a mother can lift a car to save her child greed can break a teenager’s arm in a casual game played to kill time
anyways I went ahead and just fully illustrated my earlier gag strip purely because I happened to draw a couple hands semi decently and decided I should capitalize on that
Okay I had to crop one of the hands I liked so as a bonus I’m forcing everyone to look at it
Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.
Why would I want to leave this room the cheeses are in here
Mind distracting, agony inside of me
My pulse is rising
Mental torture, self destroyer
Can’t ignore the paranoia”
—My Enemy-Hans Zimmer
(got the idea of a maskless Eddie piece from one of my favorite @b00haus pieces)
and one more drawin for tonight: a lil chance!💕
“All right, hate rectangle, who’s selling out for industry-wrecking, power-siphoning, environment-polluting crypto bullshit today?”
“Turns out it’s famous voice actor Troy Baker! Not only that, the method he’s grifting for is an AI specifically designed to automate voice acting, thereby deliberately harming his colleagues and indeed his entire profession!”
“Really? Remind me again, who has he voiced?”
“Well – and this is the funny part –”
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while