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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
Actually, no joke, the marachino cherries you put on sundaes really aren’t red. They’re made from cherries like the Queen Anne variety, which are yellow and pink. They are dyed red.
Yes. With the blood of ferrets.
Fact I didn’t just make up, it’s often with insect-derived dyes, which is why some brands are not kosher.
Ferrets are the largest known insect.
So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!
There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!
“WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE ON THE LINKIN PARK WEBSITE?”
sonic for real justice
s. sonic for real just die?????? Is this a death threat towards the hedgehog
no its to you
same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher
Neo: *I just don’t understand you. You like me and we get along. Things start to go well and then you get all stiff*
Jaune, embarrassed: “I’m… I’m not-”
Neo: *See? You’re doing it right now! What’s so important about being proper and polite? It doesn’t mean anything outside of the Kingdoms*
Jaune: “It means more out here. It’s all I have. Me being polite is the only way I have of showing you that I like you”
Neo, teasing him: *So after you got drunk last night, and we slept together-*
Jaune, panicking: “We what?!”
Neo, smiling: *You’re such an easy mark*
—It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. Understanding others, the other elements, the other nations, will help you become whole. It is the combination of the four elements in one person that makes the Avatar so powerful. But it can make you more powerful too.
These posts always leave out his agni kai with Zhao :(
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
Seeing @thetomska on tumblr is surreal because normally everyone remotely famous gets bullied off of the site but he’s still here, which means he’s either putting up with it or is just being left alone, like everyone just decided he was fine.
The population of the abondoned clown factory is fifty billion clowns, an equal amount of porn bots, and Tom cause he seems alright.
he only comes on this website once a month to post 50 things in the span of 10 minutes
Ruby: ‘How do we play this?”
Emerald; “It’s easy. We all take turns saying something we’ve never done. If you have done it, you take a shot, and lose a point. Whoever has the most points by the end wins”
Ruby: “Okay… never have I ever explained the rules to this game”
Emerald, taking her first drink: “I hate you”
Jaune: “Never have I ever worn a cape”
Neo, staring at Jaune: *Never have I ever worn a dress*
Jaune and Ruby both take a shot
After a few rounds, the categories become more personal
Neo, woozy: *Never have I ever had a healthy coping mechanism*
No one drinks
Emerald: “Okay… never have I ever been emotionally vulnerable!”
Ruby and Jaune drink
Ruby slides a glass to Neo: “You and Jaune are partners, don’t lie to me”
Welcome to my bathroom. Please make yourself at home. I assure you, you will sustain no long term damage from your stay. Now. Wouldn’t you like to take a soak in my lovely bathtub?
Isn’t that comfortable! What’s that? You like my wallpaper? I’m so glad!
I went to great lengths to acquire it. You see, they haven’t made this color in centuries. But don’t worry, i made sure this is genuine.
Now, would you like a cup of tea? You can pick a glass from my personal collection!
Green is such a stunning color, isn’t it? I’m so glad this space is getting some use. Well, I think it’s time for you to take your leave. How are you feeling? Relaxed? I’m so glad. Feel free to come back any time you like. I have health conditions that make it unable for me to be in this room for more than a few minutes at a time, and I’d truly hate for it to go to waste. Goodbye, then!
Radioactive? What do you mean! I assure you, my bathroom is not damaging to your health or well being in any way, shape or form. In fact, it’s good for you! If you don’t believe me, why don’t you take a rest in the bathtub and see for yourself!