ok so from the ending of rule of wolves… is hanne trans man?? masc nb?? butch lesbian???? what pronouns are we using???? they didn’t even settle on a new name why would leigh bardugo do this to me
#like i love them queer icon etc etc but i have NO IDEA how to talk about them aksksjs #soc#kos#hanne brum #like am i deadnaming them??? hELLO???
pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.
Ok well officially read all of the grisha books in one (1) week would love it if my brain could focus on my homework like this
#I hate it here #(here is my prefrontal cortex) #not me reading a 400-600 page book every day this week but being unable to sit thru any of my work!! #the dopamine... sir come back
okay okay ONE more tma incorrect quote while I work on more original tma content
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Ok Nina cutting hannes hair and then telling her that her lips were perfect? That was good I liked that
#soc #curious to see where this plot of Nina helping her butch gf mascarade as a femme and also a fascist(?) goes but I guess we’ll find out tm #king of scars
As much as I enjoy the characters and povs in king of scars, soc remains the only grisha series I can stand the plotting of asksjsh
#soc #like soc/ck are very well paced and has an excellent combination of good plot mixed with good and smartly timed character moments #and then the og trilogy and at least the first kos I’m just like. sure ok. why not. yeah let’s make that a thing that’s happening now #like I love nikolai zoya genya in both and Nina/hanne is fun in kos but I’m perpetually just like #oh so we’re just making up rules now we’re just making random things up why not #ninas powers in ck was one solid world paradigm shift that I was willing to buy into #but the other books are just constant like random nonsense thrown in every chapter #and I’m sure the plots will converge in rule of wolves when I read it tomorrow #but the constant plot jumping in kos is SO annoying like please pick a focus for this book ma’am
Oh also another thing from my reread I think it’s VERY funny that like after the incredibly tender and intimate hotel bathroom scene and then kaz being like I need to push her away because I’ll never be good to enough for her I’ll never be the man she deserve it cuts IMMEDIATELY to Inej’s pov just basically going like: …. I have to laugh
#soc #shadow and bone #he has this whole dramatic interior monologue about how he needs to let her go and how there’s no forgiveness for him and what he’s done #and then it just cuts to ‘Inej actually snorted’ #he’s like I HAVE to let her go and she’s like if I wanted to leave I would’ve left??? #he’s being SO melodramatic and she’s just so unimpressed she’s like what am I supposed to do? marry someone who hasn’t killed anyone? #there’s obviously a lot more to both of their thought processes here but still
Every time I start rereading soc I’m like hmm I think Matthias is my least favorite crow and then every time I get to ck chapter 40 I start full crying EVERY TIME
#soc #shadow and bone #I finished my third (?) reread last night skssj before Friday and it sucker punched me EVERY TIME #I was wiping real tears from me eyes at 2am lads!! why does this keep happening!! #like to be fully honest Matthias is my least favorite of the sixth but like. here we go again ig
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i’m doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him
Because Bucky is known to flirt with woman and because Sarah is a wonderful woman whom would be perfect for Bucky if they do go that route and Sam maybe right there but that doesn’t mean they will get together because there’s no canon evidence that they will, it’s all just what fans interpretation through their rose tended glasses.
I get wanting more rep but sometimes two friends can just be two friends. No need to question why Bucky is flirting with a woman he just met when he was clearly established to have that be apart of his personality back in The First Avenger.
Answer:
sir this is a Wendy’s
#I.... #like number one I was making a joke I was making a silly little joke post on tumblr dot com #and number two I’m not like. actually invested in mcu canon ships or representation this is not the year of our lord two thousand and twelve #the Disney corporation can shove Bucky with a random woman he’s never met and who’s had no character development and y’all will eat it up #and say she’s perfect for him sksjsj #I’m not here to have a serious conversation about buckys character change post catfa or what canon evidence there is I literally don’t care #I’m only here to be gay and criticize Kari skoglands directing #like I truly don’t understand why anyone would watch this show if not for sambucky but marvel stans astonish me every day so! #anyway no need to come into my ask box and tell me two friends can just be friends when I’ve clearly been established as gay <3 #tfatws#marvel#mcu
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