idk if i made a post about this before but im gonna make one now since im working on whats causing me anguish
Man I love Valeveira as a ship. Just something about Jill and Carlos in re3 when Carlos is like “She’s not like anybody.” I just went HOOOOO BABY. And Jill just being Jill like who wouldn’t crush on her???
Girlboss x Malewife goals
rly fuckin hate the rare moments where i actually want to draw/work on art but it’s only when i’m so busy w work and other stuff that i cant 🙄
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective
if you’re gonna give your baby an ipad you might as well leave them in a casino
just let them play slots in vegas. if they’re gonna get their tiny little brains overstimulated by lights and sounds they might as well become an earner
Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural.
ok guys, reblog and put in the tag how you name your siblings
sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense
a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”
youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing
okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject
icant fucking breathe
september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone
Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.
His dad is dead, just don’t.
In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.
He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.
It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.
reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.
Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.
leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone today.
Reblogging because I didn’t fucking know this and I’ve been listening to this song my entire life.
maybe it’s just because I’m an Oldfan™ but this book I spotted at the library is absolutely sending me
CHOOSE YOUR AU
Instead of fanfic being despised, now there’s a chirpy how-to guide for teens. Rock on, gals.
Anne Rice shits a brick every time she sees this in the library
Happy fanfiction writers’ appreciation day!
so uhh deltarune chapter 2 is coming out on the 17th????
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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
Interpretating Cloud and Tifa are just friends in FF7 baffles me. Square Enix are not being subtle so why continue saying it’s ambiguous with lines like these? Cloud is jealous and possessive over Tifa. Hiring Cloti cosplayers to be affectionate in public by Square Enix.
Had expectations and was let down during Alone At Last. Cloud felt hugging Tifa was romantic. Facts dropped that were obvious in the ultimania if people still missed it. Cloud loves Tifa before the game even started. Get on the Cloti train ppl. It’s going places.