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fox-guardian :

[ID: A digital drawing of Danny Stoker from The Magnus Archives from the shoulders up. He is a fit, tan man with short brown hair and an eyebrow slit and he is wearing a yellow and black striped shirt. He is smiling up at a bee near his head. A label on the other side of his head reads “baby boy” and has an arrow pointing at him. end ID]

more of the sweet boy danny banany stonks

gallusrostromegalus:

unseelie:

Plant people see the “you wouldn’t download a fruit” and go “NOT ONLY WOULD I DOWNLOAD A FRUIT, I’D STEAL SIX MORE FRUITS AND GRAFT THEM TOGETHER INTO A MASSIVE FRANKENFRUIT AND WHEN THAT GOT BIG ENOUGH I’D MAKE ADDITIONAL COPIES AND FORCIBLY UPLOAD THEM TO PUBLIC PLACES TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAD ACESS TO THESE FRUITS FREE OF CHARGE FOREVER” and that’s why botany is great.

niedopalek:

firefighters arrive at an apartment complex going up in flames, parked nearby is a truck identical to theirs, only colored blue. “shit!” the battalion chief yells. “the firehelpers are already here, cmon we gotta hurry!”

70sscifiart :

Gilbert Williams

snifting:

tiktoksthataregood:

Pink drink (derogatory)

wwxsaj1s :

do not cause other gallery visitors any trouble.

wangxian au where lwj is separated from his family during their visit to yiling laozu’s solo exhibition, and is trapped alone in the haunted gallery until he meets wei ying, another boy of his age who has no memory of how and why he is also inside the gallery

yes this is a horror game ib au, everyday i still think about that game.

loosely based plotwise tho, basically is an artist haunted by memories of his past life and in his creations, painted wei ying, a self portrait that came to life (like mary) when lwj entered his world. however wei ying has no memories of why he was created

so if this had game play i guess you’d figure out all this, that wei ying is a fragment of the creator, wei wuxian, the gallery dedicated to his lost lover, who was lan zhan in a previous life. ofc, figuring out all this while running away from headless ladies

the happy ending is that you both escape and the sad endings, oh boy, the possibilities [rubs paws together]

ansdrela:

😼

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sunfloowerlatte-art:

adora day!

kkatebush :

Silent Hill 2 Maria & Mary Concept Art by Takayoshi Sato

oh-niichan:

jaclcfrost:

i want

• to have really short hair

i also want

• to grow my hair out as long as i possibly can

conclusion

• ?????

girlwholovesturtles :

infraredarmy :

fatpinocchio :

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to pay your employees so little that they have no choice but to come in with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

artistformerlyknownsandmandaddy:

abd-illustrates :

When my new PC arrives one of the first things I’d quite like to do with it is completely overhaul my YouTube assets by giving my overlays, endcards & banners the aesthetic treatment - (and give my lil’ sprite a new outfit to match!)

What do y’all think of these roughs so far? 👀🍂🍁🌼

aandyart:

Starting to accept that the only way i’ll ever get comfortable drawing hair is by drawing hair 😔

notcaptainjack:

sweetest-honeybee:

sweetest-honeybee:

Oh no my Apple Pencil died what ever shall I do as an artiiiist

*opens google docs for I am also a writer*

You get it

aromantic-goldfish :

retrogratorade :

people hate mary for being a deadbeat mom as if we don’t KNOW sam and dean have rancid vibes

Today in posts that I assume are about Christianity until I finish reading them

lanqu-e :

yeoujari :

shinraco :

raptorific :

Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created

the full saga….

let her speak!!

nubs-mbee:

It’s sexy leitner week apparently so here’s my contribution 😌

quiet-reassurance :

fangirlinginleatherboots :

symmetras-microwave :

fangirlinginleatherboots :

some things that horror movie culture has taught you are scary…. are just ableist

….clarify?

okay sure. psychosis? scarier to have than to know someone who has it. DID? im more a threat to myself than people around me. wheelchairs and psych meds? are tools that help people live more functional and flexible lives and are not judgments of the persons character and for sure are not scary things. and for real, intellectually disabled people are not threats, but movies love to make them villains because they act different and understand the world differently. and people with notable physical differences? people who’s bodies look different? people with scars, growths, amputations, etc? are literally just people. and seeing themselves painted like monsters on the big screen is absolutely sickening and damaging to how society will see them.

its not only bad writing but its extremely harmful to people who actually live with conditions that are misrepresented in media. when i found out i had DID, my mom freaked out because her only point of reference was Sybil. when i was younger and first went on psych meds, i thought it meant i was set on a track to be a bad person, because in so many movies and video games you find out the bad guy has medication in his bed side table for some sort of psych disorder. the worst thing a hallucination has ever made me do was wake my mom up at 3 AM to check my bathroom to see if the bugs i saw everywhere were real and the worst thing an “episode” of any sort has made me do is hurt myself. my ptsd doesnt make me kill people, my alters dont kidnap people, my autism doesnt make me so morally unaware that ill murder for senselessly, my ocd doesnt make me hurt people etc etc etc

literally the only “horror” is the ableism. and the only way you can write good horror about disability and mental illness is if the focus is on how society and the medical field treat us rather than focusing on how we are apparently so scary, threatening, and bad.

Horror is and has historically been an incredibly ableist genre, and it is still largely unrecognized as such. This has genuine severe and real-life consequences for disabled and neurodivergent people in real life. Please keep this in mind if you are abled and/or neurotypical.

hell-aint-a-bad-place :

thank god

pomrania :

Here’s some photos of some of my Pride mousies! With an actual computer mouse (wireless, and on the small side) for size comparison.

This is nowhere near all that I have, but I picked these as a sample, to have pictures taken of them.

brawltogethernow :

rubixpsyche :

brawltogethernow :

rubythecrimsonwriter :

brawltogethernow :

brawltogethernow :

brawltogethernow :

mamapluto :

brawltogethernow :

an-android-in-a-tutu :

brawltogethernow :

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

Literally the only thing giving him away is him making jokes from his own generation and even then.

What if the heroes his age think he’s just a really cool Older Adult that actually understands memes and shit

Johnny Storm: Yesterday Spider-Man said “yeet” and I felt a deep wrongness in my soul. It was like watching a bear drive a car. Novel, but just wrong. He’s trying to endear himself to me, probably because he’s planning something, probably my untimely murder. He used it right, too. That’s the part that’s terrifying.

Sue: Johnny what the hell are you talking about.

Ben: Whaddahell is a yeen’t.

ardri-na-bpiteog :

tricornking :

averypottermarcholasmoth :

nimblermortal :

kittydesade :

lemon-badgeress :

dying-redshirt-noises :

waffl3o :

….*googles*….what the FUCK

… shit, sorry, I didn’t tell you about that.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/15/world/europe/dutch-government-resignation-rutte-netherlands.html

Jan. 15, 2021: A parliamentary report concluded that tax authorities unfairly targeted poor families over child care benefits. Prime Minister Mark Rutte and his entire cabinet stepped down.

really gotta stop learning about world news through memes

You can’t go to the circus and then complain when a clown pies you in the face

I feel like “government collapse” sounds a lot more dramatic than it is to people not familiar with parliamentary systems (Americans)

beggars-opera :

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

autumngracy:

accursedsith:

Watching impeachmentday twitter and I’m gonna get hives watching these fuckers not wear a masks properly

Not to mention this guy here who TAKES OFF HIS MASK TO SNEEZE INTO HIS HAND I-

“The Republican party is not intelligent, to put it mildly”

alookseeblog :

Felicia Chiao