for those who missed all the drama

THIS SHIP WAS TRUE ALL ALONG

Peter: let’s imagine that something threatens Morgan’s life, would you use me as a human shield to protect her?

Falcon: why tho? I have an actual shield.

Peter: no, but if you hadn’t.

Falcon: I have metal wings

Peter: no, I mean if hypothetically…

Falcon: we have a whole team of warriors. I don’t get what you are tryin…..

Peter: I SAID HYPOTHETICALLY

Falcon: …

Peter: …sorry. I just…Tony and I loved to have this kind of conversations. and I guess I just miss him.

how am i going to find the love of my life if my standards are either 50 years old genius, billionaire, playboy and philanthropist or dr stephen strange?

Stephen @ anyone: bye, have a nice day:)

Stephen @ Steve: enjoy your next 24 hours, Captain Rogers.

Steve: *sweats*

okay, punks.

i needed some recovery after endgame, but i am back at the game. let’s post some weird ass shit.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HAPPY THEY WERE? like these poses and how they hold this frame upside down being all goofy dad son relationship?????

im not crying, you are

which direction you choose?

are you running from or towards it? the choice is yours

i see it

i like it

i want it

i got a fucking heart attack

Infinity War: I’M THE MOST TRAGIC AND HEARTBREAKING EVENT OF MCU!!1!!1!

Endgame: Hold my beer

Spiderman Far from Home: yes sir

Alexa, play “I will survive” by Gloria Gaynor

did you notice that everybody’s looking left, except Thor and Okoye? why tho? is there some special storyline related to them? i have so many questions…

until i see with my own eyes that tony ‘our everything’ stark survives, i ain’t gonna believe that russo bitches

(but if he dies, you’re gonna be next)

me on facebook vs. on tumblr

Someone: I hate your fandom!

Harry Potter fans: ok.

Someone: And yours

Sherlock fandom: ok.

Someone: A-and yours!

Marvel fans: i hate it too tho

Strange: Another sorcerer? Like we needed one more.

Mysterio: Like… you were dead, you know.

Strange: So they decided to replace me with some aquarium boy?

Mysterio: …you were super dead.

diamondbirdy01 :

Stephen: So another sorcerer huh

Mysterio: yeah

Stephen and Mysterio:

same energy

Tony: How are you dealing with the house?

Peter: Okay, I think. I just got up. How are the Maldives?

Tony: Fantastic! But it would be better if you went too.

Peter: Nah, that wouldn’t be a honeymoon, if I were with you.

lordyouko :

secretsaway :

imagine if Peter makes Stephen so mad that he turns his snack shelf into shelf with vegetables (then Peter looks at secret snack shelf and there are vegetables too)

Peter’s friends: Hey dude we know you’re grounded but come on, we’ll sneak you out

Peter: No you guys, Dr. Dad is mad at me this time too

Friends: lol what’s he gonna do don’t you know parents are really powerless against teenagers

Peter (shiver of fear going down his spine as he remembers the vegetables): NO THEY ARE NOT

beautiful

imagine if Peter makes Stephen so mad that he turns his snack shelf into shelf with vegetables (then Peter looks at secret snack shelf and there are vegetables too)

Tony: *gasps* Peter, where did you split your lip?

Peter: It’s not a big deal…

Tony: If it’s this Flash hurted you, I swear to god this mother…

Peter: DAD, it’s okay. I don’t want to talk about it, alright?

Stephen: next time use your spidey sense when you about to drop your phone on the face.

Stephen’s first day at Avengers Compound.

Tony: It’s okay, Strange. Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Stephen: Which one? I can’t do both.

one taught me love

one taught me patience

one taught me pain

Peter: *drops his papers*

Peter, a gen z: Why can’t I just die already?

Tony: *panickly rereads all his parenting books*

mildlyautisticsuperdetective :

sweetbonbonqueen :

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

Tony and Stephen fell asleep while watching movie on boys’ sleepover.

Ned: Look at those softies. Remember the golden rule of a sleepover?

Peter: Draw something weird on faces of those who fell asleep first?

Ned: Exactly.

Ned: ….

Ned: Well, they already have weird beards on their faces tho

Peter: true.