Fig newtons should be banned from life and death, they’re so disgusting.
Is this what love feels like?
I’m the mega bitch of the century. Hm. I like the sound of that. Either way, what’s up?
OH MY GOD THE ARABIC SMILEY FACE IS SO COOL
I won’t be online much today ok :(
Matchmaker? Never really did too well in the “keeping a boyfriend” department, we’ll see if any of that’s changed after I kicked the bucket. Yeah, I’ll help as much as I can. Hey, pimps get their respect somehow, don’t they?
I’ll help ya out then. I had a long ass relationship back when I was alive, and a lot of keeping a boyfriend is based on being chill and trust. Overreacting basically scares them off. I would know. True that, Roxie.
Yeah, I’m sure some people did. It’s not like I was a total outsider at school or anything since I was prom queen and a cheerleader, but I kind of closed myself off to people once life starting dealing me bad hands, you know? Well, that’s a comforting thought. Oh, wow — I’m so sorry.
Prom Queen and Cheerleader. We never had that in Italy until recently, and only in a few high schools. I’m jealous. But don’t worry about it. I honestly should’ve known better, and I would’ve rather seen my mom’s face before going through the void than my murderer’s. That’s the only regret I have about this whole thing.
I couldn’t agree more. Why stand alone and fight each other when we obviously want the same thing? I can get behind that.
Smart choice, Roxie. I’m also a good matchmaker, just something to keep in mind. I’ll help ya out in that department, and I hope you’ll do the same eventually. God, I sound like a pimp or something.
Yup, I was right. Such a fitting name for a lovely girl like yourself. It’s nice to meet you, babe. And I’ve only been here since morning. It’s all still weird to me.
What would make this better would be you admitting that you could sing. Then I’d be smitten within a few seconds. What caused you to come to Elsewhere?
The one thing I could have gone without knowing was how everyone reacted to losing me. I mean, sounds a bit self centered, but I’d rather remember the people that meant a lot to me being happy. Really? See, that just goes to show that even the little things you do make an impact on someone’s life. I know what you mean. Even the British culture does that, right? You’re right. I don’t even know the answer to that, really.
How was your family reaction? I mean, if you don’t mind me asking of course. That’s true though. Just a bit odd to know that walking a dog could cause someone to cry at my funeral. And er - yeah, that’s true. The Brits have their own thing going on, and even I don’t get what they talk about. It’s probably the accent when I put it on. It’s quite.. enchanting, I’ve heard. Even though it sounds like I choked on a grapefruit.
Well, I don’t really have much of a family since my mom died of cancer when I was nine and my dad wasn’t around much. I was an only child so no siblings either. I guess that’s true, but we’ll see I guess. I um…I don’t remember the details but I remember driving down the highway and headlights coming at me before I blacked out, so I assume I was in an accident. What about you?
Oh - I’m sorry. I didn’t know that, but your dad or at least friends must have noticed. People I barely knew showed up to my funeral, and most people who died after me. I watch funerals a lot, and the people who tend to cry are the ones who barely knew the person. Err, I got murdered.
You’ve made a fair judgement, because you’re right. It’s not. Indeed it is, isn’t it? A few hours only, how about yourself?
I think you and I are the same in that category. Seems only fitting that the girls who have the most power here are friends, don’t you think?
hmm well I like you too. its nice that you would rather offer your help for free. not really something a bitch would do? right?
I’m nice until you do something releases my inner.. How would you say it? My inner satan. You didn’t do anything to piss me off though, so don’t worry about it honestly.
I do think that moms take it the hardest out of everyone because there’s an attachment. They brought you into the world and if you didn’t pass over naturally then it’s even harder. Why would you want to mask your inner Italian? Everyone loves an Italian. I second that. I see how you do. Very clever of you.
My mom lost it for the first few months. My dad took a few months off and almost everyone in our part of Florence took it a bit to the heart. Probably because I walked everyone’s dogs so that’s how they knew me. Eh - it’s a different culture, so it gets confusing for most when I bring up references they don’t get. The Abe Lincoln one has people aware though you know, it’s more people grabbing. Besides, who doesn’t want a picture with an Italian?
hmm I don’t see you as a bitch, probably because I just met and you all. you should open up a business or something. you could get paid to give people advice.
Or probably because I like you, so I wouldn’t really want you to get the wrong impression of me or anything. Ooh, I like that idea. But I’d rather offer my help out for free instead.
Not gonna lie…not the reaction I was expecting. But sure, why the hell not? I’m Roxie, nice to meet you.
I get that a lot, but I’m picky about who I’m rude to or not. I feel like your bad side isn’t that forgiving. Either way, it’s a pleasure Roxie. How long have ya been here?
Oh..well, I guess it won’t take too long for things to get easier for me then. I’m sure that people down there have already moved on from me.
Don’t say that boo, I thought the same and my family fell apart after my death. People don’t notice the value of someone until they’re gone. Simple as that. Sure it sucks, but that truly is how life is.
How’d you die, if you don’t mind me asking?
omg am I the only who would want to know what would happen if sera’s boyfriend died and came
hmm I don’t think anyone is good with advice on breakups. what ever you do someone is going to get upset or hurt. but I might come to you for guy help in the future though.
Looking for flirting advice? You found just the girl. Looking for advice on how to deal with a bitch? You found just the girl, and I’m an expert on this topic. Especially since I’m quite the bitch.
Wow, a few years? I haven’t even been here for a few hours. I’m guessing it gets easier after you’ve been here for a while?
It gets easier only when everyone down there remembers you, but has moved on. You won’t be able to rest until so. Well for me that was the case.
Oh, really? I’m sure that must have taken a lot to get over. Leaving anyone you care about takes a lot, actually. It is one of the hardest things to get over. Straight out of Italy, Italian? I would have never even guessed. I suppose you do learn something new everyday. Would you really? Oh boy. Well, we’ll have to take a picture with him, tears or not.
I think him and my mum were the hardest ones to watch over. Their reactions were the hardest, and the two haven’t fully recovered, even though it’s been a few years now. I got pretty good at masking my inner Italian, curly. I’m sure even Abe wouldn’t realize I’m Italian until I tell him. Then he’d have to take a picture with me because he’s repping America.
Good to know. I’ll keep that in mind for future reference.
I’m a good person to know, partly because I know everything about Elsewhere. I’ve been stuck here for more than a few years, so knowing me equals the good spots and a good ass matchmaker.