Tommy’s newest video in a nutshell
TOMMYINNIT UPLOADED TODAY
FUNDY UPLOADED TODAY
What the actual fuck,,, and I guess later today some stuff is gonna go down since it’s the 16th
T-these YouTube adds are getting weirder and weirder
YOU ARE A VERY POGGERS PERSON AHHHHHHHHHHH
Things Technoblade did/said in the Potato Wars:
- “But I wasn’t farming potatoes for profit, I was farming them for honor, for glory.”
- Potato War 1: “But what could I do? Farm potatoes by hand?” Literally the first sentence of Potato War 2 “So I was farming potatoes by hand-”
- Technoblade trying to figure out how to defeat his enemies and his first two thoughts are Research and then Sabotage
- He knew that the cost of finishing the potato wars instead of collaborating with Dream was hitting his next milestone (3 mil) and he still did it
- He sold like all of this special items just so that he could sell them to buy fucking potato minions
- “Whitelisted wha do you want fro me”
- He single handedly crashed the market price for potatoes
- Bought an alt to infiltrate squid-kid’s anti-Technoblade guild
- Named the alt “potato” in french
- He says that he joined smp earth to throw off squid kid. Is this a joke? Does anyone know?? Like he would do that but also what the fuck?
- Figured out that he could use his skeleton horse pet to trample squid kid’s crops but didn’t because he’s a good person
it was inefficient
- Had over 5x as much productivity farming potatoes by hand as squid kid.
- Not because squid is lazy, just bc Technoblade is a legend
- Ah yes, the stages of escalation in the Potato War:
- Psychological warfare
- Psychological warfare is allowed but bullying is NOT if you say something mean about squid-kid Technoblade will personally show up in your closet at night like a sleep paralysis demon
- The amount of math and genuine usage of the scientific method in minecraft shouldnt be allowed
- HE IS BUT A PUPPET, AND I THE PUPPETEER
- death note who
- people thought technoblade was botting bc he was that dedicated
- All I’m saying is that if you are a new Technoblade fan and you haven’t seen the Potato Wars you’re missing out on an incredibly important part of his channel and you should liveblog it because i want to laugh at your reactions
as someone that watched the potato war just recently I can say it was one of the most impressive and weirdest things I have ever seen.
The last time I was this impressed by a minecraft video was Herr Bergmanns Star Wars retelling, and thats telling something. Seriously the fact that Technoblade was this invested and dedicated is downright SCARY, literally when this man sets his mind to something he is 100% going to do it and he is going to excell at it. I don’t know how or why he does it, I’m honestly scared to ask.
He turned it into a war and for the first half of it, squid kid didn’t even know??? I mean bruh Techno was basically pulling a war against his own spite until squid kid got directly involved and noticed him. And then techno involved psychological warfare and manipulation tactics aswell? Literally he refused showing some of his potato farming tactics because he doesn’t want anyone copying them. What will he do if anyone ever overcomes him? What if another potato god rises? Will the war start anew?
He had to prove several times he wasn’t cheating simply because of how dedicated and impressive his actions during the war were, what if this man decides to put this dedication towards something else??? How far will he go???
In conclusion, Technoblade is an enigma we should all have a level of fear for, and I can’t wait he gets into politics and takes over the country amen
#dO iT wItH a StEeRiNg WhEeL #the only thing that scares me more than techno #is his fucking chat #mans is doing a minecraft challenge never been done before and his chat just #im scared of all those fuckers #technoblade #potato war
Everyone in mcytblr saw that the bird app people were staying so they took out dni Twitter stans out of their pinnied