Joe and Nicky's Excellent Journey - ejdominus - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot | They Call Me Jeeg (2015), Wolf (2013)
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Fabio Cannizzaro | Lo Zingaro/Majid Zamari
Characters: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Majid Zamari, Fabio Cannizzaro | Lo Zingaro, Andy | Andromache of Scythia, Nile Freeman, Alternate Versions of Joe and Nicky, Keane (The Old Guard), Quynh | Noriko, Booker | Sebastien le Livre
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani and Nicky | Nicolò di Genova are in Love, Dubious Consent, Humiliation, Bukkake, Puppy Play, Muzzles, Anal Plug, Alpha/Omega, Alpha Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Omega Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Clone Sex, Double Penetration, Sex Pollen, Alternate Universe - Dystopia, Sex Worker Nicky, TentaJoe, Octopus hybrid, Consensual Non-Consent, cross dressing, Gun Violence, Leashes, Collars, Imprisonment, Dark Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Knotting, Forced Heat/Rut, Blow Jobs, Tentacle Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Love is Requited They’re Just Idiots, Multiple Universes Colliding, Made Up Science, Handwaving Physics, Fuckventure, Choose Your Own Adventure, Knifeplay, Shibari, Cults, Flower Crowns, Edgeplay, Orgasm Denial, Drugging, Prince!Nicky, Warlord!Joe, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Marriage by Kidnapping, political scheming, Loss of Virginity, Overstimulation, Biting, Attempted Sexual Assault, But not between Joe/Nicky, Frottage
Joe and Nicky discuss the aspects of their long relationship, including the highs and lows of their passion, and end up stumbling upon some dimension-hopping technology that separates them. The reader must choose which path to follow as they travel to alternate universes, trying to find a way back home and to each other. A most excellent fuck venture. Literally, they have to fuck their way to a solution. Author wasn’t on drugs, but she should be.