@shortshorter

she-rando">she-rando:

she-rando :

We’re getting two Spongebob spinoff series, one a prequel series and another series about Squidward for Netflix

marauniverse :

realneverever :

fovarosiblog :

kami-ships-it :

wonderarium :

sov-ja :

soundlessdragon :

totemeye :

Same here in Edinburgh:

Maybe we don’t have Kind Midas’s touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold

this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring good luck to students

Statue of Hadik in the Castle District of Budapest, Hungary:

Golden Dick Boy in Prague Castle

Humans are all the same

memories :

My body is but a #mitski temple.

bakersnail100 :

habby worm boy is yell at sky

the-darkest-of-souls :

hyrude :

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

This is absolutely amazing

beyoncescock :

here

just putting this here

if i saw it, so should you

susiephone :

one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much

busket :

mahouwl :

tilthat :

TIL that the blobfish is actually a normal looking fish, it just decompresses when you take it out of extreme depths.

via ift.tt

huh

imagine aliens discovering humans and nicknaming us after what we look like when we explode in the vacuum of space

doodlefawnama :

not-the-real-norbert-hofer :

sleepykylo :

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

this envokes primal fear in me

@schima-angel

im-gabriels-bitch :

turbomun :

gauntletspirit :

polypaganpancakepearl :

thefusspot :

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly

ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.

YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!

Save an artist and r e b l o g

graphitetroll :

its-pronounced-eye-gor :

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

honestly-andrew :

secondclassvines :

“I don’t even know which ones the real me”

I didn’t like that.

intensional :

I have one brain cell and it has depression

lemonskittlesofficial :

me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper

swoobats :

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

wonder-womvn :

sheglows :

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

bitchatar :

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)

chantosakura :

rotking :

lisa-lisa-sensei :

rotking :

boom click the sound of my dick

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

im-prada–u-nada :

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

todaysbird :

ghettoinuyasha :

spiritphone :

spiritphone :

I love small wild cats… they almost always look like fucked up reject versions of domestic cats I find it very charming

excuse me one of those cats is a doctor

i don’t think they should call him pampas before they get to know him :[

dankmemeuniversity :

yessfaeriekatt88 :

ultreit :

gestapoknallmuzik :

lolawashere :

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

highlights

Congrats

alaspoor-yorick :

coffeeofthelord :

slytherinlynx :

Real Neko Atsume Cats 

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3 

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

@crikadelic

jojoxgamer :

luisvirgil :

metalslugx :

when your son gets locked up

when your son escapes 

when your son comes home

australiansanta :

god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me

australiansanta :

god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me