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  • mylifetherant:commodorecliche:the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower:notcorrectwitcher:
lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it. 


Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold 

same energy


also check out r/SelfAwareWolves
This is the funniest shit ive seen all day
    simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    mylifetherant :

    commodorecliche :

    the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower :

    notcorrectwitcher :

    lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers :

    Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

    Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold

    same energy

    also check out r/SelfAwareWolves

    This is the funniest shit ive seen all day

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  • headspace-hotel:houseofthebattlegenie:the-cosmic-goddess:
virgogreen:

Fun fact, this may actually account for many of the “imaginings” we have of extinct animals. 
I had a molecular biology professor who referred it to “vacuum packing” where many extinct animals are rendered slimmer or muscular than they may have been, since things like body fat and fur are not preserved during fossilization. So our view of animals like dinosaurs may be entirely inaccurate. 
There’s actually a book, All Yesterdays, in which the artist, CM Koseman, draws modern animals as we might have interpreted them to look if we found them extinct the same way do dinosaurs. 
Fun examples include: 
The manatee
An elephant
Swans
And literally the picture of the hippo

Another funny thing to add to this…because of how fossils are formed, it’s possible we don’t know what type of dinosaurs were different species or the same species.  If we compare the skeletons to modern animals, snake skeletons often look pretty much the same so if all snakes were extinct we may believe they were all one species of animal instead of hundreds.  Meanwhile, all dog breeds are considered the same species Canis lupus familiaris (technically domestic dogs are a subspecies of Canus lupus, the Grey Wolf, but you get what I mean) despite their skeletons being drastically different from each other (compare a pug skull to a great dane and to a poodle…they’ll look different).
So, if all snakes were mistaken for being only a small handful of species and modern dogs could be mistaken for a BUNCH of unique different species…think about how that knowledge can reflect onto our current understanding of extinct animals.



It goes deeper than that. A colleague of mine who’s a paleontologist was commenting on how for some extant species of birds, we can only tell species apart through behavior traits like song. You could have two perfectly preserved dead specimens of bird, but you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart because you need to hear their songs to tell their species apart. She said that she is sometimes kept awake by thoughts of the implications of this for species classifications in paleontology, and whether we collapse huge swaths of species in the fossil record into just one species because we can’t tell them apart just with the information we havd


This reminds me of how recently we found out that Nanotyrannus isn’t actually its own species, but just…a juvenile Tyrannosaurus
    simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    headspace-hotel :

    houseofthebattlegenie :

    the-cosmic-goddess :

    virgogreen :

    Fun fact, this may actually account for many of the “imaginings” we have of extinct animals.

    I had a molecular biology professor who referred it to “vacuum packing” where many extinct animals are rendered slimmer or muscular than they may have been, since things like body fat and fur are not preserved during fossilization. So our view of animals like dinosaurs may be entirely inaccurate.

    There’s actually a book, All Yesterdays, in which the artist, CM Koseman, draws modern animals as we might have interpreted them to look if we found them extinct the same way do dinosaurs.

    Fun examples include:

    The manatee

    An elephant

    Swans

    And literally the picture of the hippo

    Another funny thing to add to this…because of how fossils are formed, it’s possible we don’t know what type of dinosaurs were different species or the same species.  If we compare the skeletons to modern animals, snake skeletons often look pretty much the same so if all snakes were extinct we may believe they were all one species of animal instead of hundreds.  Meanwhile, all dog breeds are considered the same species Canis lupus familiaris (technically domestic dogs are a subspecies of Canus lupus, the Grey Wolf, but you get what I mean) despite their skeletons being drastically different from each other (compare a pug skull to a great dane and to a poodle…they’ll look different).

    So, if all snakes were mistaken for being only a small handful of species and modern dogs could be mistaken for a BUNCH of unique different species…think about how that knowledge can reflect onto our current understanding of extinct animals.

    It goes deeper than that. A colleague of mine who’s a paleontologist was commenting on how for some extant species of birds, we can only tell species apart through behavior traits like song. You could have two perfectly preserved dead specimens of bird, but you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart because you need to hear their songs to tell their species apart. She said that she is sometimes kept awake by thoughts of the implications of this for species classifications in paleontology, and whether we collapse huge swaths of species in the fossil record into just one species because we can’t tell them apart just with the information we havd

    This reminds me of how recently we found out that Nanotyrannus isn’t actually its own species, but just…a juvenile Tyrannosaurus

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  • bearer-of-bad-decisions:family feud is a national treasure 
    simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    bearer-of-bad-decisions :

    family feud is a national treasure 

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  • simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    tea-y-track :

    found this picture in my camera roll from 2019, thought I’d share it with everyone in 2021

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  • simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    donaldgloversnephew:

    papapupi:

    Are you fucking kidding to me?

    This is…THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long

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  • candace-gertrude-flynn:
miraculous-mermaid03:

woulddieforperrytheplatypus:

Choose your fighter


Um I’m choosing the second one bc Perry the Platypus is a skilled fighter and the other one is??? Some platypus with a beard???
    simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    candace-gertrude-flynn :

    miraculous-mermaid03 :

    woulddieforperrytheplatypus :

    Choose your fighter

    Um I’m choosing the second one bc Perry the Platypus is a skilled fighter and the other one is??? Some platypus with a beard???

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  • simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    fuckviserys:

    Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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    simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    zvaigzdelasas :

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  • simnons
    16.01.2021 - 10 hours ago

    websurfer1994:

    me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
    me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I

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  • beyoncescock:

just putting this here so everyone will make the right choice!!!!
    simnons
    15.01.2021 - 1 day ago

    beyoncescock :

    just putting this here so everyone will make the right choice!!!!

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    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

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  • siphersaysstuff:aeliad:
acestuckwithahimbo:

aeliad:


the-space-ferret:

jabberwockypie:


the-space-ferret:

politicalsci:

Find them here: https://waronwant.org/McStrike-near-me 

#McStrike


It’s McDonald’s, it’s not supposed to be a high paying job

People deserve to make enough to live on. That’s not up for debate. This idea that some jobs aren’t “supposed to” pay enough for people to get their needs met is bullshit. Nobody should be living in poverty.


Yes, but it’s McDonald’s. It’s not meant to be a job to support a family, it’s mainly for support for teens or side jobs. 

No, it’s not. 
There is no such thing as a job “for teens” (and even if there was, they deserve a fair wage for their labor, too.) Nobody should get paid so little that they need “side jobs.” 
If your business model relies on paying people a wage that keeps them trapped in poverty, your business should not continue to exist. McDonald’s can afford to pay their workers a better wage, they’re choosing not to. 


Funny story- I am a manager at a Mc Donald’s. Do you know? We have a set limit of minors- teenagers- we can employ. It’s barely over a dozen. Most locations open at 6am… guess what, on week days minors cannot work before they are out of school, or before 730am if they are out of school (GED and the like) also 730am on weekends. Minors cannot work after 10pm on weekdays, and after Midnight on weekends. My location closes at 11pm Sunday to Thursday, and 1am on Friday and Saturday. Because of labor laws here, they may not have more than 20 hours a week, and cannot work more than 5 hours in a single day. 
So no. This is absolutely not a job just for teens. We have a giant compactor that crushes and crushes our trash. If you’re not 18 you’re not allowed to operate it. Anything sharp? Are you 18? Can’t touch it. Being a manger? Are you out of high school and at least 18? Forget it. 
And honestly, I wouldn’t make any of the kids at my job deal with our customers when they’re going feral. Do you know how bat shit y’all are?? I had a woman start crying because we ran out of the Mc Rib and caused a scene in my drive-thru for 10 minutes. I’ve had old men cussing me out because Corp decided to bump a senior coffee from .99 to 1.09. Though if you sit inside, which they all do for well over two hours every morning… refills are free. 
We have a lady here who we call “Princess Diamond” because she’s so fucking entitled she gave us a bad review on the McVoice because we served a homeless man and he sat to close to her… which was across the entire goddamn lobby. Would you really want a teen trying to deal with this woman??
I sure as shit don’t. I don’t allow her to deal with most of my Crew, actually. I’m as nice as freaking sugar in your tea to her face but if she gets rude I start slamming her order down on the tray. And as my Crew knows, the sweeter my voice gets the more trouble your in. She doesn’t stay long on days were I start getting aggressive with her food. 
Side tracked- but no. We have so many things that need to be done all day long that we can’t legally let a minor do. A sister location was just fined over $5,000.00 because of labor violations pertaining to minors. 
Just pay us so we can live. Please. A lot of these teens are trying to move out and get into apartments. But if an apartment costs 800.00 in rent and that’s usually one of the two checks a month an adult gets. Maybe. That’s a struggle even for myself, and it’s just my roommate, our dumb cat, and me. No children. He has a worse paying job. 
We just want to be able to live. 

This goes for any minimum wage job. 
The minimum wage, when it was set in 1938 as the United States was coming out of the Depression, was intended to be the minimum you needed to be able to pay your bills and raise a family on a single income. Not this bullshit we have today. It’s as low as it is because it hasn’t kept up with inflation.
Like, not only is working in fast food one of the hardest fucking jobs because it’s hot, it’s dangerous, and it’s full of the worst customers, but it’s also disrespected constantly, and people don’t think you deserve to be able to pay your bills. 
Fuck that. 
Pay workers enough to live on with a single full time job. 
Any business that can’t? Shouldn’t exist. 

If you don’t support raising minimum wage to a living wage, MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING MCMUFFIN AT 6AM YOU CANCEROUS CHUDLUMP
    simnons
    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    siphersaysstuff :

    aeliad :

    acestuckwithahimbo :

    aeliad :

    the-space-ferret :

    jabberwockypie :

    the-space-ferret :

    politicalsci :

    Find them here: https://waronwant.org/McStrike-near-me 

    #McStrike

    It’s McDonald’s, it’s not supposed to be a high paying job

    People deserve to make enough to live on. That’s not up for debate. This idea that some jobs aren’t “supposed to” pay enough for people to get their needs met is bullshit. Nobody should be living in poverty.

    Yes, but it’s McDonald’s. It’s not meant to be a job to support a family, it’s mainly for support for teens or side jobs.

    No, it’s not. 

    There is no such thing as a job “for teens” (and even if there was, they deserve a fair wage for their labor, too.) Nobody should get paid so little that they need “side jobs.” 

    If your business model relies on paying people a wage that keeps them trapped in poverty, your business should not continue to exist. McDonald’s can afford to pay their workers a better wage, they’re choosing not to. 

    Funny story- I am a manager at a Mc Donald’s. Do you know? We have a set limit of minors- teenagers- we can employ. It’s barely over a dozen. Most locations open at 6am… guess what, on week days minors cannot work before they are out of school, or before 730am if they are out of school (GED and the like) also 730am on weekends. Minors cannot work after 10pm on weekdays, and after Midnight on weekends. My location closes at 11pm Sunday to Thursday, and 1am on Friday and Saturday. Because of labor laws here, they may not have more than 20 hours a week, and cannot work more than 5 hours in a single day.

    So no. This is absolutely not a job just for teens. We have a giant compactor that crushes and crushes our trash. If you’re not 18 you’re not allowed to operate it. Anything sharp? Are you 18? Can’t touch it. Being a manger? Are you out of high school and at least 18? Forget it.

    And honestly, I wouldn’t make any of the kids at my job deal with our customers when they’re going feral. Do you know how bat shit y’all are?? I had a woman start crying because we ran out of the Mc Rib and caused a scene in my drive-thru for 10 minutes. I’ve had old men cussing me out because Corp decided to bump a senior coffee from .99 to 1.09. Though if you sit inside, which they all do for well over two hours every morning… refills are free.

    We have a lady here who we call “Princess Diamond” because she’s so fucking entitled she gave us a bad review on the McVoice because we served a homeless man and he sat to close to her… which was across the entire goddamn lobby. Would you really want a teen trying to deal with this woman??

    I sure as shit don’t. I don’t allow her to deal with most of my Crew, actually. I’m as nice as freaking sugar in your tea to her face but if she gets rude I start slamming her order down on the tray. And as my Crew knows, the sweeter my voice gets the more trouble your in. She doesn’t stay long on days were I start getting aggressive with her food.

    Side tracked- but no. We have so many things that need to be done all day long that we can’t legally let a minor do. A sister location was just fined over $5,000.00 because of labor violations pertaining to minors.

    Just pay us so we can live. Please. A lot of these teens are trying to move out and get into apartments. But if an apartment costs 800.00 in rent and that’s usually one of the two checks a month an adult gets. Maybe. That’s a struggle even for myself, and it’s just my roommate, our dumb cat, and me. No children. He has a worse paying job.

    We just want to be able to live.

    This goes for any minimum wage job. 

    The minimum wage, when it was set in 1938 as the United States was coming out of the Depression, was intended to be the minimum you needed to be able to pay your bills and raise a family on a single income. Not this bullshit we have today. It’s as low as it is because it hasn’t kept up with inflation.

    Like, not only is working in fast food one of the hardest fucking jobs because it’s hot, it’s dangerous, and it’s full of the worst customers, but it’s also disrespected constantly, and people don’t think you deserve to be able to pay your bills. 

    Fuck that. 

    Pay workers enough to live on with a single full time job. 

    Any business that can’t? Shouldn’t exist. 

    If you don’t support raising minimum wage to a living wage, MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING MCMUFFIN AT 6AM YOU CANCEROUS CHUDLUMP

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    simnons
    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    mister-bubbles69 :

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    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    damagedbydefault :

    me: *thinks back to a childhood memory*

    me: someone….. probably should have been a little worried

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  • simnons
    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    writterings :

    i think the original got deleted off tumblr but anyways here’s the best supernatural vine of all time

    source

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  • simnons
    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    unyanizedcatboys :

    howglorygoes :

    howglorygoes :

    Alexa just outed me to my family on Christmas

    I used the amazon-suggested tutorial command “Alexa, play happy music” and she had the nerve to say “playing Gay Pride Party Playlist”

    jeff bezos homophobic moments

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  • simnons
    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    cadaverkeys :

    cadaverkeys :

    cant stop thinking about how there’s a portion of the population that have never had a migraine, don’t have consistent problems sleeping, don’t find great trouble in getting out of bed, and understand social cues.

    bro if i could stand and not lose vision for a whole minute maybe i would also be a young 20 something entrepreneur 

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  • simnons
    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    thebatofboston :

    louislumbarcurve :

    carryonmy-assbutt:

    katodown:

    babblingbug:

    zombb-8:

    gingahhh:

    when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

    They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

    Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

    In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

    And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

    damn son

    I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 


    also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

    I need these suits

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  • thesevenumbrellas:
enchanteddreameruniverse:

mrsdewinters:

Cinderella (1950) 

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor. 


The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!
    simnons
    13.01.2021 - 2 days ago

    thesevenumbrellas :

    enchanteddreameruniverse :

    mrsdewinters :

    Cinderella (1950)

    This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

    The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

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  • simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    honey-slime :

    flowerinaflame :

    flowerinaflame :

    I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄

    https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/01/20/zap-lightning-gods-and-mushrooms/

    the fact that we reached a point where we can simulate fake storms to make little buddies grow twice as much is like magic but slightly to the left and just down right delightful

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  • awkwardwings:janey-jane:

spockfascinated:

janey-jane:
Star Trek, Mudd’s Women by William Ware Theiss, Fall 1966/ Moschino by Jeremy Scott, Fall 2018


The bottom cut outs on the Scott dress match those on the pink dress on the far left.  So the designer incorporated elements of both dresses.  Wow.

holy shit you’re right. I didn’t even notice that at first so distracted by that chest cutout and GREEN!SPARKLES!


When you’re watching Star Trek and realize you have designs due in an hour
    simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    awkwardwings :

    janey-jane :

    spockfascinated :

    janey-jane :

    Star Trek, Mudd’s Women by William Ware Theiss, Fall 1966/ Moschino by Jeremy Scott, Fall 2018

    The bottom cut outs on the Scott dress match those on the pink dress on the far left.  So the designer incorporated elements of both dresses.  Wow.

    holy shit you’re right. I didn’t even notice that at first so distracted by that chest cutout and GREEN!SPARKLES!

    When you’re watching Star Trek and realize you have designs due in an hour

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  • simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    fuck-customers:

    negativefeedback-teen:

    Goes for retail too! -Abby

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    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    generalgrievousdatingsim :

    “that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

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  • simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    solarsyrup:

    solarsyrup:

    I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it’s one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

    *godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria… vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

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    simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago
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  • notreallybeccab:bane-of-technology:starwarsfilms:

The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special (2020)





I LAUGHED TOO HARD
    simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    notreallybeccab :

    bane-of-technology :

    starwarsfilms :

    The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special (2020)

    I LAUGHED TOO HARD

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  • catsbeaversandducks:

“Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.”
    simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    catsbeaversandducks:

    “Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.”

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  • simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    nekojitachan:

    mysharona1987:

    https://nerdbot.com/2021/01/09/new-pill-bottles-for-shaky-hands-will-help-people-with-parkinsons/

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    simnons
    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago
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    12.01.2021 - 4 days ago

    everythingfox:

    Paw on top

    (via)

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