The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Bird! The Bird!”
Normally when you go to a neko-maid-themed amusement park, your chief concern is getting worms and/or being too short for the rides, but @matt-smalls was so tall he couldn’t even see the rides and had to be guided to his seat on each one by a seeing-eye centaur-girl employed by the park.
@matt-smalls locked both his roommates out of his house, causing one to die and another to break the door down in the middle of the night. @matt-smalls slept through all of this and his roommate didn’t even mention it to him until he asked why there was a hole in the door.
@matt-smalls was afraid to talk about a sensitive subject in a Discord voice call using Discord Mobile because he was afraid that Discord would open up on his desktop PC at home and broadcast everything he was saying through his speakers. People suffered because @matt-smalls made cowardly decisions based on this belief.
By the way Freddy Kruger is @matt-smalls’s new roommate after his other roommate died from being locked out of the house at night.
Last night @matt-smalls was in a town made of buildings and his roommate, Freddy Kruger, chased him and scratched his arm even though Freddy Kruger said he wouldn’t do that but he did anyway because he’s a shitty roommate.