livebloggingmydescentintomadness :

I have a Mystery Tooth?????

This was found in my house and I have no damn clue where it came from. It might be dog-related - not from their mouths, but maybe they brought it inside. The root area was packed with dirt and there’s no tissue remaining, so it’s not brand new or anything.

I think it’s from a smaller dog, but it’s kinda gnawing at me (ba-dum tss) that this random tooth was just sitting on the floor in my house… How…???

thehugwizard :

dovewithscales :

dzamie :

dovewithscales :

dzamie :

sexynbabyarethesmartones :

dzamie :

dzamie :

I am respectfully asking goyim to stop saying “well what about this innocent explanation?” when they ask me to explain an antisemitic dogwhistle.

Yes, that person COULD have been born in 1988.

Yes, that person COULD be saying that it was specifically corrupt “religious people” who crucified Jesus.

Yes, that person COULD be honestly confused about how dual citizenship works.

Yes, that person COULD think that (((these brackets))) are just another silly internet joke.

You aren’t the first to bring it up, and you won’t be the last. But “I can’t hear anything” doesn’t mean the dogwhistle isn’t making any sound. It just means you’re not a dog.

Leftists can and should reblog this. You’re not immune. I’ll see someone brag about being able to spot terfs a mile off, then scroll down and see they reblogged a cat picture from from user oyveyzegoyimknow or something.

For those who (like me) have never seen the triple parentheses:

Triple parentheses - Wikipedia

Ah, right, I should probably explain them:

• H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so “88″ signals “heil hitler.” It’s not actually used as a proper abbreviation like people use FYI or ASAP, but it signals to other neonazis that they’re “in on the joke” (the joke is xenophobia). Think of it like how terfs sometimes choose usernames like “radical-womb-lesbian”
  
• “Jesus was killed by religious people,” and it’s more obvious sibling, “Jews put Jesus on the cross,” stirs up antisemitic thoughts - Jews are bad because Jews killed Jesus. This is most common in evangelical Christians. It’s inaccurate and wouldn’t be good logic besides, but the important thing is to signal to your fellow Christian antisemites that you think “those Jewish fellows are Evil and Jealous of our Perfect Ideology.”
• Israel offers citizenship to Jews. This is intended to be so that, if a country decides to restrict Jewish rights or revoke our citizenship, we have somewhere to go and be citizens. Antisemites see Jews have dual citizenship and think “ah, now I can claim that they’re acting in the interests of a foreign power!” This leads into “Jews with political power are traitorous Israeli agents who don’t have Real [nationality] Interests in mind!!”
• (((These things))) signify that whatever’s in the parentheses is Jewish, or Jewish-controlled, and also that being Jewish or Jewish-controlled is bad. For example, if you see someone say “the (((RNC))) fucked up again,” you can tell that they believe that Jews are puppetting the Republican Party around, and that they’re antisemitic.
  I don’t know what they sound like to screen-readers, so I apologize if you just had to hear “left parentheses” more times than reasonable.
  

Thank you for the detailed explanation. I knew some of them but not all of them. The thing about parenthesis was new to me. If you think of any other antisemitic dogwhistles people should know about, I’d love to know exactly what to look for.

Boy, do I! I only included the 4 at first because the post was more “remember you are not immune to dogwhistles,” but I’ve certainly seen more:

• 1488 is sorta the “expanded version” of 88; the 14 refers to the 14 words that are something about securing a future for white descendants (aka racial superiority). If you see 1488, that person is confident enough that they won’t be caught/will only be seen by fellow Nazis that they’re eschewing the “what if it’s a birth year” defense.
  
• “ze(/the) goyim know” and “shut it down,” especially when “oy vey” is paired with either. “Oy vey” is… somewhat innocent on its own, since it is an actual Yiddish expression, but for the most part, only Jews and antisemites use it. The other two relate to that “shadowy Jewish cabal tries to remain shadowy” thing.
• “six gorillion” or “muh six [prefix]illion” is related to Holocaust denial. I have never seen anyone use “gorillion” and not refer to the 6 million Jews who were killed in the Holocaust.
• “shekels” if you’re not, like, in Israel, talking to Israelis. It’s the Israeli currency, as well as the name of currency that ancient Hebrews used. Often seen as “5 shekels has been deposited into your account” as a reply to a post, which means a) you were paid to write that, and b) the Jews paid you to write that, because c) only a Jew or someone under their employ would think whatever you wrote.
• “anuddah shoah” is a bastardization of the phrase “another Shoah” (Shoah being the Hebrew word for Holocaust). It’s used to sarcastically call something disastrous, signaling to other antisemites that they think Jews bring up and use the Holocaust to garner sympathy too much.
• Pointing out noses. A big nose is a common part of antisemitic caricatures (y’know that “le happy merchant” image? That schnozz wasn’t drawn that way on accident). Similarly, drawing someone and emphasizing their nose, just like how racists will draw black people with fucking MASSIVE lips.
• Like above, rubbing hands together, in that position like you stopped mid-clap (again, like that “le happy merchant” thing). Especially when the person in the image is intended to look Jewish/like a rabbi.
• LIZARD PEOPLE. Remember how Flat-Earthers are actually far more about distrusting science and experts in favor of [bigoted view, usually racism] than they are about the earth being flat? The lizard people/Reptilian conspiracy is 1:1 the “Jews run the world” conspiracy, but they escape serious criticism by being wacky about it.
• Using “Goldstein,” “Greenberg,” or similar as a generic rich-and-evil guy name. If you can understand why “without jails, what happens when Tyrone steals a bike” is bad, you can understand why “those tax loopholes exist because Goldberg paid some senator” is bad.
• “Coastal elites/Hollywood elites/bankers” as a shadowy cabal that controls all of society. You might be picking up that a lot of “shadowy cabal that controls society” stuff is usually a dogwhistle about Jews, and you’d be correct. Antisemites have been doing this for centuries.
• In the My Little Pony fandom specifically, watch how people talk about griffons. I honestly believe that the showrunners only accidentally made them a reclusive, dirty, uncivilized, greedy race that’s hostile to outsiders professing their beliefs and would literally let somepony die if they didn’t get paid, but holy shit, antisemitic fans took that and ran with it.
• “Fellow whites, [anti-white-supremacist idea]” implies that it’s a Jew who’s talking, and that some Jews go undercover as white people to destroy white people.
  

This is FAR FROM an exhaustive list, of course, and it consists only of antisemitic dogwhistles, leaving out a bunch of white supremacist stuff.

And to head off the obvious question at the fork, antisemites on both sides of the political aisle consider us white when it’s convenient to them, and nonwhite when it’s convenient to them. A right-wing antisemite will claim scientific discoveries made by Jews as a victory for the white race, while maintaining that they’ll kill Jews in a race war; a left-wing antisemite will claim successful Jews are brave POC beating the odds, while calling us architects of white supremacy who use our religion to escape criticism.

There’s a couple of these I’ve never seen before. Now I’ll know them if I see them. And hopefully my followers will reblog this and they’ll know too.

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For my goyim friendos

Oh to be a guy with an outstanding warrant for trying to slash the tires of an AutoZone employee, and stun gun immunity, riding a unicycle on the highway.

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

Funniest Hannibal fic I ever read was where they made it to the shore after they fell from the cliff and IMMEDIATELY had anal sex right then and there

Personally nothing gets me in the mood quite like *looks at notes* an abdominal bullet wound and stab injuries in the face!

Carpe diem bruh.

inthetags :

If you’ve ever dyed your hair, reblog and list every hair color you’ve had in order in the tags.

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

headspace-hotel :

wumblr :

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

…devil’s hole

I just watched this video!

m-f-k-r :

m-f-k-r :

im about to drop a new music related uquiz wait for it

pick musicians that give me gender envy and I’ll tell you who you are at a party

I (past tense verb) another mad lib fic. Go (verb) it and let me know what you think? It’s a supervillain AU…

Moving this here bc it ended up on the not-dead-but-dreaming blog. 😊 Sorry, @c4ndy-s0up

I’m pro-ship bc I’m an evil predator who eats children! Bwahahaha!!!

Srsly, I’m pro-ship bc censorship is shit, harassing ppl is shit, and repackaged bigotry is shit… personal freedom is awesome, personal responsibility is awesome, and supporting vulnerable ppl is awesome… and the other side is in direct opposition to, and actively undermines, those values. So I’m over here. It’s a great place to be. Fun, freaky and fabulous. 💃💃💃

dysphorie:

dysphorie:

skin-slave:

Psst… Hey, kid. You wanna buy some madlib fanfic?

You will need a location and 2 faves, but fandom shouldn’t matter. There’s a lot of pronoun stuff, and the names come up a few times, so I recommend doing copy-paste and getting those out of the way first.

All glory to @dysphorie for putting in the request. 😁

SCREEEEEEE!!!!!💚💚💚

Uhm xcuse me, the prompt said a thing that’s the color you just said and somebody apparently just disregarded that. I am so tired of not being taken srsly *sobs*

ice-block:

Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

reibish :

coping-skill-toolkit :

During my first month with my therapist, I was given this worksheet to read and work on. She noticed that while I was talking with her, that my thoughts followed a lot of these. I wasn’t aware that my anxiety had brought me down paths of low self-worth and stinky thinking. 

After a couple of weeks of talking with her, she gave me this worksheet to work on. 

While, at first, I thought these weren’t going to work out, I was very surprised to see just how easy they were to use . My homework at that time was to identify which sort of thinking I used on the regular and which ones would best challenge them for me.

So, what do you think? Do any of the maladaptive thinking patterns sound like you? which ways would you like to untwist your thinking? 

HEY guess who needs this? I do! And chances are some mutuals may like to see it as well. 

Psst… Hey, kid. You wanna buy some madlib fanfic?

You will need a location and 2 faves, but fandom shouldn’t matter. There’s a lot of pronoun stuff, and the names come up a few times, so I recommend doing copy-paste and getting those out of the way first.

All glory to @dysphorie for putting in the request. 😁

i also wanted to say this, writing about fucked up things that i anonymously write online helps me deal with my childhood trauma (physical, emotional and sexual) and in no way i condemn any of those actions, but writing is the only way i can get rid of those intrusive thoughts

I’m so glad you’ve had a good experience, anon. 🤗 Intrusive thoughts are so hard. No one deserves to experience them. Writing it out and having the option to connect with others is so powerful. I’m proud of you for sticking with what works for you. 💚 I’m right here with you. Writing is the best thing I’ve ever done for my intrusive thoughts.

rocktheholygrail :

Hannibal 2x13 - “Mizumono”

You wanted to be seen. 
By you.

dysphorie:

Kinda hard to communicate effectively when the entire position is made of things that are contradictory, bigoted, or just plain untrue. At some point they gotta fall back on something like “kys pedo” bc there’s nothing else. You know, like how children’s arguments turn into “yeah, well… you stink.”

Aren't you the no-brainer who said if X writes pedo fix of me and my children I wouldn't mind Corey should appreciate it. He a csa victim doesn't matter ? hope you get explosive diarrhea and can't quench your thirst.

I literally said none of that, like you can go back and check, but go off ig

taissaifarmiga :

CANDYMAN (1992) dir. Bernard rose

Hey, asking for science… If you had a sense of foreshortened future when you were younger, and don’t really have it now, is your sense of time kinda fucky?

dysphorie :

xyours-eternallyx :

theforgottendaydreamer :

dekusbrokenarms :

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

star-anise :

lanthir :

gooseweasel :

jenroses :

phoenixonwheels :

agentelderofshield:

roccondilrinon:

crpl-pnk:

ok very funny guys. you got me. now seriously who left all these neurotypicals in charge of the mental health field

who left all these healthy doctors in charge of the hospital

is literally what this sounds like

God, can you imagine how awful that would be? People with amputations consulting on things like prosthesis?

People in wheelchairs designing living and working spaces for people with mobility issues?

Autistic people actually trying to help other autistic people?

OMG, just thing – wouldn’t ti be awful if people who are now in remission actually helped manage the pain and other symptoms that come with having and treating cancer?

I mean seriously, what on Earth do any of those people really have to add to the discussion? What could they possibly know that an able-bodied neurotypical wouldn’t already know? I mean, experience doesn’t teach all that much!

/end sarcasm.

My care for EDS got radically better when my doctor’s kid was diagnosed. 

Dr. Marsha M. Linehan more or less reinvented the field of behavioral therapy after spending years being treated to the worst 1950-60s psychiatry had to offer. She created the system now known as Dialectical Behavioral Therapy, now considered one of the most effective treatments for suicidal and self-destructive behaviors, as well as pretty much any other form of mental illness or mood/behavior disorders. She was able to do all of this BECAUSE she’s self-diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, not in spite of it.

The only therapist, out of the many I have seen over the past 30 years, to succesfuly treat my anxiety?  The one who had anxiety herself.  Not a coincidence.  

Doctors with Disabilities Are Changing the System

Is it your right to take a piece of trauma vent art that I share and slap on a #me in a context that is wildly different and could be interpreted as insulting? Yes. Am I gonna roll my eyes all the way back into my skull and vague about it on another blog? Also yes.

dysphorie :

gigglygamer :

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

Sod

My name is fucking sod

Sod

Aye fuckin, sod’s law is right!

We helped!!!

abbidavisart :

March’s full moon is the “Worm Moon” and that’s it that’s the joke

dysphorie:

skin-slave:

dysphorie:

dysphorie:

Thought y'all might like to know i just started a new doc

For a fake dating au

Help

Also i can’t pick who’s in it, jim plus…who? Corey, john 5, mick, other? Answers on a postcard plz (do people even understand that reference anymore?)

Hey, nobody show this to her. She might get annoyed.

Too late!!! I have been encouraged!!!!

dysphorie:

dysphorie:

Thought y'all might like to know i just started a new doc

For a fake dating au

Help

Also i can’t pick who’s in it, jim plus…who? Corey, john 5, mick, other? Answers on a postcard plz (do people even understand that reference anymore?)

Hey, nobody show this to her. She might get annoyed.