chris: fuck
minho: bitch
changbin: damn
hyunjin: ass
jisung: motherfucker
felix: cunt
seungmin: shit
jeongin: stupid
chris: bae (unironically)
minho: girlfriend
changbin: the “mrs.”
hyunjin: babe
jisung: partner in crime
felix: mate
seungmin: darling
jeongin: bestie
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i reaLLY REALLY laughed tonight thanks to this blog
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Hi, can I ask you for a Stray Kids reaction to when your ex wants you back
its up! thanks for the request 😁
chris: pulled an all nighter and was loopy as hell during the entire class
minho: comes showered and fully dressed in fancy clothes and nice shoes but doesnt pay attention just wanted to flex
changbin: goes but is super tired and clutching and iced coffee
hyunjin: doesnt set an alarm the night before and sleeps through the class. emails the prof later like i’m sooooo sorry i missed the class it was a total accident !!
jisung: goes but goes right back to sleep when he gets home
felix: woke up from alarm but went back to sleep
seungmin: begrudgingly takes notes for all his friends who sleep through the class
jeongin: didnt know attendance was required
chris: cries as soon as the lights go out
minho: sees figures in his vision all the time so he isn’t scared
changbin: enjoys the fear and hauntedness
hyunjin: tries to act tough but the second a door creaks he screams fruitily
jisung: uses the ghosts story as material for a new rap verse
felix: wants to hold a seance and get ouji board to figure out the ghosts past
seungmin: never comes to your house. ever.
jeongin: WHAT WAS THAT OH MY GOD oh it was just you haha okay goodnight…. OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL FUCK WAS THAT HELP oh haha just you again okay
chris: was on mute anyway so didn’t even flinch
minho: fucking disconnects midsentence
changbin: goes on mute until you finish and then continues like nothing happened
hyunjin: starts screaming at you while the whole class just listens
jisung: oops that was uh my new beat i was working with for my new song
felix: stares at the camera in silence with his jaw slack while the teacher tries to disable the chat
seungmin: apologizes and the continues right where he left off
jeongin: doesnt even know how to work zoom
chris: compares himself to your ex and tries to be better than him in every way.
minho: knows he’s better than your ex anyway so doesnt care or do much about him
changbin: threatens to fight him. doesnt actually want to. just wants to look threatening.
hyunjin: i’ll beat him up! *screams and cowers in fear when actually confronted by said ex*
jisung: writes a disstrack. literally starts writing lyrics in his head as soon as you tell him about your ex
felix: tells you to choose one and is kinda surprised when you choose him
seungmin: tries to be mature but really just wants to shit talk him
jeongin: didnt know you have an ex and invited him to hang out on accident
chris: gushers. what do you mean thats not candy
minho: ferrero rochers
changbin: jelly beans
hyunjin: juicy drop pop
jisung: starbursts all pink pack
felix: goes out of his way to find timtams at an international store
seungmin: kit kat
jeongin: gummy bears but plays with them and makes them kith before eating them
chris: facebook
minho: twitter
changbin: candy crush
hyunjin: spotify
jisung: soundcloud
felix: tiktok
seungmin: pinterest
jeongin: youtube
chris: thats really touching awwww can i read them ?? what ahout this one…. hard daddy dom unprotected sex with chains and whips??? wait a second
minho: weird bitch *spits on you*
changbin: fr?? whats your url mine is changlix4ever1890273 follow me
hyunjin: omg about ME? really? *jerks off to the imagines*
jisung: actually in the third one under my name in your masterlist you messed up the lyrics to matryoshka in the eighth paragraph of that imagine so you should go in and edit that
felix: you didn’t mention that i’m australian enough
seungmin: um okay *hacks into your blog to delete your account and posts*
jeongin: wow thats crazy can you put on kids youtube now
chris: you know your daughter calls me daddy too haha just joking hey put that fist down
minho: refuses to go and breaks up with you for even suggesting such a thing
changbin: is disowned by your entire family because he made a shitty comment about fishing
hyunjin: screams frutily
jisung: is perfect and catches all the fish and impresses your dad
felix: i get a pole? light work bro i used to catch fish with my bare hands back in australia… YES i was also surfing at the same time since you asked
seungmin: this is so great *wants to kill himself*
jeongin: googles how to fish and then cries when he realizes he has to spend alone time with your father
chris: aw no its okay baby im open minded *falls asleep because the news is boring*
minho: what the fuck * pushes you off the couch and turns on hgtv*
changbin: why are you watching the news in the first place
hyunjin: whats the difference between fox news and cnn
jisung: okay FINE i’ll stop coming up with freestyle raps about the people they interview
felix: well in australia our news is a lot different actually *doesnt shut up the whole time and you cant hear any of the news*
seungmin: watches quietly the whole time and then says it was stupid when it’s over
jeongin: what do you mean they put news stories on the light box?!?!? they have special people to say the news out loud ????? thats crazy can you put on kids youtube now
chris: almost never only when they start smelling weird
minho: changes them by buying fresh new ones and throwing away the old ones. no need for washing
changbin: every couple of months when he remembers
hyunjin: doesnt have sheets
jisung: could be two weeks or two months
felix: doesnt wash them unless theres a noticeable stain on them (is that piss? or maybe juice? who knows)
seungmin: the second sunday of every month
jeongin: you’re supposed to wash sheets?
chris: what i was just trying to spice up the bedroom
minho: yeah and watch me do it again
changbin: well i wouldve done it myself if it werent for gun laws
hyunjin: what? it’s not even a big deal calm down dramatic bitch
jisung: idk why you’re suprised last week you said my new track was bad when it’s obviously fire didn’t you hear how many times i said fuck
felix: sorry you’re not australian i had to get rid of you somehow
seungmin: well he clearly didn’t finish the job wtf
jeongin: ive been asleep for three days who are you
chris: rocky road
minho: vanilla cake batter
changbin: something with nuts in it probably
hyunjin: raspberry sorbet
jisung: whatever the flavor of the month is
felix: chocolate chip
seungmin: strawberry with real fruit in it
jeongin: whichever one has the most colors
chris: starts slapping you immediately while ferociously asking you to call him daddy
minho: that sounds like a lot of effort and i dont really like moving during sex… you understand right
changbin: alright sure
hyunjin: tries to hit you but doesnt do it hard enough and you complain which makes him cry
jisung: idk… will it hurt?
felix: okay but we need a safe word. what about vegemite? is that good?
seungmin: um okay whatever makes you happy… *complains later in the gc he forgot you were in*
jeongin: what is sex? did you misspell sec again.?? okay i’ll wait a sec. what am i waiting for
chris: yes! i mean worms are very very important to our planet so yeah we really need worms
minho: no❤️
changbin: i guess worms dont ask these stupid ass questions so yes
hyunjin: do i get to be a worm in this scenario? no?? well why not
jisung: i was JUST about to ask you the same thing. omg we’d be worms together
felix: what do worms eat? dirt? apples? book pages? this is too much idk if i can handle this
seungmin: yes that’d be great for my compost bin!!
jeongin: we’re dating? like when you call me your boyfriend that doesnt mean friend thats a boy? we’re dating right now?
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