The Hatenna Iine does NOT have the energy to deal with your shit!
Now he only get three cars instead of five!
2 things. I know we all know this but it bears repeating so we dont accidentally repeat their framing: Gates was, intentionally or not, speaking in hyperbole. Warren’s wealth tax would definitely not take 100 billion off of him. Second of all, regarding that comment above mine about the 3 cars: I googled most expensive cars and one is the Lamborghini Veneno, which costs $4.5 million dollars. One billion dollars divided by 4.5 million? 222. Bill Gated could have a fucking fleet of two hundred of the most expensive Lamborghini cars in the world and he would STILL HAVE 6 BILLION DOLLARS.
heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die
they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall
#i literally know a girl who met a dude at a party and married him two days later so they could fuck#then she divorced him like a week or two later cause she really wanted a one night stand but had too much guilt
why do people legitimately think jennifer’s body was a feminist masterpiece
megan fox actually had a mental breakdown after jennifer’s body because she was so hypersexualized in that movie and in the marketing for it, going as far as saying she didn’t want to leave the house because she couldn’t stand the idea of people even looking at her
hi people think that it’s a feminist masterpiece because art is subjective but im here to link to the full interview where she talks with Diablo Cody (the film’s writer) about the film, including how she thinks it was an excellent film (“it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever done”) that she’s very proud of (“I don’t think anyone could have played the role as well as I did at that time”), how she was hurt by the paparazzi and specifically how what hurt about the movie was not the film (“it was the perfect project”), but the male-centered marketing of the woman-written, woman-directed, women-starring film about an oversexualized woman using said oversexualization to get revenge on her male tormentors. Please don’t blame women’s art about womanhood for how it was seen by men.
TIL a study found applying Petroleum Jelly to a newborn for the first six to eight months of life was enough to drastically cut the risk of them developing eczema. They believe it may even ease the development of food allergies in certain instances.
a greasy baby is a healthy baby
me, laying on the vaseline with a trowel: does it feel good?
my child: AH.
thinkin about my (openly gay) lit professor today saying, “one of my favorite historical anecdotes is the time that Oscar Wilde was in America, at the same time that Walt Whitman was active and writing poems about sticking his tongue down other men’s shirts, and Wilde went to Whitman’s house exactly one time and spent several hours there, and ever since all these historians have been like ‘what could they have been doing???? it’s such a shame we’ll never know…’ and I just…. we know. the only question now is who was the top.”
1000% nonsense. Here’s how that started: the fine, upstanding members of the Portland Police Bureau tweeted that they had “received information” that anti-fascists were mixing quick-dry concrete into milkshakes for to chucking @ fascists. Of course, when reporters followed up by asking what evidence they had of this, the cops had to admit they had no evidence!
So why would a police force do something like making up a scary story about the dangerous antifa and then posting it on social media for all to see when it was a complete fabrication on their part?
Maybe because this is the same police force that shot a flashbang grenade at the head of an anti-fascist last year, nearly killing him;
Maybe because this is the same police force that was regularly texting right wing extremist leaders and advising them on things like how to keep their most violent members from being arrested;
Maybe because this is the same police force that found right-wing extremists with sniper rifles on top of a parkade roof overlooking the site of a conflict between their side and ant-fascists and didn’t bother to do anything about it.
It’s almost as if the Portland Police Bureau are so clearly & obviously on the side of fascists and so violently opposed to anti-fascists that they should simply be regarded as the best-armed, most dangerous wing of the racist extremist right in that city. Hmm.
As for Andy Ngo - well, we wrote about that bigot/grifter here.
Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man
Holy shit really
This is the original meaning of “boys will be boys”
Boys will be singular boy
“Two kids in a trenchcoat” walked so that “two boys in a fat man” could run