i actually switched smuttinq over to my main 5sos blog its blacklacecalum and there’s a masterlist there, so follow me there if you’d like because thats where my writing is :) xx
do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse.
do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings.
do not tell her you love her just to have sex.
do not tell her you love her // krystal gonzalez (via c-oquetry)
It’s vinylcxlum and I’m actually merging this smut blog into my main 5sos blog so if all of you could follow me there it’s be great bc all my writing is there and all my future writing will be posted there
yeah so follow me there bc idk if I’m gonna keep posting on this blog :-))) Xxxx
Question: BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WRITE YOUR OWN SMUT TOO?? and it's so freaking good omfg i think you might be one of the 5sos smut queens, okay.
Answer:
OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS SAM I LOVE YOU
((I plan on writing for a living so hopefully it’s good))
Imagine palming Luke through those fucking skinny jeans while the two of you are at an important function, and him then leaning over and whispering to you: “I hope you don’t expect to get any sleep tonight, or to be able to walk for the next week” before sitting back like nothing was going on.
You rapidly knocked on the door of your best friends Luke’s apartment, your foot tapping as you stood waiting for him to answer. Once he did you walked in, saying your hellos.
‘What’s up?’ Luke said, once you two were sitting on the couch. You smiled nervously, tugging on your sleeves not wanting…
“You idiot!” I bumped shoulders with Michael as he ran me off the side of the road in Mario Kart. “You threw a bomb at me!” “You didn’t have to push me off the side of…
FOLLOW THE BLOG WHO WROTE THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HER DONT TOUCH ME
Paring: Calum/Reader (Y/N) Rating: R Word Count: 2,435 words A/N: So this was first going to be a friends with benefits one shot, but then I based some parts of it on Amnesia. Sorry if it’s bad, you can always request.
I woke up with the sound of my iPhone, the bright light coming…
#this is super corny and cheesy #but I really really love it #calum#fave
Did someone say zombie apocalypse 5sos? Requested by {/.\} she’s fab, like all my other cookies /.\
Survival wasn’t exactly what she had expected. It wasn’t what she planned. When the zombie craze swept the world, reading and watching stuff like the Walking Dead, Y/N, like many others,…
Question: hey could you do any cheating one shot ( prefurably ashton or calum) or do you know any 5sos blogs that also write or have any good cheating one shots ? pleas thankyou in advance :)
Answer:
i actually read a really good cheating calum one shot but it was a while ago and i’m sure i couldn’t find it, but I could try and write a cheating calum one shot for you :)
Warning: Is there smut? Yes, most definitely. Also, prepare yourself for some cuteness and giggles.
It all started because I did Luke a favor. Granted, it was a fairly large favor. Taking someone’s virginity isn’t exactly an everyday occurrence, but I had no plans of it resulting in us…
“I swear to god (Y/N) you walk out that door and you will never see me again.” Ashton growled standing only a few feet away. “That’s what I want.” You continued your march to the front door of his house. “Nobody will ever love you the way I do, nobody will ever care for you…
Request: Hi! Can you do one where one of the boys gets a tongue piercing on tour and you don’t know he about it until comes home and he tries it on you?;)
I’m going to use Calum, inspired from of all that hype from that Instagram video a lil’ bit ago :P Hope you like it! –Meg x
do you ever just fuck something up by accident but you actually know better than to fuck up like that so everyone thinks you’re a stupid fucker upper but you’re actually not and you’re just like IM NOT AN IDIOT
Warning: This oneshot does contain smut. If you are under the age of thirteen please do not read. I would rather not be responsible for the scarring of young minds.
(P.S. this oneshot is also pretty fluffy so… yeah cute sadness)
I will be doing a friends with benefits oneshot for Ashton,…
I knew that Mike had some issues with himself butnever had I thought that it would’ve been so serious. The guys told he even got suicidal at times but they would always convince him and change his mind. Not only for the band of for the fans which was a very important topic too but also…
“Calum shut up I’m trying to hear the movie. ” I threw a pissed off glare his way. “I’m sorry I can’t hear you over your constant chewing. ” he mimicked me chewing like a cow,which in my defense,…
Question: Can you do one with Calum catch i a heated moment? Thanks
Answer:
Okay haha
Calum:
“oh come on babe please” he begged grabbing onto my waist to bring me back so I was leaning into him. I could feel his hard on press against my back and moaned.
“Calum, we don’t have time, the boys will be in here any minute” I said. I was tagging along on their UK tour as Calum didn’t want to leave me behind. We were in the tour bus waiting for the boys to come back so we could hit the road.
“we can be quick” he smirked
“no” I groaned wishing we could but I didn’t want it to be awkward if the boys walked in.
“oh come on! you know you want to” He said into my ear trying to be seductive.
“yes I do, but we can’t.” I sighed
His hands slipped lower on my thigh brushing over the top of my jeans.
“fuck it” I whispered turning to face him and crashing my lips onto his.
“I knew it” he laughed picking me up and throwing me into his bunk that was above Luke’s. He closed the curtains for privacy as he started to kiss every bit of exposed skin.
I peeled his shirt off as he did the same to me. He then stripped us both of our pants and slid his expert fingers across my heat.
“C-Calum” I moaned loudly desperate for more of his touch.
“tell me what you want baby” He growled
“Y-You. N-now"
He unclipped my bra massaging my breasts with his bass guitar hands. His fingers trailed down my tummy making me shiver before he slid two fingers slowly into me. He started to move them in and out at an incredible pace that felt so good.
"I thought they were back?” We heard Michael say stopping our actions as we tried to be quiet. I looked at Calum in panic but he just smirked at me and decided to be a little shit and carry on. His fingers pumping at a faster pace as I had to try and hold back my moans.
“I think they’re in Calum bed, they’re probably asleep” I heard Luke say. Aw he’s such a sweety.
“Michael leave them alone, they’re probably really tired don’t wake them up” I heard Ashton say
I thought we had gotten away with it until suddenly the curtain of the bunk was ripped back and Michael let out a huge laugh. Calum threw hiself on top of me to cover my naked body from the boys.
“Calum’s getting laid” Michael giggled
“piss off” Calum groaned before ripping back the curtain. “fuck sake” he mumbled burrying his face in my neck. “i’m sorry” He said his face bright red and i’m sure mine was the same.
“it’s okay, but you really need to finish what you started and who know’s I might repay the favour” I winked
“b-but the boys are back” He said confused as I was so against the idea earlier but now I really didn’t care.
Calum: ”It says that its not supposed to be all that painful.” You informed Calum. You lay sprawled on the opposite side of Calum, who was too into his FIFA game to know what you were talking about. ”Oh yeah?” He hummed absentmindedly tongue…
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