@sneterphobic

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vissercomplex :

flesh!peter (sneter) who only steals spines

sneter :

sneterphobic :

call out post for sneter (1/?)

he steals people’s spines! Come on people!

sni snay sneal sneoples snines snut snou snare snean sno sne snonline

sneterunsolved:

sneter call out post (2/?)

how can you only be married to someone on weekends? it’s not legal?

snarchivalassnistant :

• Sneter was once a member of the Lukas family until he was inexplicably drawn to the Flesh.
• I am unaware of any other Lukases who ended up avatars to an entity besides the Lonely.
• Note: I still cannot discount the possibility of him being able to vanish people to the Lonely, or at least his own twisted version of it.
• According to police records, he seems to have acquired the spines of at least eight different people.
• All of the bodies were found horribly, impossibly alive, and somewhat gelatinous in nature.
• The police were quick to put them out of their misery though and all of the cases were kept off the books.
• I am still confused on how he is able to move, as he is described by an eyewitness as “flopping around like one of those car-dealership balloon guys” against their second-story window, while also being able to “snake on into it.”
• He appears to work as a captain of a shipping freighter known as “The Snundra.”
• There is evidence that he is married to an aspect of the Stranger referred to as, on both the marriage and divorce papers, as “Elias Bouchard.” 
• There are no further notes about him besides the name and an image of a particularly insufferable-looking Savile Row mannequin with wire-frame glasses.

incorrect-sneter-quotes:

sneterrights: congratulations, you just won a lifetime supply of grapefruit!

sneterphobic: but you just gave me one grapefruit-

sneterrights, pulling out a gun: yep!

incorrect-sneter-quotes:

sneter after eating an empty cherry pepsi can: well i’ll be gumbled!

sneter looking directly at you: i am the funniest man alive

incorrect-sneter-quotes:

charlie: *filling up a cup to water some plants*

sneter: take a pitcher it’ll last longer haha

charlie: *decks him in the face*

call out post for sneter (1/?)

he steals people’s spines! Come on people!

sneter:

sneter-archive:

@sneter

@sneterphobic

@sneterrights

@asksnetersnukas

@sneter-suggestions

@snetersnukas

@sneterphobia

@spinesnief

sno snell sneah