me: Whatcha up to, little guy?
my shrimp: touchin stuff!
me: Oh yeah? What are you touc-
my shrimp: é̴̢̹͍̣̩͍͔͙͖̻̣̫͓͔͐̐̍̍̐̋̆͐̆͐̀̕ ̴̩̭͎͑͊̏̈́̇̋̇̿̆̈́̎̐́͝ͅv̴̗̜̝̮̜̺̀̓̅̉͑͑̽̒̕͠ ̴̢̙̖̳̭̻̝̄͗͑͊͆͊̑̅͠͝ȩ̵̟͚͕̗̲̮̦̳̳̪̗̌̔͂̓̿͑̽̍̋͌̆̎̎͗͜͜͠ ̴̨̯͎̤̤͖̬̫̙̄̈́̀͗́̑̉̒̈̿̾̆̒͘̕r̴̡̻̟̥̳̜̩̪̫̝̙̔͊͊͛͆ ̵̞̞̓̏́̍̐͑̅͑͋̉̾̓̓̕͠y̷̬̞͉͔͕̲̑̀̓͑̒͑̀́͗͊͗͗͘ ̷͎͛̆͌̎t̷͎̱̥̙͖͎̯̮̳̟̹͈̎͒͆̾̿́͛̓̍͊̎͑͌͘͜͜ ̶̨̠̜͖̰̦̳̝͙̙̯̩̆͋̄͆̈́̈́͠ͅh̶̝̞͍͊̄̋̚ ̴̛̜̙͎̯̞̠͆͗̀͒̄̈́̐̇͝i̴̙͓̠͓̮͑̓̃̍̈́̌͂̽͠ ̴̙̭͓̬̎̈ͅn̵̮̘̻̿̒̇̀͑̅́̊ ̵̜̳͙͖̮̯̗̳̗̜̦̏̎̃͂͌̕͝g̶̝̞̹͕̝̝͕͓͓͇̬̟̅̉̀̐͑̓
I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:
“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”
booty shorts with this on the ass
so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!
(listen with headphones if possible!)
(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)
if you haven’t encountered the tiktok phenomenon of Wellerman, start here, get headphones. yes. the headphones are wanted.
a BOG is a wetland that is acidic
a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline
FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!
a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees
a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees
tumblr posts like this do more for the education system than any public school in america
i am begging you to google "wild glizzy tiktok"
didnt even need to I know it’s the guy biting a cattail lmfaooo
I scored an interview at my top grad school choice aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
basically all “worm on a string” comparisons to actual animals pale in comparison to the fucking pipehorse
like. c’mon. there’s literally no other living animal that comes even close to resembling this
We found him. Worm is off the sting, and into ocean. He is free.