how they ask you out hcs
— characters. chifuyu matsuno, baji keisuke x fem!reader (separate)
— themes. fluff, crack
⸙ — chifuyu matsuno.
- he planned it for days but it all went down the drain when the toman members had heard about his little crush (he will never ever confide in baji every again)
- every damn time you pass by their area, his friends would holler and point at you without any shame.
- “fuyu! look look! it’s your girlfriend!”
- “mikey, she’s not my girlfriend! shut up! all of you-”
- please give this man a break because he’s seriously regretting ever telling baji about his feelings towards you.
- his careful and intricate plan on how he was going to ask you out for a nice date never stood a chance when mikey decided to literally give him the push he needed
- and by that i mean pushing him towards you so he can finally have the balls to talk to you like a normal person
- “go fuyu! go go!”
- “mikey, no-”
- chifuyu stumbles on his feet and crashed onto you. he wanted to scream and cry all at the same time because this wasn’t how he imagined his interaction with you will be
- “sorry! i—um, wanna go out with me?!”
- literally bows until his head hits the ground hard, and he stays like that for a good few seconds because he wants the cold cement to eat him alive for this embarassment
- to his surprise though, you agreed because apparently, you’ve noticed and heard all the things his friends would shout whenever you pass by
- and somehow, he managed to catch your interest too
- “my help-chifuyu-get-a-fucking-girlfriend-foolproof-bulletproof-all love-no broken hearts-mikey is the best wingman-plan never lets me down!”
- “that’s too fucking long of a name.”
⸙ — baji keisuke.
- this man literally borrowed tons and tons of chifuyu’s shoujo mangas. the side of his bed now has a wobbling tower of mangas that may or may not toppled over him while he was sleeping.
- in all honesty, chifuyu was surprised that his friend is “studying” how to properly ask someone out
- though he doubts that baji would even go through the plan if he ever made one
- everyone in toman believes that he’s just going to snap one day and face his problem head on like he always does
- afterall, too much thinking is not that great for his brain
- to everyone’s surprise though, he actually managed to come up with a plan after pulling an all-nighter, reading shoujo mangas. he showed up in their meeting looking like he was another man, like he was ready to start a new life
- “just call me mister romantic. watch me get a girl before any of you can.”
he trained for this all night
- chifuyu almost cried in happiness to see his bestie making an effort to do something other than burning cars
- so, out of worry and definetly because they did not want to eavesdrop, the toman president decided to follow their man so they could support him in this big day
- baji marched up to you who was currently sitting alone on a bench, his lips formed a wide and confident grin
- “hey woman!”
- chifuyu sniffled, praying for baji’s soul. hopefully the rejection wouldn’t do much damage, chifuyu is physically incapable of handling a heartbroken baji.
- he could already see it
- baji sulking
- oh the horror
- “eat junk food and get fat with me or i’ll burn your house-”
- “uh no. wait what?”
- “bAJI-SAN DONT MIND”
- so maybe he learned nothing from the shoujo mangas he borrowed
BAJI IM DED I CAN’T HHHHHHAH