babyanimalgifs :

Son I can see you

Introvert: where is that cat again *goes searching for cat*
Cat: im escaping the people
Introvert: this is why I need u cat
Cat: you are people
Introvert: come back

calliestrider :

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

ego-x :

absoluteshiiit :

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

avpdqueen :

me? desperately in need of social interaction but isolating myself instead? yes

spadesslick:

l-g-m:

ey girl do you

cause i really

thetomska :

never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

lohver :

never let your loneliness drive you back to toxic people

lumpatronics :

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

quotemadness :

“There are days that must happen to you.”

— Walt Whitman (via quotemadness )

sheismysquishy :

Do you ever just lay in bed and realize how not okay you are

ragnarokapologist :

i miss the 90s i was barely conscious and had no responsibilities

karmaplus :

(x)

vollkommen-allein :

“i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day”

— sexual-texts )

chillwerewolf :

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

hale-to-the-gay :

thelibrarina :

tsreena :

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

This is actually really good for babies’ brain development. You’re laying the groundwork for conversation, teaching them through example that people take turns talking and listening.

Did you know that babies from affluent families hear an average of thirty MILLION more words before age 5 than babies in families below the poverty line? For context, Les Miserables is about 650,000 words and it looks like this:

So it’s like reading this book 46 times.* And that’s not the total number of spoken words, that’s the GAP between affluent and poor babies. And these are the years in which the brain undergoes the most development. It’s mind-boggling.

So what I’m saying is: keep doing the thing. Do it to all babies, all the time. Narrate your day. Ask them for opinions. (“Should we buy the large bag of potatoes or the small bag?” “Gaabooglagje.” “Yes, just as I thought.”) Point out colors and shapes and letters. Let them scribble outside the lines and treat their babble like talk. Sing them nursery rhymes and Raffi songs and songs from the radio. All of these things are going to build their brains to prepare them for kindergarten and beyond.

*Please do not read Les Mis 46 times to an infant. They don’t even care about the Parisian sewer system.

That last part though

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This is my favorite headline ever

yansquid :

tastefullyoffensive :

Stairs are tough.

I THOUGHT THERE WAS JUST ONE BUT THEN THERE WERE MORE!!

cool-beenz :

Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

hausoftulito :

chocahontas :

blackwaluigi :

fiftyshadesofmacandcheese :

Where can I buy her album tho

that vibrato

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

This dog is a better singer than me

thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

#BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP #SLIP AND SLIDE AND HIDE THAT CRYSTAL

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

cutegirlonline :

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

wholesomethemedmemes :

self-reminder

brendonurieworld:

brendon urie saying hi to a fan.

twenlyonepilots :

whenvesselruled :

josh-ur-dun :

josh-ur-dun :

josh-ur-dun :

Why don’t we talk about Tyler’s face when he sees the noose in the behind the scenes of hoty?

And I’m p sure he was blinking away tears after they shoot that part

“Go ahead and hang this up there” tyler no

and when he sat up and put his head in his hands like he was crying right after, and the director lady asked if he was okay, and Tyler’s friend(?) was trying to cheer him up.

Yeah he was definitely crying and (I don’t remember) but I think someone asked if he wanted to take a break as well